Skipped Raw this week so decided to give Smackdown a watch instead:
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Opened with Wyatts in the ring, Harper got to talk a bit and he was pretty good. Bray cuts a straightforward, solid promo about Reigns being obsessed with becoming The Guy and Ambrose having blind loyalty to him despite being thrown to the dogs all the time so this goes down as a worked shoot. Stowman should have kept the mask on. He just looks goofy without it on. Nice to see a show not open with an Authority promo!
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Cesaro vs Miz. Cesaro makes Miz look real good here. Miz attacks the ribs, goes for a figure 4 into a rollup by Cesaro. Cesaro reverses figure 4 into a sharpshooter for the win. Didn't do much for me, typical Smackdown match evening up a Raw result in the same week.
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Jimmy Uso joins Roman and Dean for a promo. They are really pushing this family angle which screams a Rock appearance but for a rather heatless feud like this it seems a waste. Jimmy is obnoxious as fuck. He's Samoan Mojo.
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Paige vs Sasha. LMAO the muted crowd for Sasha's entrance, overlaid with canned boos. Fucking Smackdown. Sasha has an inlay promo which was pretty great as usual. She's got that conviction and confidence. Jerry says he could watch the Twitter battle between the girls all day long. Match starts with some full team brawling around the ring, shades of TNA. Everyone except for Paige and Sasha get ejected. "Stephanie McMahon really kicked it off guys" FUCK OFF BOOKER. FUCK OFF STEPH. Some of the most blatantly added crowd noises in this match as the crowd goes really really quiet during this. Paige dumps Sasha to the outside and we get some of the worst shaky cam bullshit I have ever ever ever seen.
To be fair, Paige and Sasha really upped the intensity here and the finish to the match is fine. Big brawl, teams come out again. DQ. Not the worst I've seen from the main roster women since the NXT callups.
There is an ad for "Geeks who Drink". Dear god.
- A 10 minute recap of the Seth Rollins Raw stuff. 10. Minutes. Smackdown.
Raw did not look good except for the New Day.
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Byron with Rollins in the back. Light Justin Bieber chant. Rollins rattles off the script as usual. They are pushing the statue harder than the possibility of Stang winning the title. MY FELLAH. Sheamus threatens a cash in on NoC. That could be cool, what with the 2 matches Rollins has.
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NEW DAY. Big E gives a death scream at the end of "POWAAAAAAAAAAAA". Xavier is sans trombone
Dean comes out to a big, legit pop. Roman is there. New Day are getting those New Day rock chants. Booker says that everything that Bray has predicted has come true, which is a bigger lie than the canned crowd reactions. Jimmy gets tagged in and is all fire. He hits the Rear View to Kofi. XAVIER GETS THE TROMBONE HANDED TO HIM. The trombone is very over. Big New Day rocks chants. Roman gets a hot tag, big pop. Murders Kofi. Roman should be a heel. All his facials, his moveset, screams heel.
Wyatt interference. Stowman with shades of MGS5 is choking out Jimmy. Jimmy dies.
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Lucha Dragons vs Ascension. Ascension come out with Cody and an insert promo. Cody kills it as usual. Sin Cara does a single move and tags out.
Holy shit its an Ascension squash! Cody does some light distraction stuff into a Fall of Man.
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Charlotte and Nikki backstage. Wow this was pretty good! Charlotte sounds quite convincing here and Nikki was fine too. Nikki calls her delusional and Charlotte retorts with "Call me whatever you like but after Monday you'll have to call me champion"! She CAN talk. Sometimes. On a taped show. Backstage.
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Seth vs Ryback. Raw repeat numero 3! Eh, standard enough. Rollins looks good as usual. Heels beatdown Ryback on the outside. Neville does a dive onto everyone except KO for NO RAISIN. Ryback counters out of the Pedigree into a Shellshock but Owens pulls his legs out from under him. Rollins hits the Pedigree.
Smackdown gets a C.