TangoAlphaLima
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I will volunteer to be the first human to make contact with the Aliens.
Good luck.

I will volunteer to be the first human to make contact with the Aliens.
Our civilization needs a jumpstart because 90% of the planet has turned into jerks sitting around throwing rocks at other jerks, or jerks watching jerks be jerks. Including the non-human life. We're all jerks. There's no walking much less running.
Some alien responding back with a "'Sup brehs." would get everyone back in line so fast. Reach for the stars, Juan29.zapata.
Our civilization needs a jumpstart because 90% of the planet has turned into jerks sitting around throwing rocks at other jerks, or jerks watching jerks be jerks. Including the non-human life. We're all jerks. There's no walking much less running.
Some alien responding back with a "'Sup brehs." would get everyone back in line so fast. Reach for the stars, Juan29.zapata.
For real. I'm not getting any younger. If there are aliens in the universe then I want to know even if it's fucking Galactus or something from Warhammer. Dying won't bother me if I go to the grave with such an amazing discovery.
What if they don't kill us? There are far worse things than death. People assume aliens are humanoids or have human morals, ambitions, or goals. They could be inter-dimensional blob creatures with methane blood that live off devouring the "soul" and damning us to an alternate dimension where time doesn't exist and we are just there eternally in anguish.
Whenever humanity has encountered a more "primitive" culture it's destroyed it. Really hope aliens aren't like us.
The worst that can happen?Man, so many people scared of aliens.
What's the worst that happens?
They kill us?
Big deal.
Now, there's a wise man.
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Damn it. How do we protect ourselves from such creatures? Any ideas? We don't have inter-dimensional weapons...
Thats how life has always been on earth. We'd just add aliens into the mix.
What if they don't kill us? There are far worse things than death. People assume aliens are humanoids or have human morals, ambitions, or goals. They could be inter-dimensional blob creatures with methane blood that live off devouring the "soul" and damning us to an alternate dimension where time doesn't exist and we are just there eternally in anguish.
Lol! I can totally see this happening.I can see it now. It'll be like the Vulcans arriving in "First Contact". They show up in good faith for explorations sake, just about to make that historic first handshake, and some paranoid american shoots him.
They could be inter-dimensional blob creatures with methane blood that live off devouring the "soul" and damning us to an alternate dimension where time doesn't exist and we are just there eternally in anguish.
If aliens really had the technology and inclination to fuck us over:
-They would have already detected us
-We'd be already dead, like in that kenshiro jaypeg
I don't understand the don't do it, it's dangerous argument. We're a really noisy planet already, it's not like we are stealthy. If some agressively thing was out there hunting for targets, it'd have found us already.
Alright, now we're talking.
Yeah I don't understand that camp either. I mean what are they going to do to us
eat us? I doubt it. A species intelligent enough to develop interstellar travel isn't going to waste so much time and resources just to eat us.
enslave us? Naw, if they're capable of space travel then that means they've gone through industrialization and you can't have slavery in an industrialized society as that takes jobs away from the workforce. Plus I'm pretty sure they'd have machines that could do any jobs better than we ever could.
Colonize us? Doubt it, if they have insteller travel they probably have found plenty of other planets that they could colonize.
So pretty much all that's left is for them to make peaceful contact with us.
They would have? We can barely reach beyond our planet. They may not even give a shit about us yet.
Yeah I don't understand that camp either. I mean what are they going to do to us
eat us? I doubt it. A species intelligent enough to develop interstellar travel isn't going to waste so much time and resources just to eat us.
enslave us? Naw, if they're capable of space travel then that means they've gone through industrialization and you can't have slavery in an industrialized society as that takes jobs away from the workforce. Plus I'm pretty sure they'd have machines that could do any jobs better than we ever could.
Colonize us? Doubt it, if they have insteller travel they probably have found plenty of other planets that they could colonize.
So pretty much all that's left is for them to make peaceful contact with us.
Why did I know that you were going to say that, god dammit.
would totally have detected our planet, and analyzed it enough to detect intelligent life.
We are already detecting hundreds, if not thousands, of potentially habitable planets with our puny technology.
