Shawn Michaels Thread II - The Quickening

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Benoit: WHAT YOU KNOW ABOOOOT THESE SHOULDERS, MOFFUCKAHSSS.
HHH: lemme touch that... i go from 2 to 3!
HBK: Benoit... You can never... EVER... be sexier then me. SHAWN MICHAELS, THE HEART BREAK KIDDDD

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ROCK: Peoples elbow time, thats yo bitch undah my elbow, BITCHHHH

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HBK: My sexy will derail you! Bandwith time, SUCK ITTTT, X FACTOR

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ROCK: ohhhh you are too sexy, you sexy beast
 
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"What the fuck is wrong with me? It's like a dude that has Renee Zellweger's face, Mike Tyson's tatoo, Diesel's old bedroom lingerie, and an 80's punk hair-do. DONT LOOK! .....but maybe that's what turns me on. I've always like Zellweger. She was great in Jerry Maguire!"
 
In the latest issue of the Observer, it was reported CM Punk was buried by HHH, Hayes, and HBK after his last Heat match. The line on him was he didn't know how to get over and that the way he wrestles is like he's doing a simulated wrestling match and not working a wrestling match.

Meltz the goes on to state his opinion on the matter, which is that no matter what he did, being being an unknown who isn't physically impressive by their standard going out cold, he wasn't going to get a reaction and the all knowing types were going to say that.
The truth is, there is an entirely different standard and style of working and getting over before 500 in a small room and 5,000 in a 15,000 seat arean and like everything else, it does have to be learned. But it's a complete joke when people pick on people as not being able to work who have learned to be good at small room just because they can't walk into the big room and instantly get over.

Meltz then says that even from a WWE standard of working, Punk was going to have his weaknesses that would show up when he got there, he is good enough where he would overcome them with experience. Having what they consider a paper reputation as a great worker (if he hasn't proven to be a great worker in WWE rings, then he's inherently unable to work in some people's eyes) made criticisms of his work pretty much a lock before he even locked up. Not going over on a debut after never being on WWE TV is almosta guaranteed lock. An unknown, no matter how talented, doesn't get over to the WWE audience unless they do an over the top gimmick because that's an audience there to see stars.

Thoughts? Feelings? Debates (hopefully of the intelligent and friendly variety) on different styles of "working" ?


Sounds like HBK is jealous. Punk would tear him up on the mic and in the ring. Guess he needs more time to learn how to wrestle badly. :D

Joe vs Punk series >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Anything HBK has ever done.
 
Brian Fellows said:
Sounds like HBK is jealous. Punk would tear him up on the mic and in the ring. Guess he needs more time to learn how to wrestle badly. :D

Joe vs Punk series >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Anything HBK has ever done.

Man, do you ever post anything that's not fellating some indy wrestler?

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"God damn, loosen up a little, tiger."
 
Brian Fellows said:
Sounds like HBK is jealous. Punk would tear him up on the mic and in the ring. Guess he needs more time to learn how to wrestle badly. :D

Joe vs Punk series >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Anything HBK has ever done.

Jesus Christ, thanks for gaying up our Shawn Michaels thread

Now back to our regular scheduled programing.

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bjork said:
Man, do you ever post anything that's not fellating some indy wrestler?

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"God damn, loosen up a little, tiger."


Its not my fault HBK fears CM Punk. Its not like HBK is a bad wrestler. He's just fairly average in the grand scheme of things. :D
 
Brian Fellows said:
Its not my fault HBK fears CM Punk. Its not like HBK is a bad wrestler. He's just fairly average in the grand scheme of things. :D

That's great. go make a CM Punk thread and see how far it goes.

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Its gonna hard to get a CM Punk thread going when he is at the mercy of two inferior wrestlers like HHH and HBK. Which is why they stuck him in a dark match against some guy even I have never heard of then quickly decided he doesnt have what it take to get over. You can almost smell the fear.
 
Brian Fellows said:
Its gonna hard to get a CM Punk thread going when he is at the mercy of two inferior wrestlers like HHH and HBK. Which is why they stuck him in a dark match against some guy even I have never heard of then quickly decided he doesnt have what it take to get over. You can almost smell the fear.

Your posts sound like some Vince Russo conspiracy theory shit...

