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[slightconfuse]

oh look i left the oven on

 

[Master Thespian]

Hard to have a slogan when creative writes every word you are told to say. They don't let guys adlib anymore so we'll never get another Austin 3:16 promo again.

The yes thing wasn't scripted for Brine. You don't need a full unscripted promo to get a marketable idea over to move merch.

 

[Fox318]

Alright, a Cena match!! But first! A Divas match!

Jericho had a sex change?

 

[Singularity42]

I can only assume Rusev is being groomed as food for Cena

Why do you think he has this streak going. It's the only reason he didn't lose to Swagger or Big E even though it would have made those feuds better. He's the new Umaga. Built up to be fed to Cena. Then it's comedy jobber labd for him. Lana will get moved on to someone else and it will fail. Then in a few years FE'D for the both of them.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Only a matter of time until Jericho v Devitt in a jacket on a pole match

 

[Deadly Joker]

You serious? The first two matches killed, we get a hoss fight, fucking Ambrose came back and owned. If this was an episode of RAW, it'd be the best one in months.

Brock da GAWD.

Agreed on all fronts. Only thing that has sucked is that Intercontinental abortion match.

 

[KissVibes]

hey guys who stops rusev

i mean

there's no one

MASTER SARGENT JOHN CENA IS HERE TO DEFEND JOHN CENA'S AMERICA

 

[Gonzalez]

Hey, remember that Bray Wyatt fellow?

 

[Valentus]

"Cena this sunday is getting another ass beating"

*crowd in the background explodes*

 

[darkside31337]

hey guys who stops rusev

i mean

there's no one

hideo itami

 

[Ithil]

Exclusive footage from an Orton promo.

 

[z4chc3na]

I'll never not love jericho, the man does it all

 

[Angry Grimace]

Jericho had a sex change?

I forgot the Jericho match was still on the card because its a 2014 Jericho match.

 

[Rhaknar]

going back to njpw for a second, was there any Shibata stiffness, or Ishii goodness?

 

[melonrabbit]

Orton please care tonight.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

 

[simplythebest]

You'd tap out too if you were being sodomized by Rusev

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

Thanks

 

[BassForever]

Why is Orton fighting Jerico?

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Orton is cold as FUCK. The ladies don't even care anymore.

 

[Fox318]

I forgot the Jericho match was still on the card because its a 2014 Jericho match.

Hey that man has a rock band

Leave him be

 

[gaiadyne]

clean shaven Orton?

 

[Serpentine]

Is there even a feud here

 

[Gonzalez]

Only a matter of time until Jericho v Devitt in a jacket on a pole match

Does it end with Devitt pulling a knife out, and threatening to slit Jericho's throat?

 

[NastyBook]

They did the same thing with Bo and no one said anything.

Repeatedly? I know he fought some, but not in the same "squash match on repeat" way that Rusev got.

 

[Nocturnowl]

Hey, remember that Bray Wyatt fellow?

I actually forgot in regards to this PPV at least.

 

[KissVibes]

hahahahahahaha

MARK HENRY FAILED AMERICA

 

[Kiever Sher]

So good

 

[UrbanDandy]

apparently it's still real to them.

 

[Plywood]

hey that guy in the ring is from Florida Georgia Line

 

[El Pescado]

Ugh... I forgot about this AND the Divas match.

 

[Deadly Joker]

You'd tap out too if you were being sodomized by Rusev

https://twitter.com/wwecreative_ish/status/513863394193977344

 

[Officerrob]

Why is Orton fighting Jerico?

Jericho's last payday before leaving the company again. Oh yeah, and because it's the season premiere...

 

[The Silver]

dad what is it?

It's the sound of America losing son....*sobs*

 

[simplythebest]

looks like that Pep Talk Big Show gave Mark Henry was basically him teaching him how to CRY

https://twitter.com/wwecreative_ish/status/513863394193977344

Regular Sherlock Holmes ya are

 

[Singularity42]

Why is Orton fighting Jerico?

Randy desperately needs the rub. Y2J only comes back to put new up and coming talent over.

 

[Jopie]

Orton....with a twenty minute entrance

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

F*** you, Brock.

No need to stoop down to the mercenary's level, friend.

The Sination is better than this.

 

[UrbanDandy]

Can't believe Henry agreed to that finish.

 

[krae_man]

It's amazing how Orton looks more or less the same as he did in 2002. Meanwhile Cena looks like like the stay puff marshmallow man.

Also Orton actually wrestles and doesn't look like his body is fucked from years or wrestling and HGH use.

 

[Rats Off To Ya]

Why is Orton fighting Jerico?

Jericho hurt his feelings.

 

[Big One]

I'm going to predict the card for HIAC:

Main Event: Jhon Cena (champion?) vs. Rusev in a Fight for America match
Diva's match: Paige/Nikki Bella (champion) vs. Brie Bella
Co-Main Event: Dean Ambrose vs. Seth Rollins in a HIAC match
Randy Orton vs. Big Show
Dolph Ziggler vs. The Miz (champion)
Sheamus (champion) vs. a lower-midcard talent
Dust Brothers (champions) vs. The Usos vs. another tag-team (maybe the Ascension debut

Pre-show: Bray Wyatt vs. Mark Henry

 

[FallingEdge]

It's amazing how Orton looks more or less the same as he did in 2002. Meanwhile Cena looks like like the stay puff marshmallow man.

Also Orton actually wrestles and doesn't look like his body is fucked from years or wrestling and HGH use.

what are you talking about, Cena looks amazing.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

Censoring?

 

[Sibersk Esto]

AW S*BENOIT*!

 

[Data West]

Repeatedly? I know he fought some, but not in the same "squash match on repeat" way that Rusev got.

Bo Dallas Def. (Pin) Titus O'Neil
Bo Dallas Def. (Pin) R-Truth
Bo Dallas Def. (Pin) Xavier Woods
Bo Dallas Def. (Pin) Kofi Kingston
Bo Dallas Draw (NC) Kofi Kingston
Bo Dallas Def. (Pin) Xavier Woods
Bo Dallas Def. (Pin) R-Truth
Bo Dallas Def. (Pin) Kofi Kingston

Bo, unlike Rusev, also jobbed out other minorities
Bo Dallas Def. (Pin) Diego
Bo Dallas Def. (Pin) El Torito
Bo Dallas Def. (Pin) Diego & El Torito
Bo Dallas Def. (CO) The Great Khali
Bo Dallas Def. (Pin) Sin Cara

It's amazing how Orton looks more or less the same as he did in 2002. Meanwhile Cena looks like like the stay puff marshmallow man.

Also Orton actually wrestles and doesn't look like his body is fucked from years or wrestling and HGH use.

Orton looks nothing like the babyface Legend Killer. He's got a haggard creepy Kurt face thing going on now.

 

[Hurt and Scared]

Aw shit

 

[bean breath]

No need to stoop down to the mercenary's level, friend.

The Sination is better than this.

I'm just sick and tired of him, Paulrus, and all the idiots in this thread that cheer for them.

 

[RP912]

It's amazing how Orton looks more or less the same as he did in 2002. Meanwhile Cena looks like like the stay puff marshmallow man.

Also Orton actually wrestles and doesn't look like his body is fucked from years or wrestling and HGH use.

The crazy thing about it is orton take more risk than cena and still look like he's still in his prime.

 

[C.Dark.DN]

It's amazing how Orton looks more or less the same as he did in 2002. Meanwhile Cena looks like like the stay puff marshmallow man.

Also Orton actually wrestles and doesn't look like his body is fucked from years or wrestling and HGH use.

Eh, Orton has that Kurt Angle pill popper skin tone going on now.