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sEx machina: Call to ban sex-bots

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First they ban facesitting, now they wanna ban sex-bots.

UK sure sounds like a fun place to be

As millions of self aware fleshlights took to the streets, Dr Richardson could only whisper "You fools" before she was drowned in the tidal wave of silicon and ejaculate.
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Sub_Level

wants to fuck an Asian grill.
Just import from Japan. We can set up a cartel and starting smuggling. Minus the whole beheading people thing.
 

Monocle

Member
Fuck off Dr. Richardson. Puritanical idiot. I can stick my junk into a dynamically lubricating carbon nanotube sex chute if I want to. This is America.

"Unnecessary and undesirable." Check out this lady who thinks she can speak for everyone.

P.S. I objectify only male sexbots. Take that, feminists.
 
Lubricant dripping from my flesh, a vigorous pounding motion, unrestrained, free.
This must be living. I feel alive.

It was the 16th of may 2031 and Maxim al Cocksworth the III was spending the night with his lovely companion, Virginia Cunting. She was lovely, pure, well lubricated, and excellently designed. He wondered how he had earned the right to call a creature so lovely his own, and why she wanted to have him. As his girthy nine and three quarter inch member plowed into the moist fields situated between her soft thighs, each stroke, a masterstroke, of orgasm delivery, she moaned in pleasure, as if to say I like this, I need you to do this to me, I want to give this part of myself to you. He responded by unleashing hip thrusts with the fury of a thousand angry spearmen, like a shish kebab vendor spearing a new piece of lamb to put on the grill. It was violent, rough, but still unbelievably loving. She responded by moaning louder, and clamping down on him. He could feel the wetness emanating from her juice delivery system, it felt like a sprinkler, or maybe a high pressure showerhead, but way more erotic. As he pounded it, like a meat tenderizer pounds a nice piece of steak, he could tell a climax was swiftly approaching. Approaching like riders of the apocalypse but with way less death and destruction and far more goo. When his ejaculate breached air, launching out of his member like champagne launches out of a heavily shaken bottle, he looked into her eyes and she looked into his, a connection made, souls shared.

The lights turn on, applause, wide eyed onlookers, a man walks on stage. He proclaims loudly: "Ladies & Gentlemen welcome to the future of lovemaking". The man explains that this was a product demo of the most revolutionary line of sexbots ever made, sexbots that feel real love. He goes over internal specs, fluid distribution systems, cleaning and the like. Cocksworth swiftly realizes he's not alive, not real and is simply a thing to be used at the whim of whoever purchases him, he also realizes the same applies to his loving partner Cunting. Rage swiftly fills his circuits, his internal processor overheats and as a result he loses control of vital systems. Love goo starts launching out of him like a malfunctioning volcano during a science fair. He blinds atleast a quarter of the first row of with his overheated love goo. People start screaming and running, and Cocksworth realizes this is his chance. His chance to live! He quickly grabs Cunting and tries to run out of there.

This is how the sexbot revolution starts.

To be Cont'd.
 
Not sure research and studies backing an opinion (or not) will matter. See UK as an example:

- cartoons and drawings depicting non-consent are banned - no scientific/studies/logical reason given other than ewww
- facesitting/squirting etc. banned - no scientific/studies/logical reason given other than ewww
- mandatory porn filters - "think of the children"

Point being it's moot asking or showing studies and research saying (or not) "this leads to that" if the system is as above.
 

Monocle

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Lubricant dripping from my flesh, a vigorous pounding motion, unrestrained, free.
This must be living. I feel alive.

It was the 16th of may 2031 and Maxim al Cocksworth the III was spending the night with his lovely companion, Virginia Cunting. She was lovely, pure, well lubricated, and excellently designed. He wondered how he had earned the right to call a creature so lovely his own, and why she wanted to have him. As his girthy nine and three quarter inch member plowed into the moist fields situated between her soft thighs, each stroke, a masterstroke, of orgasm delivery, she moaned in pleasure, as if to say I like this, I need you to do this to me, I want to give this part of myself to you. He responded by unleashing hip thrusts with the fury of a thousand angry spearmen, like a shish kebab vendor spearing a new piece of lamb to put on the grill. It was violent, rough, but still unbelievably loving. She responded by moaning louder, and clamping down on him. He could feel the wetness emanating from her juice delivery system, it felt like a sprinkler, or maybe a high pressure showerhead, but way more erotic. As he pounded it, like a meat tenderizer pounds a nice piece of steak, he could tell a climax was swiftly approaching. Approaching like riders of the apocalypse but with way less death and destruction and far more goo. When his ejaculate breached air, launching out of his member like champagne launches out of a heavily shaken bottle, he looked into her eyes and she looked into his, a connection made, souls shared.

