Spank_Magnet
The Male Lewinsky
Cyberpunk?
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S______L for PS5 to be revealed soon (The dedicated blueballs/Kojima 'conspiracy' thread)
Disclaimer: I am in no way pledging allegiance to any team.
Ramz87
Member
Didn't you know?..according to them, Hasan is such a smart scammer that he's managed to fool one of the biggest corporations in the world
rofif
Can’t Git Gud
It works perfectly fine what do you mean?
It launches, you can select language and if this is what i was supposed to do, then why would sony say it does not work ?
Resident Evil Village had the same type of app which did nothing until demo dropped
IlGialloMondadori
Member
Probably going to get an update soon about how they accidentally published the news too soon
Hoppa
Member
I mean have you ever seen those two names in a room at the same time?
Hugare
Member
lol, Cyberpunk was the biggest gaming release since the last GTA game.
And they had a bugged game at launch (still has), but it was functional. I played at launch.
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HawarMiran
Banned
Exactly my point!!! Right?I mean have you ever seen those two names in a room at the same time?
Spank_Magnet
The Male Lewinsky
Yeah, it was a joke (My post and the release of cyberpunk).
NewYork214
Member
Can someone explain the bokeh possible connection? I'm lost with who they are and why it matters?
IlGialloMondadori
Member
Team Real, Hasan has a big update coming soon! I can tell! Gather round Uncle Hasan!
Epic Sax CEO
Banned
Not this shitto agan!
Hugare
Member
RE VILLAGE had all the content downloaded, just not active.
This is different. The content will be uploaded.
And you are comparing Capcom with a nobody
ParaSeoul
Member
Ex silent hill devs,follow the Al-Hub twitter account that interviewed both Hasan and Akira Yamaoka
MasterCornholio
Member
KormaChameleon
Member
Inb4 it gets delayed again due to another bug.
rofif
Can’t Git Gud
Maybe this also have all content downloaded? 2gb is not small amount of space.
Capcom vs indie studio should not matter. It proves the principle and app idea
Hugare
Member
I want this to be Kojima just because how absurd that would be
Dude was commited since 2015 to this shit.
This is Christian Bale on "The Prestige" levels of commitment to his craft
Hasan and BlueBox became a thing in 2015, after P.T.
So there's a tiny, small chance that it could have been planned since 2015
Would be absolutely ridiculous tho, and I would fucking love it.
Dude was commited since 2015 to this shit.
This is Christian Bale on "The Prestige" levels of commitment to his craft
Hasan and BlueBox became a thing in 2015, after P.T.
So there's a tiny, small chance that it could have been planned since 2015
Would be absolutely ridiculous tho, and I would fucking love it.
OrionNebula
Member
Can't wait to get a 7 second snippet this time around!
That'll keep me going for months!! Months!!
That'll keep me going for months!! Months!!
MastaKiiLA
Member
This is what many of us are in it for. The sheer absurdity of it all. It would be pretty epic.
Hugare
Member
The game has a graphical bug so absurd that they didnt even launch the demo on time
And you telling me that Sony would allow it to be uploaded before testing? Or this shit passed certification?
supernova8
Banned
"Hey Hasan. Stop making whatever shit game you're making. I'll pay you to pretend to make a game."
IlGialloMondadori
Member
Lol. Probably took it down after accidentally deploying changes.
Null Persp
Member
Spank_Magnet
The Male Lewinsky
Remember earlier this year when Sony was getting shit for being unhelpful to indies? Maybe they picked precisely the wrong one to be nice to…
kingwingin
Member
THE:MILKMAN
Member
It keeps going 503 and very quickly back up. There are other odd things to add to the whole BBGS thing (like the weird disappearance of blue tick followers on Twitter).
Trogdor1123
Gold Member
So is this supposed to be some kind of viral marketing? I have no idea what is going on.
MudoSkills
Volcano High Alumnus (Cum Laude)
As if Sony would let garbage sit on the PlayStation store? YOU FOOLS.
IntentionalPun
Ask me about my wife's perfect butthole
The app doesn't crash.. it launches... it doesn't brick consoles..
What exactly wouldn't pass certification?
THE:MILKMAN
Member
Isn't the app like 2GB so the content is already there and the "patch" is just a secure access code of sorts?
Hugare
Member
How many apps from indie developers have Sony allowed in the store where you could read "Check back soon" only?
What if Hasan releases a porn video to be streamed at the app?
Sony has to know the content. It doesnt work that way.
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Spank_Magnet
The Male Lewinsky
Oh FFS!
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TheInfamousKira
Reseterror Resettler
More like Christian Chandler. I'M WAITING FOR MY SILENT HILL, KAHRAMANADINGDONG
rofif
Can’t Git Gud
No I don't.
This is just as functional if they listed the function to sony as "showing check back soon message until patched".
cormack12
Gold Member
Oh yeah. Ha, ha, hahahaha Hasan
IntentionalPun
Ask me about my wife's perfect butthole
Why would any indie developer who wasn't some troll getting attention for a conspiracy theory release such an app?
What makes you think any indie developer has ever tried? And as I just asked.. why would they?
And the app.. doesn't contain a porn video.. it contains nothing.. the patch is going to contain the content, and that content will get certified.
Thing is, Sony doesn't play every minute of every game either way.. any dev could hide some porn in their game/app.. and then they'd lose their ability to make Playstation games.
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Hugare
Member
Yeah, try being a nobody releasing an app like that on a fucking PS5 machine
Sony is very protective, they wouldnt launch an app from a nobody that does .. fucking nothing. This is not even a game
It could be an exploit and etc. For security reasons, they have to know more than that.
"I wanna launch an app that says 'check back soon' until I upload some content that you dont know about, 'mkay?"
And you expect me to believe that Sony said ok?
Some of you guys from Team Fake are as stuborn and delusional as those crazies from Team Real
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rofif
Can’t Git Gud
I don't know what to say to you.
It is certainly strange but not impossible knowing sony history with crap
thebigmanjosh
Member
Oh FFS!
The full code doesn't work on the store in case anyone was curious.
HEIS-Q6HG-E5RC
Epic Sax CEO
Banned
Only way for me to be surprised at this point is if it's really revealed that those rumors about Kojima signing with Microsoft are true and this is what "Abandoned" means, that he is finally abandoning Sony.
How crazy would that bet? To make an event about switching sides?
How crazy would that bet? To make an event about switching sides?
TheInfamousKira
Reseterror Resettler
But gain something far greater. The fanbase of Indian people in their mid forties who don't know that the Brazzers video WASN'T uploaded by the chick being fucked in it and reply in the comments with things like "I WANT TO GIVE YOU PUSSY A BLOWJOB I AM WEALTHY MAN GIVE YPU MANY NICE CARS," are legion, and far outweigh the Blue or Green Party. It's a genius move.
