Samus didn’t appear in Fortnite because Nintendo wanted her to be a Switch exclusive

Lame, Zero Suit Samus is super hot.


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No doubt. She has amazing looking pair of...shoes.
 
Every time I see these GIFs I think "Man, people really spend too much time on Garry's Mod" and I don't even know if it's really Garry's mod. Love it.
I'm pretty sure those PS gifs are made by their respective studios. Santa Monica Studio made that.
 
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Nintendo; the most insecure boomer fucks of the industry. And their fans lap up that salty cum and then lick up the dried up jizzstains from the floor by defending such practices. I also hate Epic too, but I hate Nintendo even more.
 
Nintendo; the most insecure boomer fucks of the industry. And their fans lap up that salty cum and then lick up the dried up jizzstains from the floor by defending such practices. I also hate Epic too, but I hate Nintendo even more.
You sure? Your comment looked like you are Epic's fan!
lap up that salty cum and then lick up the dried up jizzstains from the floor by defending such practices
 
It's pathetic but great at the same time...

Pathetic because it's just another episode of Nintendo being a typical possessive jealous bf/gf.

But great, because putting Samus in such a mind-numbingly mediocre and lowest common denomiator game just feels cheap.

Fortnite is not Smash, your characters won't be treated like a Queen or King here, they will be treated like a 1 dollar bitch.

And even though that wasn't Nintendo's reason for declining, I indirectly appreciate that they did decline.
 
The amount of money Nintendo IP's would make in Fortnite is beyond staggering, and with the cut they would get from each sale it's crazy. Endless income from a skin in a game you don't have to do anything for.
Let's sit back and ponder what it must feel like to have 11 billion dollars with zero debt. I'd call that FUCK YOU money.
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It's pathetic but great at the same time...

Pathetic because it's just another episode of Nintendo being a typical possessive jealous bf/gf.

But great, because putting Samus in such a mind-numbingly mediocre and lowest common denomiator game just feels cheap.

Fortnite is not Smash, your characters won't be treated like a Queen or King here, they will be treated like a 1 dollar bitch.

And even though that wasn't Nintendo's reason for declining, I indirectly appreciate that they did decline.

Pathetic? What is pathetic about it? :messenger_tears_of_joy:
 
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