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Bloobs

Al Pachinko, Konami President

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Ignores all the people in the thread who got one cheap/free. Quotes the person who wants to buy a fluffy tail instead.

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Jezbollah

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Things I learnt today:

Some people at 'Era seem to think that Games journalists are on the level of the Woodwards and Bernsteins in real life.
 

Daffy Duck

Member
Lol this Gorilla Glue thing is great, I just saw someone tweet about it saying they expect a statement from the company about safety and how to use their product and not using on hair or skin.

Im fucking dying here, when did humanity get so fucking dumb that we’re out here saying a company who makes adhesive needs to come out and tell total fuck nuggets not to apply it to your hair if you run out of hair product.

What even is this world any more.
 

Daffy Duck

Member
There's always been people this stupid, just now they have a platform to share their stupidity with the world.

I I get that, I do. But it’s the people calling for some sort of response or something from the company I don’t get....like, they don’t need to say shit. Only a dumb fuck does something like this.
 

Daffy Duck

Member
Already forget the Tide Pod challenge?

i had actually lol.

Thought I’d check the era thread, “genuine mistake “. LMAO, no. Any normal person receives this product (if ordered online) and takes one look at the can and goes “Nope, that’s the wrong shit”.


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It fucking blows my mind...the thread now has it that either
a) the store put it in the wrong area as it should be in the hardware section
b) someone maliciously swapped the products in the store

Is there no accountability here? No, it couldn’t possibly be she fucked up herself, no it’s definitely someone else’s fault.

i read that supposedly it was ordered online (which I can get if you think you’re ordering a similarly named product) but apparently another post says her family just had it lying around so she used it.....I mean WHY DO YOU NOT READ A LABEL????

This person is 40 YEARS OLD
 
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BadBurger

Many “Whelps”! Handle It!
Is that ash user not a native English speaker or something? He writes sort of like how Yoda speaks, or for some reason refuses to use adjectives.
 
Lol these people are really making excuses for that Gorilla Glue girl? It's hard for me to feel sorry for someone that dumb. Kinda like a redneck using a vacuum for a amateur liposuction procedure or that dumb girl who used a nail file to correct her teeth.
 

BadBurger

Many “Whelps”! Handle It!

How long until the bans are handed out? And thread is locked.

There's no way that thread lasts another hour. Attractive women? Be gone foul demon!

Hey Morrigan, I know you're reading: you should get on that after you pluck your lip hair.
 

GhostOfTsu

Banned
i had actually lol.

Thought I’d check the era thread, “genuine mistake “. LMAO, no. Any normal person receives this product (if ordered online) and takes one look at the can and goes “Nope, that’s the wrong shit”.


Ypwq2Fp.png


It fucking blows my mind...the thread now has it that either
a) the store put it in the wrong area as it should be in the hardware section
b) someone maliciously swapped the products in the store

Is there no accountability here? No, it couldn’t possibly be she fucked up herself, no it’s definitely someone else’s fault.

i read that supposedly it was ordered online (which I can get if you think you’re ordering a similarly named product) but apparently another post says her family just had it lying around so she used it.....I mean WHY DO YOU NOT READ A LABEL????

This person is 40 YEARS OLD
Where did she say she thought it was Moco de Gorila? Sounds like they are making excuses for her. It's not even a spray and the bottle is yellow with a weird shape. You can't mistake it.

Anything to defend her just because she's black.
 

Dick Jones

Gold Member

How long until the bans are handed out? And thread is locked.
Has to be Dr Goodhead

Or the totally believable performance of Nuclear Physicist Dr Christmas Jones
 

Ymir

Member
i had actually lol.

Thought I’d check the era thread, “genuine mistake “. LMAO, no. Any normal person receives this product (if ordered online) and takes one look at the can and goes “Nope, that’s the wrong shit”.


Ypwq2Fp.png


It fucking blows my mind...the thread now has it that either
a) the store put it in the wrong area as it should be in the hardware section
b) someone maliciously swapped the products in the store

Is there no accountability here? No, it couldn’t possibly be she fucked up herself, no it’s definitely someone else’s fault.

i read that supposedly it was ordered online (which I can get if you think you’re ordering a similarly named product) but apparently another post says her family just had it lying around so she used it.....I mean WHY DO YOU NOT READ A LABEL????

