GAF Observer hits this Monday and it's a doozy...
"The King is Dead - Long Live the King" - G-Fex BANNED!
Before TNA's pay per view this Sunday, G-Fex suddenly was barred from GAF HQ - no reasons were specifically cited by GAF employees, but our source backstage said, "It wasn't grave-dancing. While grave-dancing is sometimes justified, this was not the case with G-Fex and something much larger happened." Our source also cites the "burning" of the Wrasslin' thread to have an impact on what went down. A GAF Observer reporter caught up to SoulPlaya, who was initially arrested with G-Fex but released, for more info.
"Let me just say this," said SoulPlaya, with obvious relief. "Thank god for Glen Jacobs."
Some Wrasslegaf diehards are concerned about what to post in the wrasslin' thread, as some of the younger members have picked up mixed signals from G-Fex's firing. Sunflower urged everyone to keep their course steady.
"It's weird, it shakes people up, and some people are angry," Sunflower stated. "Just keep talking about wrestling and don't act a fool. 99% of you were already doing it, so what's the problem?" The repercussions have been felt, though, with members like Rookie of the Month Laserfrog saying that he's afraid to post.
"It's irrational to be afraid," Sunflower clarified. "Just be yourself. This conversation is OVER!"
In a move sure to be ranked as "Kindness of the Month" Wrasslegaffer and OT creator djsandman has offered 3 DVDs from his personal collection to whoever watches the most indie wrestling this month. This is an unprecedented move, and shows that no matter what, djsandman always has the community near and dear to his heart.
Wrasslegaffer Bootaaay has clarified the situation about people feeling ignored by him. "I don't ignore anyone - that's for chumps," Bootaaay said in a candid sit-down interview. "I like everyone here. Don't put words in my mouth. I'll hit you with a lariat if you do." Bootaaay has recently been seen frequenting an Okada shrine, making offerings and donating money.
Wrasslegaffer Aiii has finally abandoned AJ Lee as an avatar. When pressed for reasons why, Aiii said "Nothing's changed. She's still...god, she's perfect." Aiii's immediate company frowned in response.
Wrasslegaf is in tears following the release of Ithil. It is unknown how long he is released - but it couldn't have come at a worse time. Reports from backstage that say Ithil, high on TNA, was released as he was in the middle of enjoying the pay per view. While this is no doubt a cruel development thanks to the villain Shakira, we expect Ithil to be back in a few weeks along with G-Fex.
Speaking of G-Fex, he recently stated that he had over 10 gigs of cosplay girl pictures. Whether this is related to his release or not is unknown - however he had a "fistful" of Orchid pictures from Killer Instinct.
Wrasslegaffer tm24 has been bringing a lot of lucha libre influence to Wrasslegaf. Not everyone is a fan of the high flying styles, however--djsandman has stated that it feels "too choreographed" and that the moves don't get sold. Still, there is an audience for quality lucha matches despite the naysayers.
Dean Ambrose week is being teased again, but this time, it comes at a price. When Dean Ambrose week is declared, if Dean Ambrose does not debut on television on WWE Raw or Smackdown, then no future Dean Ambrose weeks can be designated. Next up with be Sara Del Rey week, which promises to never fulfill expectations. There is still no word yet whether or not this is going to be the official Dean Ambrose Week.
Regarding designated weeks, the October OT has already been planned to have a calendar with a particular wrestler showcased every week to appreciate. Not much information is known about the contents, but it promises to be an entertaining month. No OT creator has been decided on yet.