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Brian Fellows said:
Its gonna hard to get a CM Punk thread going when he is at the mercy of two inferior wrestlers like HHH and HBK. Which is why they stuck him in a dark match against some guy even I have never heard of then quickly decided he doesnt have what it take to get over. You can almost smell the fear.

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"Isnt that special..."
 
Shawn Michaels-Chris Masters match result!

Masters attacked Michaels as he was making his entrance and put him in the Masterlock, swinging him around and throwing him to the mat. Masters stomped Michaels on the mat as the referee backed him up. The bell rang to officially start the match, and Masters went for the Masterlock again, but Michaels slipped away and threw some punches and chops. Michaels hit a kneelift and a clothesline, then clotheslined Masters from the ring and hit a pescado. Michaels chopped Masters on the floor and threw him into the ringsteps. Michaels hit another chop and went for a chair, but the referee took it away, allowing Masters to kick Michaels in the gut. They got back in the ring, with Michaels hitting Masters in the back, and Michaels dragged it back to the floor. Masters went for a powerbomb on the outside, ramming Michaels back into the ringpost twice before dropping Michaels on the floor on his side.

Masters got back into the ring, as Michaels struggled to get up on the floor. Michaels got back into the ring, and Masters hitting forearms to the back. Masters drove a knee into Michaels' back, then hit a legdrop for a two count. Masters hit a delayed vertical suplex, and scored a two count. Masters continued to hit Michaels in the back with forearms. Michaels tried to fight back with a chop, but Masters hit a backdrop for a two count, then delivered a side backbreaker. Masters got another two count, then pounded Michaels on the mat. An "HBK" chant started. Masters hit two backbreakers, holding onto the second and pushing down on Michaels' chin to add pressure to it. Michaels punched out of it, and tried to rally, going for a crucifix. Masters didn't go down, and spun Michaels into Masterlock position, but Michaels elbowed Masters and backed him into a corner. Michaels hit a chop, but Masters whipped Michaels into a corner.

Masters put Michaels in a Torture Rack (over the shoulders backbreaker), and Michaels began to fade. The referee checked Michaels arm, but Michaels kept it up on the third try. Michaels squirmed out of the hold and went into a sunset flip. Masters kicked out and hit Michaels with a clothesline. There was blood coming from Masters' nose. Masters gave Michaels a press slam, then called for the Masterlock. Masters went for the Masterlock, but Michaels squirmed, and grabbed the referee, and gave Masters a low back kick. Masters and Michaels fell to the mat. Masters got up first, but Michaels hit him with punches and chops. Michaels hit a flying forearm, then kipped up and hit a reverse atomic drop and a pair of clotheslines. Michaels slammed Masters and hit a top rope elbow. Michaels started to stomp in the corner, but missed the superkick, and Masters locked in the Masterlock. Michaels tried to kick off the ropes, but Masters held onto the hold. Michaels tried it again, but again, Masters held on. Michaels started to fade, and the fans chanted "HBK". Michaels hulked up, and kicked his legs over the top rope so he was on the apron. The referee forced Masters to break the hold.

Masters argued with the referee as Michaels was laying on the apron. Masters went after him, and Michaels yanked Masters throat first across the top rope. Michaels went to the top rope and jumped off, but Masters caught him. Masters spun Michaels around and went for the Masterlock, but Michaels ducked out of it and hit the superkick for the pin at the 18-minute mark. Winner: Shawn Michaels.
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"Mission accomplished."
 
Is there anyone in wrestling more unique than Lex Luger? The guy is just ridiculous, always fails, and always gets another shot to embarass himself :lol :lol He's a real american.

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Well he is....

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When I saw the dogpile all I could think of was Shawn has seen this thread and is just fucking with us...
 
Hey while I was at work for the last month, I had to use the company laptop and I refrained from checking out the original Shawn Micheals thread. I tried searching twice...can't find it. Anyone have it bookmarked? Can you think of any other keyword besides Micheals (I also tried Michaels :P).

Forgot to mention, good work on the thread. Let us celebrate SM's sexual orientation forever with this thread!
 
The pics are a riot in this this thread, but the comments seem to have lost thier humor along the way. Try harder you fucks!

And sorry Mr. Fellows, but HBK>Punk...although his matches with Joe are better than most HBK matches.

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Man, HBK looks like a total Backstreet Boy in this pic!
 
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