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Rocket League: Ranking Adjustments For Season 4(April Fools)

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Hi everyone, we're back to talk about some more improvements we're making to Rocket League Competitive play[www.rocketleague.com]!

We've heard your feedback that our Bronze, Silver, Gold, etc. ranks aren't flavorful enough for Rocket League. As a result, we've cooked up a new rankings recipe that we feel better represent the unique tastes of our players.

Starting today, the new ranking system is:

Potato - Hearty, solid, and unflashy. Potato players have a lot of potential, but need more time in the oven of competition.

Onion - However you dice them, these players are versatile, but still learning how to mix well with others. Occasional mistakes can make teammates cry.

Corn - These players have used their eyes and ears to pop above the maze of the lower ranks.

Broccoli - Heady players that stalk the field with a purpose.

Radish - Esteemed players that often have deep roots in the community.

Purple Cabbage - The cream of the crop, they often steam their opponents. These champions are not your garden variety veterans, are extremely versatile, and mix well with a variety of teammates.

Grand Eggplant - Only the best Rocket League players have grown their skills enough to reach this exclusive rank.

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lol Well done Psyonix but now I want to be a grand eggplant.


Edit: Holy shit these are also in game rankings now LOL.
 
I just signed on and I was so confused when I saw broccoli III, hahaha. If not for a Google search leading me to this thread I'd still be confused. Well played, Psyonix.
 
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