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S______L for PS5 to be revealed soon (The dedicated blueballs/Kojima 'conspiracy' thread)

Is this new Silent Hill real or fake?

  • Real

    Votes: 330 44.6%
  • Fake

    Votes: 410 55.4%

  • Total voters
    740
  • Poll closed .

rofif

Can’t Git Gud
Can anyone from Team Fake explain me how an app that doesnt fucking work passed the certification process?
It works perfectly fine what do you mean?
It launches, you can select language and if this is what i was supposed to do, then why would sony say it does not work ?
Resident Evil Village had the same type of app which did nothing until demo dropped
 
Team Real, Hasan has a big update coming soon! I can tell! Gather round Uncle Hasan!

Suprise Farting GIF by Mr Methane
 

Hugare

Member
It works perfectly fine what do you mean?
It launches, you can select language and if this is what i was supposed to do, then why would sony say it does not work ?
Resident Evil Village had the same type of app which did nothing until demo dropped
RE VILLAGE had all the content downloaded, just not active.

This is different. The content will be uploaded.

And you are comparing Capcom with a nobody
 

rofif

Can’t Git Gud
RE VILLAGE had all the content downloaded, just not active.

This is different. The content will be uploaded.

And you are comparing Capcom with a nobody
Maybe this also have all content downloaded? 2gb is not small amount of space.
Capcom vs indie studio should not matter. It proves the principle and app idea
 

Hugare

Member
I want this to be Kojima just because how absurd that would be

Dude was commited since 2015 to this shit.

This is Christian Bale on "The Prestige" levels of commitment to his craft

Hasan and BlueBox became a thing in 2015, after P.T.

So there's a tiny, small chance that it could have been planned since 2015

Would be absolutely ridiculous tho, and I would fucking love it.
 

MastaKiiLA

Member
I want this to be Kojima just because how absurd that would be

Dude was commited since 2015 to this shit.

This is Christian Bale on "The Prestige" levels of commitment to his craft

Hasan and BlueBox became a thing in 2015, after P.T.

So there's a tiny, small chance that it could have been planned since 2015

Would be absolutely ridiculous tho, and I would fucking love it.
This is what many of us are in it for. The sheer absurdity of it all. It would be pretty epic.
 

Hugare

Member
Maybe this also have all content downloaded? 2gb is not small amount of space.
Capcom vs indie studio should not matter. It proves the principle and app idea
The game has a graphical bug so absurd that they didnt even launch the demo on time

And you telling me that Sony would allow it to be uploaded before testing? Or this shit passed certification?
 

supernova8

Banned
I want this to be Kojima just because how absurd that would be

Dude was commited since 2015 to this shit.

This is Christian Bale on "The Prestige" levels of commitment to his craft

Hasan and BlueBox became a thing in 2015, after P.T.

So there's a tiny, small chance that it could have been planned since 2015

Would be absolutely ridiculous tho, and I would fucking love it.

"Hey Hasan. Stop making whatever shit game you're making. I'll pay you to pretend to make a game."
 

rofif

Can’t Git Gud
The game has a graphical bug so absurd that they didnt even launch the demo on time

And you telling me that Sony would allow it to be uploaded before testing? Or this shit passed certification?
the certification... oh the mythical certification. I am sure black tiger passed it with flying colors
tenebre tenebre site seems dead
 
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Hugare

Member
The app doesn't crash.. it launches... it doesn't brick consoles..

What exactly wouldn't pass certification?
How many apps from indie developers have Sony allowed in the store where you could read "Check back soon" only?

What if Hasan releases a porn video to be streamed at the app?

Sony has to know the content. It doesnt work that way.
 
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TheInfamousKira

Reseterror Resettler
I want this to be Kojima just because how absurd that would be

Dude was commited since 2015 to this shit.

This is Christian Bale on "The Prestige" levels of commitment to his craft

Hasan and BlueBox became a thing in 2015, after P.T.

So there's a tiny, small chance that it could have been planned since 2015

Would be absolutely ridiculous tho, and I would fucking love it.

More like Christian Chandler. I'M WAITING FOR MY SILENT HILL, KAHRAMANADINGDONG
 

rofif

Can’t Git Gud
Black tiger was playabe

As bad as that was, it was functional

This is not

How hard is it to undertand?
No I don't.
This is just as functional if they listed the function to sony as "showing check back soon message until patched".
 

IntentionalPun

Ask me about my wife's perfect butthole
How many apps from indie developers have Sony allowed in the store where you could read "Check back soon" only?

What if Hasan releases a porn video to be streamed at the app?

Sony has to know the content. It doesnt work that way.
Why would any indie developer who wasn't some troll getting attention for a conspiracy theory release such an app?

What makes you think any indie developer has ever tried? And as I just asked.. why would they?

And the app.. doesn't contain a porn video.. it contains nothing.. the patch is going to contain the content, and that content will get certified.

Thing is, Sony doesn't play every minute of every game either way.. any dev could hide some porn in their game/app.. and then they'd lose their ability to make Playstation games.
 
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Hugare

Member
No I don't.
This is just as functional if they listed the function to sony as "showing check back soon message until patched".
Yeah, try being a nobody releasing an app like that on a fucking PS5 machine

Sony is very protective, they wouldnt launch an app from a nobody that does .. fucking nothing. This is not even a game

It could be an exploit and etc. For security reasons, they have to know more than that.

"I wanna launch an app that says 'check back soon' until I upload some content that you dont know about, 'mkay?"

And you expect me to believe that Sony said ok?

Some of you guys from Team Fake are as stuborn and delusional as those crazies from Team Real
 
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rofif

Can’t Git Gud
Yeah, try being a nobody releasing an app like that on a fucking PS5 machine

Sony is very protective, they wouldnt launch an app from a nobody that does .. fucking nothing. This is not even a game

It could be an exploit and etc. For security reasons, they have to know more than that.

"I wanna launch an app that says 'check back soon' until I upload some content that you dont know about, 'mkay?"

And you expect me to believe that Sony said ok?

Some of you guys from Team Fake are as stuborn and delusional as those crazies from Team Real
I don't know what to say to you.
It is certainly strange but not impossible knowing sony history with crap
 
Only way for me to be surprised at this point is if it's really revealed that those rumors about Kojima signing with Microsoft are true and this is what "Abandoned" means, that he is finally abandoning Sony.
How crazy would that bet? To make an event about switching sides?
 

TheInfamousKira

Reseterror Resettler
Thing is, Sony doesn't play every minute of every game either way.. any dev could hide some porn in their game/app.. and then they'd lose their ability to make Playstation games.

But gain something far greater. The fanbase of Indian people in their mid forties who don't know that the Brazzers video WASN'T uploaded by the chick being fucked in it and reply in the comments with things like "I WANT TO GIVE YOU PUSSY A BLOWJOB I AM WEALTHY MAN GIVE YPU MANY NICE CARS," are legion, and far outweigh the Blue or Green Party. It's a genius move.
 
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