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[Valentus]

Can't believe Henry agreed to that finish.

It's that or back to basement as sexual chocolate again.

 

[gaiadyne]

I'm going to predict the card for HIAC:

Main Event: Jhon Cena vs. Rusev in a Fight for America match
Diva's match: Paige/Nikki Bella (champion) vs. Brie Bella
Co-Main Event: Dean Ambrose vs. Seth Rollins in a HIAC match
Randy Orton vs. Big Show
Dolph Ziggler vs. The Miz (rematch)
Sheamus vs. whatever
Dust Brothers vs. The Usos vs. another tag-team (maybe the Ascension debut

Pre-show: Bray Wyatt vs. Mark Henry

Randy Orton vs. Big Show... Why?

 

[UrbanDandy]

Rusev's push is going to go so long, until he faces John Rainbow Cena

 

[deafmedal]

little late with that 'shit' edit lol.

 

[Gonzalez]

It's amazing how Orton looks more or less the same as he did in 2002. Meanwhile Cena looks like like the stay puff marshmallow man.

Also Orton actually wrestles and doesn't look like his body is fucked from years or wrestling and HGH use.

Don't you start that. Cena is clean as fuck.

 

[melonrabbit]

If Lesnar loses tonight are they done with him?

Or would he stick around for a while?

 

[Heroman]

Did that dude have a raw /smack down jacket.

 

[The Silver]

Is that episode Cole's talking about on the Network?

Is he lying to me?

 

[Big One]

Randy Orton vs. Big Show... Why?

Cause Jericho will but Randy Orton over, and then Big Show will get put over for his match at Survivor series against Brock Lesnar.

 

[Deadly Joker]

The crazy thing about it is orton take more risk than cena and still look like he's still in his prime.

Orton is only 34. At the tail end of his prime. Cena's been out of his prime for years.

 

[Pimpwerx]

It's amazing how Orton looks more or less the same as he did in 2002. Meanwhile Cena looks like like the stay puff marshmallow man.

Also Orton actually wrestles and doesn't look like his body is fucked from years or wrestling and HGH use.

Years of rest holds and boring matches will keep anyone in great shape. Orton works harder outside of the ring than in it. PEACE.

 

[Plywood]

Rusev's push is going to go so long, until he faces John Rainbow Cena

Cena's pro-merica merch will sell tons.

 

[jred2k]

Bo Dallas Def. (Pin) Titus O'Neil
Bo Dallas Def. (Pin) R-Truth
Bo Dallas Def. (Pin) Xavier Woods
Bo Dallas Def. (Pin) Kofi Kingston
Bo Dallas Draw (NC) Kofi Kingston
Bo Dallas Def. (Pin) Xavier Woods
Bo Dallas Def. (Pin) R-Truth
Bo Dallas Def. (Pin) Kofi Kingston

Bo, unlike Rusev, also jobbed out other minorities
Bo Dallas Def. (Pin) Diego
Bo Dallas Def. (Pin) El Torito
Bo Dallas Def. (Pin) Diego & El Torito
Bo Dallas Def. (CO) The Great Khali
Bo Dallas Def. (Pin) Sin Cara



Orton looks nothing like the babyface Legend Killer. He's got a haggard creepy Kurt face thing going on now.

Pure BOgotry.

 

[truly101]

Don't open that Diet Dew for about 30 minutes

 

[obijkenobi]

Pre network, what did the wwe shill during ppvs?

 

[Officerrob]

I'm going to predict the card for HIAC:

Main Event: Jhon Cena (champion?) vs. Rusev in a Fight for America match
Diva's match: Paige/Nikki Bella (champion) vs. Brie Bella
Co-Main Event: Dean Ambrose vs. Seth Rollins in a HIAC match
Randy Orton vs. Big Show
Dolph Ziggler vs. The Miz (champion)
Sheamus (champion) vs. a lower-midcard talent
Dust Brothers (champions) vs. The Usos vs. another tag-team (maybe the Ascension debut

Pre-show: Bray Wyatt vs. Mark Henry

Outside of Ambrose vs Rollins, fuck that entire show

 

[gaiadyne]

Cause Jericho will but Randy Orton over, and then Big Show will get put over for his match at Survivor series against Brock Lesnar.

ugh... I hope not

 

[Deadly Joker]

If Lesnar loses tonight are they done with him?

Or would he stick around for a while?

He could come back and win at Survivor Series if he loses tonight. Or TLC or the Rumble.

 

[UrbanDandy]

It's that or back to basement as sexual chocolate again.

I'd gladly accept this rather than an American Olympian tapping out.

 

[krae_man]

what are you talking about, Cena looks amazing.

 

[NastyBook]

Bo Dallas Def. (Pin) Titus O'Neil
Bo Dallas Def. (Pin) R-Truth
Bo Dallas Def. (Pin) Xavier Woods
Bo Dallas Def. (Pin) Kofi Kingston
Bo Dallas Draw (NC) Kofi Kingston
Bo Dallas Def. (Pin) Xavier Woods
Bo Dallas Def. (Pin) R-Truth
Bo Dallas Def. (Pin) Kofi Kingston

Bo, unlike Rusev, also jobbed out other minorities
Bo Dallas Def. (Pin) Diego
Bo Dallas Def. (Pin) El Torito
Bo Dallas Def. (Pin) Diego & El Torito
Bo Dallas Def. (CO) The Great Khali
Bo Dallas Def. (Pin) Sin Cara

Also shitty. I also only watch RAW, so I may have missed some of those. Still, that's garbage.

