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[Vanillalite]

http://www.fox5ny.com/news/166407170-story

A man named Ronald McDonald was shot outside of a Sonic restaurant in Lumberton, North Carolina last week.

McDonald, 36, was shot with a non-life threatening injury, according to a statement released by the Lumberton Police Department. He apparently got into an argument with another man outside the fast food joint and they exchanged gunfire.

 

[SocksAndShoes]

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[Sapiens]

The shooter was named Ham Burglar

 

[MilkLizard]

What's up with the GAF notebook?

 

[epmode]

Is this thread jokes? I get jokes.

 

[Sub_Level]

You came to the wrong neighborhood, motherfucker.

 

[inner-G]

That headline made me Grimace.

 

[pgtl_10]

Ronald needs to know there is only one burger King.

 

[Piston Hyundai]

so I guess the way to stop people from complaining about gun violence is to only shoot people in ironic situations

 

[Guevara]

I like they casual "they exchanged gunfire" because both were armed, obviously.

 

[Sanjuro]

He was just cultivating mass.

 

[inner-G]

I like they casual "they exchanged gunfire" because both were armed, obviously.

it was at a Sonic.

 

[Alucrid]

 

[Arkeband]

I genuinely expected this to be a new RackaRacka skit.

 

[NeonBlack]

The King sends his regards.

 

[DoomGyver]

Gotta draw fast.

 

[stump sock]

so I guess the way to stop people from complaining about gun violence is to only shoot people in ironic situations

ok, everybody can keep their guns, but only if they change their names to something hilarious

 

[maxcriden]

That headline made me Grimace.

Too soon.

 

[HUELEN10]

serious question: was it this guy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqBWnjloU0I

 

[Tugatrix]

 

[Bert409]

 

[CapitalismSucks DonkeyBalls]

serious question: was it this guy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqBWnjloU0I

Serious question: Do you know what a 36 year old man typically looks like?

 

[FStop7]

I like they casual "they exchanged gunfire" because both were armed, obviously.

It's a friendly greeting in America, like a handshake. You meet someone new and exchange gunfire.

 

[HUELEN10]

Serious question: Do you know what a 36 year old man typically looks like?

Honestly? no.

 

[dskillzhtown]

I like they casual "they exchanged gunfire" because both were armed, obviously.

Yeah, that is actually pretty disturbing that the focus of the story is the guys name, not the fact that dudes were exchanging gunfire.

 

[SwiftDeath]

Hopefully Mac will not have to miss too many episodes of Always Sunny

 

[PeskyToaster]

Come at the King you best not miss.

 

[Alphahawk]

Serious question: Do you know what a 36 year old man typically looks like?

I would imagine like a 26 year old man only about ten years older.

 

[HStallion]

It's a friendly greeting in America, like a handshake. You meet someone new and exchange gunfire.

The Trailerpark Boys taught me this is how problems are solved in Canada. That or drinking yourself shitty.

 

[XiaNaphryz]

Slightly more details:

http://ksn.com/2016/06/26/ronald-mcdonald-gunned-down-at-sonic-restaurant/

LUMBERTON, N.C. (WNCN) – A man named Ronald McDonald, 36, was shot during an argument at a Sonic restaurant Thursday evening in Lumberton, North Carolina.

McDonald, who is the husband of one of the restaurant’s managers, argued with Telvin Drummond, 24, an employee at Sonic.

Both men shot at each other. McDonald was struck by gun fire and is being treated for injuries that are believed to not be life threatening.

The investigation is still ongoing.

 

[Randolph Freelander]

Slightly more details:

http://ksn.com/2016/06/26/ronald-mcdonald-gunned-down-at-sonic-restaurant/

How can I have a hardee laugh with you ruining things with details?

 

[Watch Da Birdie]

All the Sonics in my town got closed because they were apparently big drug rings, kind of a shame as it was the top restaurant I went to when I first got my car---loved their slushes.

 

[JetBlackPanda]

some decent duns in here. good job GAF.

Still.. the fact that any old argument in the United States can break out into gunfire is sad.

 

[Izuna]

Have a funny name, and people will laugh at your misery.

 

[NeOak]

Slightly more details:

http://ksn.com/2016/06/26/ronald-mcdonald-gunned-down-at-sonic-restaurant/

Inb4 employee was having an affair with the manager.

Spoiler

/s

 

[Jarlaxle]

His daughter Wendy drove him to the hospital.

 

[stan423321]

Slightly more details:

http://ksn.com/2016/06/26/ronald-mcdonald-gunned-down-at-sonic-restaurant/

"Drummond found working @ Sonic"?

 

[sixteen-bit]

That headline made me Grimace.

damn it

 

[RawkHawk2010]

"Drummond found working @ Sonic"?

This is the best part.

 

[ExVicis]

IS Ronald McDonald Married to a girl named Wendy?

 

[Crayolan]

 

[Elitist1945]

The shooter was named Ham Burglar

Aw man I shouldn't have laughed.

 

[HStallion]

IS Ronald McDonald Married to a girl named Wendy?

Nah they got divorced when she found out he was sleeping with Lil Caesar.

 

[barik]

He should've ran diagonally to dodge the bullets.

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

It's a friendly greeting in America, like a handshake. You meet someone new and exchange gunfire.

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[stan423321]

This is the best part.

The fact that no one else in the thread seems to care sort of forces me to reevaluate my position in the mainstream of GAF.

 

[foxuzamaki]

Seeing as it was non life threatening, let the jokes flow

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

The fact that no one else in the thread seems to care sort of forces me to reevaluate my position in the mainstream of GAF.

What does Drummond mean in this context?

 

[KDR_11k]

Wait, that hot dog is still complete, WHAT IS SONIC CHEWING?

 

[Log4Girlz]

Wait, that hot dog is still complete, WHAT IS SONIC CHEWING?

The last bite from the other one he had