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Ron Jeremy charged with 3 counts of rape

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All these years later I still chuckle at what a fucking moron that guy is.
Some kind of error happened, don't feel like fixing this post.
 
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MrS

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He raped my eyeballs like a decade ago, was about to bust a giga-nut watching a vid of his, then the fucking camera man zoomed in on his bloated frog face. I couldn't jerk off for the rest of the day!
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Very kind of you to capture that moment for us
 
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Vyse1800

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Ron Jeremy has previously said these are cases of buyers remorse. Young chicks go out drinking and run into old, fat porn star and have a laugh at him, they end up doing him in the toilet after getting wasted and he plows them with his greasy paws and big gut and blows a load all over their face and hair and they decide they didn't like it.
 

West Texas CEO

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Ron Jeremy has previously said these are cases of buyers remorse. Young chicks go out drinking and run into old, fat porn star and have a laugh at him, they end up doing him in the toilet after getting wasted and he plows them with his greasy paws and big gut and blows a load all over their face and hair and they decide they didn't like it.
With Daniel Masterson, I think the case is a bit different.
 

ReBurn

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Christ, now my browser history has me searching for Ron Jeremy to figure out how this turned out.

He's been committed to a mental hospital after being declared unfit to stand trial.
 
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Durien

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He raped my eyeballs like a decade ago, was about to bust a giga-nut watching a vid of his, then the fucking camera man zoomed in on his bloated frog face. I couldn't jerk off for the rest of the day!
I literally burst out laughing and my wife asked me what I was laughing at. I just said, "The boards.."
 
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