An alien race that was capable of, like someone proposed, sending a planetary mass at 30% of the speed of light and actually hit us, would totally have detected our planet, and analyzed it enough to detect intelligent life.
Well, I mean, really, I was waiting for someone to say something a bit more frightening than that they would throw rocks at us and punch us in the face :þ
Yeah I don't understand that camp either. I mean what are they going to do to us
eat us? I doubt it. A species intelligent enough to develop interstellar travel isn't going to waste so much time and resources just to eat us.
enslave us? Naw, if they're capable of space travel then that means they've gone through industrialization and you can't have slavery in an industrialized society as that takes jobs away from the workforce. Plus I'm pretty sure they'd have machines that could do any jobs better than we ever could.
Colonize us? Doubt it, if they have insteller travel they probably have found plenty of other planets that they could colonize.
So pretty much all that's left is for them to make peaceful contact with us.
Well...
>.>
Or as previously stated they will just nuke us with fast moving hunk of rock we will never see coming. Fire and forget. No worries about future competition.
It might already be on its way as we speak.
I'm in the "please don't" camp, personally. Not comfortable deliberately signalling our existence until we've hit singularity or at least got a population outside of Earth.
The "advanced member of a civilization" objection is good, but.
While I can understand this, I think that any civilization capable of responding to us has probably grown past violent conquest. That's not to say Earth could not be conquered or subjugated, but it won't be as cut and dry as the Spanish in America.
The "advanced member of a civilization" objection is good, but.
If there's a darth vader out there with his own death star that he can use with little oversight of his empire, he also has super planet detectors and he already has seen us.
So why we are still alive.
One of the most prominent figure heads in terrestrial broadcasts is known only because of a leaked sex tape. At the least, whoever shows up might be DTF.
I'm not sure I follow the logic here? Especially since interspecies conflict and subjegation of an alien other are not the same thing.
How do you know that we're intelligent if that civilization is so ahead of us? Take for instance: you're an explorer who's about to discover Machu Picchu, will you really worry for those ants that are quite far from you? We are those ants to more advanced civilizations, and we live extremely far away from the center of the galaxy. We barely have an impact on our own solar system, why would he think we're nothing but cavemen?
Why do we always assume and either/or thing with aliens? Either they're all peaceful and good or they all want to kill us. Why can't it be that aliens will *gasp* have cultures and beliefs just as varied as we do, and that even within the same species some will want to help us while others will want to exploit us?
Why do we always assume and either/or thing with aliens? Either they're all peaceful and good or they all want to kill us. Why can't it be that aliens will *gasp* have cultures and beliefs just as varied as we do, and that even within the same species some will want to help us while others will want to exploit us?
But you are suggesting that there's some kind of planet killer civilization that whenever an ant starts showing signs of actual intelligence, sends a planet killer their way, because of, say, fear of competition.
That doesn't make sense.
If I were the guy on charge of the planet killing, I would wait around until a planet shows signs of intelligence by sending SETI signals out there. I'd be checking on those planets already. I'd be proactive. I am on charge of planet killing, I have to show a good report on planets killed every century or I get fired. What if a civilization decides not to send a SETI signal and one day they show up at our door? I'd get fired.
We are doing right this minute, searching for habitable planets, with technology barely more advanced than what Galileo had. Planet Killer aliens would need to be thousands of years more advanced than us, so they'd already done the SETI thing on planet Earth. We'd be accounted for.
In order to get the advanced tech we need as a species, we need to reverse engineer some higher level shit, they'll probably be friendly. They don't care about our resources if they can travel the universe, they can find that shit elsewhere. What we would need to worry about is the exchange of information, and how they want to integrate cultures.
Oh sorry, I was just following your line of thought there.
Even if they already had a SETI system with radio support, we have no idea if they'd still use it, there might be better ways of communication like quantum entanglement so they could have phase radio out. Or they are still using it! We're really just making suppositions here. Pretty much debating the Fermi Paradox with each other.
What you're saying there, is that we are known in the universe and well perhaps those civilizations don't want us to know about them just yet, which is the zoo theory. My favorite theory in the Fermi Paradox.