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I feel slightly better about myself now.

 

[manzoman96]

Thank you GAF for gracing us with this great read.

 

[Log4Girlz]

 

[Mr. Pointy]

Okay there has to be something wrong with that sampling. I find it hard

Spoiler

GIGGITY

to believe that a white-asian like me can get in the 97-98th percentile in length.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

No.
It's mostly that people who have something to brag about are more likely to post. Just look at the number of thread views vs. claims in any thread like this.
That said my one night browsing IsAnyoneUp and seeing all the guys on there showing off their small dicks with looks of pride that said "Ladies, all this could be yours." convinced me that a lot of guys can't use a tape measure and/or have no self awareness.

Lol. You clearly don't understand human nature or stats. This isn't a confirmation bias thread like the my picture thread.

Genius

 

[Trojita]

OBJECTION!

I wouldn't trust GAF to measure anything accurately. The lead researcher even pointed out that most men can't self measure their own dicks. It's why all of those self reporting studies were always off. Women also have a high incidence of over estimating the size of their partners penis length.

I'll just be happy that being a dog lawyer gets me laid.

 

[Log4Girlz]

Are you questioning the evidence I submitted to the court?

 

[Trojita]

Are you questioning the evidence I submitted to the court?

Which member of the court was submitted?

 

[Log4Girlz]

Which member of the court was submitted?

That big fella over there

 

[MattyG]

Not that I've done this, but I agree with you that, for many guys, their "source of confidence is quite questionable."

I bet most of them play PSP.

 

[Trojita]

That big fella over there

Why are little ant people standing on the ruler?

 

[Patapwn]

My dick is about the size of a vita.

I know because that's what I used to measure

 

[MattyG]

My dick is about the size of a vita.

I know because that's what I used to measure

Fat or slim?

The Vita not the dick.

 

[Apath]

I'm not following the "Gaffers have huge dicks" joke. Of course it would seem that way, considering people are not going to go out of their way to share that their dick is below average or tiny at anywhere near the frequency as people who are above average based on the study.

 

[EchoChamber]

Wait how I can measure correctly my dong?

 

[TAJ]

I'm not following the "Gaffers have huge dicks" joke. Of course it would seem that way, considering people are not going to go out of their way to share that their dick is below average or tiny at anywhere near the frequency as people who are above average based on the study.

But A Fish Aficionado told me that people are eager to post that they have baby dicks, unless they're filthy liars like they are here.

 

[Servbot24]

70,891 views
814 posts

lol

 

[A_Gorilla]

Great, that title change almost made me spit water onto my screen again...

 

[batbeg]

70,891 views
814 posts

lol

From this I can only assume the title refers to the 800 posters and forgot about the 70k dejected GAFers who felt too bad to post in here.

As for me, feeling good about my penis. Now if only I ever got a chance to use it.

 

[innervision961]

got no measure tape.... quick, how long is an iphone 6+ in an otterbox defender?

 

[Dice]

My dick is about the size of a vita.

Which way?

 

[Makai]

For whatever reason, I grew up thinking I was small. It was pretty shocking when I learned otherwise.

Spoiler

7.5 inches. 8)

I still have a tough time accepting that distribution. How do normally-sized people even have sex?

 

[Patapwn]

Fat or slim?

The Vita not the dick.

Vita TV

 

[Neoxon]

Should I tape it up or down?

 

[Tarkus]

I'm surprised by the longevity of this thread.

 

[terrisus]

I'm surprised by the longevity of this thread.

NeoGAF is a statistical anomaly at longevity.

 

[Cow Mengde]

This dick thread is huge

Eh, it's below average. I've seen bigger dick threads.

 

[FortuneFaded]

I'm surprised by the longevity of this thread.

I didn't expect you to say the word "thread".

 

[Neoxon]

I'm surprised by the longevity of this thread.

NeoGAF is a statistical anomaly at longevity.

Eh, it's below average. I've seen bigger dick threads.

 

[Darknight]

My dick is about the size of a vita.

I know because that's what I used to measure

I know mine is big cuz I used a PS Move controller to measure and mine is like way bigger than it.

1% GAF represent.

 

[LyleLanley]

I'm surprised by the longevity of this thread.

It has only lasted 7 days, based on self reporting here that would probably be considered a short amount of time for most of gaf.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

I'm 6 1/4, and the girth is great. I'm lucky to pack some heat. Plus, its pretty looking.

 

[Captcha]

How great are dicks? I mean that literally, someone get a ruler.

 

[Bay Maximus]

Meh penis size is overrated. I would gladly give up 2 inches of peen in exchange for 2 inches of height.

 

[Stinkles]

OBJECTION!

I wouldn't trust GAF to measure anything accurately. The lead researcher even pointed out that most men can't self measure their own dicks. It's why all of those self reporting studies were always off. Women also have a high incidence of over estimating the size of their partners penis length.

I'll just be happy that being a dog lawyer gets me laid.

You measure from the tip to the other side of the bed. It is known.

Meh penis size is overrated. I would gladly give up 2 inches of peen in exchange for 2 inches of height.

Stealth brag or Tyrion Lannister.

 

[luffxan]

I know what I'm doing as soon as I get home