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Scientists find normal penis size - NeoGAF members statistical anomaly

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Scandal

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glaurung said:
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Came for this pic.:)
 
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0xCA2

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Booshka said:
They clearly didnt measure with the ruler dug halfway into the pelvis like your supposed to. Hell, start from the gooch even.
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I was surprised that was part of the guidelines. I used to measure from there but I came to think of that as cheating.

Shit measured from the pelvic bone I have a 7.5-8 incher but it looks small af
 
skyfinch

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Mine smells like a cheddar cheese factory that just had a grand opening inside rosie o'donnell's butthole after she ran for 10 miles.
 
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User 73706

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you cant ignore my girth

Porn and tumblr have absolutely misled people regarding "average" dick sizes, which is why most GAF threads have people giving averages of 7.9" long
 
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Sho_Nuff82

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broadwayrock said:
Be thankful you weren't born in North Korea (apart from the obvious reasons)

http://metro.co.uk/2015/02/28/want-...has-the-biggest-penises-in-the-world-5083922/
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This was posted earlier in the thread, but it's apparently a completely unrelated study that covers more racial groups and compares them. (hard to tell, as the OP didn't provide a link)

http://www.everyoneweb.com/worldpenissize

Their average is slightly higher than the study posted in the OP (5.5 vs 5.1), but a large amount of their meta-data is self-reported. They found huge variations country to country, with the DR Congo and Ecuador coming in at 1.75x the average for North Korea, Thailand, and India.

As for me, I'm also kinda surprised, as I always thought the average was closer to 6. Women have always told me that I'm big, so it makes sense as I'm a
1%er, between 7-7.25 depending on how creative you get with the ruler
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Always-honest

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Sho_Nuff82 said:
This was posted earlier in the thread, but it's apparently a completely unrelated study that covers more racial groups and compares them. (hard to tell, as the OP didn't provide a link)

http://www.everyoneweb.com/worldpenissize

Their average is slightly higher than the study posted in the OP (5.5 vs 5.1), but a large amount of their meta-data is self-reported. They found huge variations country to country, with the DR Congo and Ecuador coming in at 1.75x the average for North Korea, Thailand, and India.

As for me, I'm also kinda surprised, as I always thought the average was closer to 6. Women have always told me that I'm big, so it makes sense as I'm a
1%er, between 7-7.25 depending on how creative you get with the ruler
.
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Yeah don't worry. That's pretty big.
 
terrisus

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Sho_Nuff82 said:
As for me, I'm also kinda surprised, as I always thought the average was closer to 6. Women have always told me that I'm big, so it makes sense as I'm a
1%er, between 7-7.25 depending on how creative you get with the ruler
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Sho_Nuff82
Excuse me while I burn 24% of my
money
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Still leaves you with around 5.5 >.>
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Necromanti

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Anything smaller than a solid seven isn't even worthy of anyone's time or consideration. Utter poppycock.
Sub-Zero at a Starbucks said:
Porn and tumblr have absolutely misled people regarding "average" dick sizes, which is why most GAF threads have people giving averages of 7.9" long
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That might explain why small ones...frighten me. Give me the willies, they do.
 
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LeeRoyBrown

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Average penis size is under 6".

Come the fuck on, someone who made this up just wanted to make everyone feel better.

What horse shit.

I'm not saying it's like 7-8 but sure it's more like 6.5-6.8 or something.
 
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Turbowaffles

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Necromanti said:
Anything smaller than a solid seven isn't even worthy of anyone's time or consideration. Utter poppycock.That might explain why small ones...frighten me. Give me the willies, they do.
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This is what I feel like all women must think but most of them won't say it out loud.

Goddamn I am pitiful
 
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Biggus Dickus must be in the top 0.01% then!


So what about all this that women go on about that "size doesn't matter then" half seem to say it & the other half say that any woman that says 'size doesn't matter' is lying?
 
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tapedeck

Do I win a prize for talking about my penis on the Internet???
A bit smaller averages than I expected, I placed high.

Ive already been tagged for this shit so fuck it might as well brag :p
 
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TakeItSlowDude

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The surprising result is that stretched flaccid length is nearly equal to erect length. How much force are they using to stretch out the penis?
 
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AtomicSymphonic

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I just now looked at the graph again and looked at... myself.

Let's just say I'm towards the right end of the length chart.

I'm a bit shocked to say the least. I think I should remeasure again...
 
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TAJ

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Bombasador said:
Do you use the "my dick" unit of measurement often?

"Bobby, how far should I place my couch from my 60" TV?"

"At least 17 my-dicks."
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My dick is exactly as long as my hand (from the line across the wrist below the root of the thumb to the tip of the longest finger) and I can measure pretty much anything with my hand to a high degree of accuracy, so... I can measure in my-dicks.
 
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Pimpwerx

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LOL @ this thread. Of course most of GAF is above average. No limp dicked pussies here. Let me whip out my dick calipers real quick and...BOOM! Above-average. High-fives gents. Ladies, who wants a ride on the Duane Train? PEACE.
 
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Skux

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Pushing into the pubic bone feels like cheating. I can get another 1-1.5 cm which makes me above average.
 
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A Fish Aficionado

I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
Gaf is 6'2" with a 6 (average) incher is what I can tell from this thread and others like it.
So statistically, liars.
 
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TAJ

Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.
A Fish Aficionado said:
Gaf is 6'2" with a 6 (average) incher is what I can tell from this thread and others like it.
So statistically, liars.
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No.
It's mostly that people who have something to brag about are more likely to post. Just look at the number of thread views vs. claims in any thread like this.
That said my one night browsing IsAnyoneUp and seeing all the guys on there showing off their small dicks with looks of pride that said "Ladies, all this could be yours." convinced me that a lot of guys can't use a tape measure and/or have no self awareness.
 
terrisus

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TAJ said:
That said my one night browsing IsAnyoneUp and seeing all the guys on there showing off their small dicks with looks of pride that said "Ladies, all this could be yours." convinced me that a lot of guys can't use a tape measure and/or have no self awareness.
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Not that I've done this, but I agree with you that, for many guys, their "source of confidence is quite questionable."
 
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