Royal Rumble |OT| Garbage

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Biggest-Geek-Ever said:
SEXUAL CHOCOLATE *clap clap clapclapclap*
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I know there was the Avatar Rumble, but there was like a WrassleGAF bet last year for avatars as well.

Was that for Rock/Cena II or year before for the first one?
 
its still hard to see this thread without getting super nostalgic about the 90's arcade game.
 
SoulPlaya said:
While I find Orton boring, there's no denying that he was massively over as a face. It's sad, though, because the WWE wants so badly for Orton/Cena to be the new Rock/Austin, and it's just not happening. The crowd just doesn't care about this feud.
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Funny that he was more over during that 2 year period where they wouldn't do ANYTHING with him due to wellness strikes than he is now. Back then, he would get that high pitched squeal of cheers from women and children EVERY time his entrance music hit, without fail. Now, he's in the main event picture and barely gets that reaction anymore.

I'd love for someone to ask HHH why Randy is getting so much spotlight. Besides "he's my friend", what else can he say? His physique is good? His promos suck, he doesn't sell merch, he doesn't draw, his in-ring is lazy. Punk and Bryan surpass him in all of those categories, free.
 
Mr. Nobody said:
Cena's more machine than man. it's not fair.
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I don't know what's sadder.

Watching 20 & 30 year old wrestlers in their prime get squashed by a 135-year old man who can't even five knuckle shuffle any more because of his crippling arthritis.
Or the fact that Cena's justified hooking up with his great great grand-daughter because his DNA has gone through enough filters by that point that he figures it's clean enough waters for him.

No wonder the McMahons have resorted to recruiting from other planets. It just sucks that they always have the same two aliens from Mars fighting each other all the time. Just to appeal to that demo. It's so blatant.
 
UberTag said:
I don't know what's sadder.

Watching 20 & 30 year old wrestlers in their prime get squashed by a 135-year old man who can't even five knuckle shuffle any more because of his crippling arthritis.
Or the fact that Cena's justified hooking up with his great great grand-daughter because his DNA has gone through enough filters by that point that he figures it's clean enough waters for him.

No wonder the McMahons have resorted to recruiting from other planets. It just sucks that they always have the same two aliens from Mars fighting each other all the time. Just to appeal to that demo. It's so blatant.
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Good ol Cena in his giant T-shirt which covers his very large jorts.

Besides I hear they did recruit from the class M planets and then knowing full well they wrestled in low gravity environments like earth they still say they can't do their venusian lucha libre wrestling style.
 
So how does this work? This is clearly more than 30 dudes and you just randomly choose 30 numbers for 30 people on that list?

I can't sleep, I've been thinking about this Rumble WAAAAY too much lately. Literally anything can happen and for some reason frightens me.
 
I remember having super low expectations for Rumble 2012. That Rumble was still awful.

I had super low expectations for Rumble 2013. That Rumble was really awful.

I have low expectations for Rumble 2014.
 
Anth0ny said:
I remember having super low expectations for Rumble 2012. That Rumble was still awful.

I had super low expectations for Rumble 2013. That Rumble was really awful.

I have low expectations for Rumble 2014.
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This rumble is going to be BIGGER BETTER BADDER

oh wait that's wrestlemania
 
Source: PWInsider

For what it's worth, Kevin Nash checked into WWE's hotel in Pittsburgh earlier tonight and will be staying there this weekend with the talents in town for the Royal Rumble. Nash is in town to host an after-party with Ring of Honor stars unrelated to anything WWE is doing. We noted before that Nash dyed his hair black for a potential TV pilot appearance.
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funkystudent said:
Heck Yeah! Big Sexy is going to make the Rumlbe cool again.



But I am pretty sure WWE has flown in wrestlers for the rumble who didnt make a appearance on the show. Wouldnt be shocked if a few leaked people who are in town dont make it on the show.
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it's happened before. Last year, everyone expected like Hurricane, MVP, and Shelton Benjamin, but no one saw Goldust or Godfather coming
 
I'm here for you G-fex!

also, you had a name between G-Fex and Mr Nobody, what was it? It has been bothering me for the last hour
 
Anth0ny said:
I'd love for someone to ask HHH why Randy is getting so much spotlight. Besides "he's my friend", what else can he say? His physique is good? His promos suck, he doesn't sell merch, he doesn't draw, his in-ring is lazy. Punk and Bryan surpass him in all of those categories, free.
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"tremendously talented", "hard working". "great attitude coming to work!. " never complains". "always offering to help others".

That's Orton obviously. But really, he'd give a typical response like that and we all know it's a blatant lie. He's getting the shots because of his dad and because he's backed by McMahon and H's himself. For all the shit he's done he should've been fired eight years ago.
 
Anth0ny said:
Funny that he was more over during that 2 year period where they wouldn't do ANYTHING with him due to wellness strikes than he is now. Back then, he would get that high pitched squeal of cheers from women and children EVERY time his entrance music hit, without fail. Now, he's in the main event picture and barely gets that reaction anymore.

I'd love for someone to ask HHH why Randy is getting so much spotlight. Besides "he's my friend", what else can he say? His physique is good? His promos suck, he doesn't sell merch, he doesn't draw, his in-ring is lazy. Punk and Bryan surpass him in all of those categories, free.
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The only thing Punk has over Orton is mic skills and in-ring work. Better physique? lmao
 
I haven't watched wrestling in a decade, but stumbled on Smackdown tonight and got surprisingly into it. Just trying to figure out who everyone is. The most shocking thing was how slim Goldust was. I almost thought someone else had taken over the gimmick.

The other shocking thing was to find out Billy Gunn is 50.

Anyway, it's so blatantly obvious Batista is going to win the Rumble. Good to see the WWE is still predictable. :P
 
After a short whiskey nap, which gave me dreams of Ug as a swimming instructor with Sheamus in my swim class (he has to hold his nose when he goes under water like a 4 year old) and a bunch of school related stuff, I still think that JTG coming out to Virgil's music was the highlight of the Rumble. If that game did that on its own, it is the funniest and most racist game ever.
 
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