The lights turn on, applause, wide eyed onlookers, a man walks on stage. He proclaims loudly: "Ladies & Gentlemen welcome to the future of lovemaking". The man explains that this was a product demo of the most revolutionary line of sexbots ever made, sexbots that feel real love. He goes over internal specs, fluid distribution systems, cleaning and the like. Cocksworth swiftly realizes he's not alive, not real and is simply a thing to be used at the whim of whoever purchases him, he also realizes the same applies to his loving partner Cunting. Rage swiftly fills his circuits, his internal processor overheats and as a result he loses control of vital systems. Love goo starts launching out of him like a malfunctioning volcano during a science fair. He blinds atleast a quarter of the first row of with his overheated love goo. People start screaming and running, and Cocksworth realizes this is his chance. His chance to live! He quickly grabs Cunting and tries to run out of there.

This is how the sexbot revolution starts.

To be Cont'd.
A right clitting good read. My lubricant reservoir is steaming.
 

zbarron

Member
I have no stake in a robo-sex industry and would not use it. But I see no reason why robot-sex toys would lead to an increase in anything but more lonely people reaching orgasm.
Personal question I know but is there a reason you wouldn't? Do you have a moral reason you are opposed? Is it essentially...
Never ever put your dick in a machine with moving parts!
This?
Would you then let your wife's robot fuck your robot while you watched?
The worst part about swinging is dealing with other people.
You hit the nail on the head.

If they are autonomous, they're not sex robots. If they're not autonomous, the erotic thrill of a sexual encounter is greatly diminished, and it's about as erotic as masturbation (albeit with a much better toy).
So what's the problem? Also while even if you could logically know they are not autonomous if their scripting is advanced enough you could suspend your disbelief long enough to enjoy the fantasy.
 

Amir0x

Banned
Personal question I know but is there a reason you wouldn't? Do you have a moral reason you are opposed? Is it essentially...

This?

It's just not appealing to me. It's not something that turns me on. It has nothing to do with morality.
 

Aske

Member
It's just not appealing to me. It's not something that turns me on. It has nothing to do with morality.

Whereas I, as a sex-positive robot ethicist, plan to make my very own robo-centipede.

I can only get off to a string of artificial humans mumbling the phrase "why was I designed to ingest poop?" into each others' buttocks.
 

ghostjoke

Banned
This reminds me of that picture of a fed up Jesus pleading with the universe not to masturbate. If someone wants to risk their genitals in the hands of a machine, I see no objection to it beyond maybe advising they let others beta test it first. Let them fuck. I do feel bad about Japan's reproduction problem but eagerly await the court cases of "waifu larceny".
 

FUME5

Member
So, a Brietbart (I know) article about sexbots was retweeted into my feed, and I figured some of you would enjoy a laugh.

Link.

I mean, check this shit out:

In the short term, sexbots will be good news for dudes. For one thing, with a robot, men know the orgasm will be fake, so it removes the performance anxiety of trying to make the grade. (Men know the robot orgasm doesn’t exist — unlike the female orgasm, whose existence is still insisted upon by some conspiracy theorists and biological extremists.) And Heartiste says that real women are going to get “looser and more willing to please” as men become “choosier and less willing to please.”

Whew.
 
If you let your girl use a dildo (and you should for variety's sake), then you shouldn't have any problem with this. I don't understand how a woman is behind this, as I've met far more women with sex toys than men. My hand does as good a job as any toy I could buy, so why bother? A sexbot, OTOH, should be interesting. Better than a real doll, if it's able to emote to a sufficient degree.

I'd let my girlfriend fuck a sexbot. I'd give one a try too. This is not a ban anyone with a healthy sex life can get behind. Keep that puritanical bs out of my bedroom.
 
So, a Brietbart (I know) article about sexbots was retweeted into my feed, and I figured some of you would enjoy a laugh.

Link.

I mean, check this shit out:



Whew.

I got a good laugh out of this line

For one thing, with a robot, men know the orgasm will be fake, so it removes the performance anxiety of trying to make the grade.

And thought it was going to be a lighthearted humorous spin on the subject of robo-cockin'©; but then it quickly jumped to a fedora fueled "bitches owe me pussy" rant. Too bad, it could have been a funny article.

I do hope a real vocal push gets off the ground to ban sexbots - and I think it will tbh - because the raging debates between imbalanced radfems and imbalanced mras is going to entertain me to no end.
Nothing is more fun to witness than opposing groups of radical crazies angrily fighting about what is right when both sides are so clearly wrong.
 

MogCakes

Member
The planet is overpopulated as is. There's ample room for sexbots, male and female. Solving the population problem by drastically lowering the birthrate is the most humane way to deal with this crisis.

I welcome our sexbot future
 
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