 

[Singularity42]

If Lesnar loses tonight are they done with him?

Or would he stick around for a while?

Well he just signed a new contract that pays him pretty handsomely per appearance so I'd say he is going to stick around.

He ain't losing tonight. But I bet it'll be a gimmicked to shit finish.

 

[vatstep]

How many rupees is the WWE Network?

 

[simplythebest]

Goodbye Jericho thx for making that Wyatt feud feel like an afterthought

 

[Angry Grimace]

Orton looks nothing like the babyface Legend Killer. He's got a haggard creepy Kurt face thing going on now.

Orton looks like a creepy old sailor now. I don't know what's up with saying he's not aging.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

 

[RP912]

Orton is only 34. At the tail end of his prime. Cena's been out of his prime for years.

Cena at 30 looked like he been through wars in 80s wrasslin territories. I'm just saying.

 

[truly101]

Jericho died

 

[Singularity42]

Pre network, what did the wwe shill during ppvs?

Luggz

 

[sf2fanatic]

Shoulda used Prototype Cena than word life.... But agree Sina still in better shape

 

[Omega]

How many rupees is the WWE Network?

607.99

 

[Ithil]

Orton de-ages by 5 years when he grows out his hair and shaves his beard.

 

[gaiadyne]

they look about the same except Orton doesn't have a dumbass hairstyle anymore

 

[Keyser Soze]

Otterbox leaned how to take bumps

 

[krae_man]

Don't you start that. Cena is clean as fuck.

He's a babyface yes. But he's definitely using something that's causing him to plump like a balpark frank.

they look about the same except Orton doesn't have a dumbass hairstyle anymore

Cena went from 24" to 48" pythons.

 

[Deadly Joker]

Oh thank god Cole had an Otterbox.

I just don't what I'd do if I knew he lost his ipad.

 

[Caspel]

Show started out great until the Rusev match. Not much hope for the rest of the card. I'm ready for the NXT stars to move up to the main roster to give the show a fresh look.

 

[Master Thespian]

Orton's powerslam is like butter.

 

[melonrabbit]

Well he just signed a new contract that pays him pretty handsomely per appearance so I'd say he is going to stick around.

He ain't losing tonight. But I bet it'll be a gimmicked to shit finish.

Good. Because I really want Orton v Lesnar.

Or if I dreamed bigger -- Ambrose vs. Lesnar. It would be amazing.

 

[BassForever]

Show started out great until the Rusev match. Not much hope for the rest of the card. I'm ready for the NXT stars to move up to the main roster to give the show a fresh look.

You mean new blood to be fed to Cena and other old guys?

 

[Gonzalez]

That's not recent. He's wearing phase 6 Cena gear. We're currenty at phase 22.

 

[Data West]

Also shitty. I also only watch RAW, so I may have missed some of those. Still, that's garbage.

I mean, look at the NXT 'next generation' thing

Everyone is white except one guy. Something something race problem is real. And don't get me started on Ric Flair's daughter getting the push Sasha should be getting

 

[bean breath]

How many Superstars have we seen wrestle in black tights tonight? How about a little creativity, guys?

 

[Heroman]

Dat power slam.

 

[charsace]

Did they really just compare Orton to Windham? WTF, disrespectful to Windham.

 

[UrbanDandy]

I'm going to predict the card for HIAC:

Main Event: Jhon Cena (champion?) vs. Rusev in a Fight for America match
Diva's match: Paige/Nikki Bella (champion) vs. Brie Bella
Co-Main Event: Dean Ambrose vs. Seth Rollins in a HIAC match
Randy Orton vs. Big Show
Dolph Ziggler vs. The Miz (champion)
Sheamus (champion) vs. a lower-midcard talent
Dust Brothers (champions) vs. The Usos vs. another tag-team (maybe the Ascension debut

Pre-show: Bray Wyatt vs. Mark Henry

A match I would throw 9s at
No thanks
YES
No thanks
Nope
Oh hell no
YES
Seems appropriate as how the Brays and Mark are being used now.

Outside of Ambrose vs Rollins, fuck that entire show

But Vince wants your 9.99

 

[Singularity42]

You mean new blood to be fed to Cena and other old guys or buried in the lower mid card?

FTFY

 

[Keyser Soze]

Lionsault into RKOUTOFNOWHERE coming?

 

[gaiadyne]

How many Superstars have we seen wrestle in black tights tonight? How about a little creativity, guys?

Everyone wants black because it's classy and cool

 

[Big One]

You know I just had a thought but...what if Sami Zayn wrestled Randy Orton? I think Sami could pull a great match out of him, kind of like Christian and Daniel Bryan. Do it WWE. Would be better than this shit. As much as I love him, Jericho has lost all of his luster with this recent run. He just doesn't have it anymore.