This person is 40 YEARS OLD
It's just more virtue signaling. It's a minority people are laughing at so it's racism and now the fault of gorilla glue and they should reevaluate their products. They're literally just making up narratives to soothe themselves since there's no evidence this was an accident or a mishap at the store or any of the other conspiracy theories.
 

SNPlayen

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Has Era melted down over Tom Brady yet? I'm not American (Im an Aussie cunt), but from what I have read he is / was a friend of Trump, and is as successful as one gets and has that all American sports hero look.
 

Soodanim

Member
Lol this Gorilla Glue thing is great, I just saw someone tweet about it saying they expect a statement from the company about safety and how to use their product and not using on hair or skin.

Im fucking dying here, when did humanity get so fucking dumb that we’re out here saying a company who makes adhesive needs to come out and tell total fuck nuggets not to apply it to your hair if you run out of hair product.

What even is this world any more.
If we didn’t have all these warning labels we’d have a world population of about 50 at this point
 

OmegaSupreme

advanced basic bitch
Lol this Gorilla Glue thing is great, I just saw someone tweet about it saying they expect a statement from the company about safety and how to use their product and not using on hair or skin.

Im fucking dying here, when did humanity get so fucking dumb that we’re out here saying a company who makes adhesive needs to come out and tell total fuck nuggets not to apply it to your hair if you run out of hair product.

What even is this world any more.
These are the same dolts who eat tide pods.

Edit Davey Cakes Davey Cakes beat me there. Also, remember these are coddled children who want no personal responsibility.
 
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Davevil

Late October Surprise

Thread with great potential
 

Umbasaborne

Banned
There's no way that thread lasts another hour. Attractive women? Be gone foul demon!

Hey Morrigan, I know you're reading: you should get on that after you pluck your lip hair.

you know if the thread was “who was the sexiest james bond?” It would have been left open. They leave threads about attractive men open because women and lbgt are marginalized groups, so its socially progressive for them to jerk off on the forum to hunky dudes, but apparently its shameful and sexist to be a man whose attracted to women on that site. I really dont fucking get that site. I dont think theres anything wrong with people being attracted to and appreciating men, no matter there gender, why the fuck its it shameful to do the same for women?
 

nush

Member

Thread with great potential

If only they ran with that self awareness...
 
you know if the thread was “who was the sexiest james bond?” It would have been left open. They leave threads about attractive men open because women and lbgt are marginalized groups, so its socially progressive for them to jerk off on the forum to hunky dudes, but apparently its shameful and sexist to be a man whose attracted to women on that site. I really dont fucking get that site. I dont think theres anything wrong with people being attracted to and appreciating men, no matter there gender, why the fuck its it shameful to do the same for women?
The troons and tumblr fatties get triggered by the sight of beautiful women. That's all there is to it.
 

graywolf323

Member
you know if the thread was “who was the sexiest james bond?” It would have been left open. They leave threads about attractive men open because women and lbgt are marginalized groups, so its socially progressive for them to jerk off on the forum to hunky dudes, but apparently its shameful and sexist to be a man whose attracted to women on that site. I really dont fucking get that site. I dont think theres anything wrong with people being attracted to and appreciating men, no matter there gender, why the fuck its it shameful to do the same for women?
surprisingly enough it's actually not showing as locked
 
Has Era melted down over Tom Brady yet? I'm not American (Im an Aussie cunt), but from what I have read he is / was a friend of Trump, and is as successful as one gets and has that all American sports hero look.


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To be fair, while Brady is no doubt the GOAT at QB. He is a tremendous douchenozzle.

 
He's kind of earned the "fuck you" right for life by now.

This was written in 2017 but is worth the read.



And it came to pass, during training camp, Tom Brady stumbled upon a written evaluation of himself; and though it was technically a sin and an offence unto the Lord, he readeth the forbidden page, which said of him: “Slow, slow, slow…everything is so slow.” 9. Brady wept.
 
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