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What makes it a 3rd nipple and not just like... a random non cancerious nubby thing.
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What makes it a 3rd nipple and not just like... a random non cancerious nubby thing.
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I picked on someone alot in middle school just because someone else was doing it (although at times it was hilarious...) The sad thing is what we had was some real best-friends-for-life chemistry going on before I started doing that.
I carry the necklace he loved everywhere I go now, hoping to give it to him one day and make amends.
I carry the necklace he loved everywhere I go now, hoping to give it to him one day and make amends.
I've had it all my life, it's below my normal left nipple and it looks like a baby nipple I guess. And finally that's what the dermatologist saidLemurnator said:
Another confession, I went to dermatologist because I was losing my hair when I was 19. I still have my hair though.
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And here's all the drugs I take.
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Wait, it's not like that on your other foot?demi said:
Aww it's like they're married.
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GaimeGuy said:
Not as hot as that guys third nipple. :rock
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Lemurnator said:
A couple of years ago, I had this excessive masturbation streak going. Then, one day, I was out driving and realized I couldn't see shit. Couldn't read road signs or anything without being right next to them. Got to a Subway restaurant, and couldn't read the menu. I started laughing out loud at myself right there at the counter. I toned it down just a tad and sight's been fine since. :lol
Edit: I honestly have no idea if that causes blindness, but whatever works...
Well here goes...
Because I'm quiet and never talk about myself or others in real life, people assume I'm nice and always do my job. I used this to get away with things that many others can't. When I worked at Winn-Dixie during high school, I could come in 30 minutes or more late on a regular basis and never get punished or written up for it because I was 'such a nice guy'. I knew I had it good. But when I went to Publix, for some reason I decided not to do that anymore. Something about that store changed my attitude. Maybe it was the lack of sleaziness that W-D had going about it. At any rate I earned my kudos there instead of relying on slight deception.
The first post I ever made on Gaming-Age when I first joined contained a complete and utter lie for the hell of it. It was quickly called out, but I still don't know why I put it out there in the first place. Bonus points for those who know what it was...
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Crap, almost forgot some minor confessions, I was SuperSaiyajinGoVegeta90210 for a minute, and am Jesus Christ, superlurker extraordinaire on TeamXBox Forums. I read and read, but hardly ever post. Dunno why but there you go.
Because I'm quiet and never talk about myself or others in real life, people assume I'm nice and always do my job. I used this to get away with things that many others can't. When I worked at Winn-Dixie during high school, I could come in 30 minutes or more late on a regular basis and never get punished or written up for it because I was 'such a nice guy'. I knew I had it good. But when I went to Publix, for some reason I decided not to do that anymore. Something about that store changed my attitude. Maybe it was the lack of sleaziness that W-D had going about it. At any rate I earned my kudos there instead of relying on slight deception.
The first post I ever made on Gaming-Age when I first joined contained a complete and utter lie for the hell of it. It was quickly called out, but I still don't know why I put it out there in the first place. Bonus points for those who know what it was...
Spirit Brother!
Crap, almost forgot some minor confessions, I was SuperSaiyajinGoVegeta90210 for a minute, and am Jesus Christ, superlurker extraordinaire on TeamXBox Forums. I read and read, but hardly ever post. Dunno why but there you go.
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Cover it in duct tape. Duct tape seals out air, which is what the wart lives off of, and the glue helps stimulate the immune system to kill it. Leave the duct tape on for a few days then check the wart and remove what you can and tape it up again if it doesn't come off. If your feet get kind of sweaty and the tape falls off, certain medical tapes are resistant to sweat so you can put that tape over the duct tape, or you could use an elastic wrap to secure it.Fatghost28 said:
I had an annoying plantar wart and it wouldn't die until I tried this. After 3 days I took away the tape and noticed the edges of the wart were lifted, like dead skin peeling. I grabbed it with some tweezers whole wart just came right off, like stage makeup or something.
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on second thought maybe I save this for another thread
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teh_pwn said:
I said at least. I'm a freak. : (
Besides I think it's normal for you GUYS. The amount part, not the shower part. WOOWOO. I don't know what's normal for other girls since it's not generally a topic of conversation.
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Everyone's different.
Look at it this way: most men prefer having sex at least once a day. Actually, we *require* it. If we don't, we're prone to ackward erections, and lack of concentration. After about 3 days of no sex/masturbation, just about anything can arouse us, like our clothes brushing up against it when walking. It's embarassing, so it's necessary to do it.
Most women seem to prefer it once every couple of days.
You're future sex life could much better than most women because you have a sex drive that matches a man's sex drive.
Look at it this way: most men prefer having sex at least once a day. Actually, we *require* it. If we don't, we're prone to ackward erections, and lack of concentration. After about 3 days of no sex/masturbation, just about anything can arouse us, like our clothes brushing up against it when walking. It's embarassing, so it's necessary to do it.
Most women seem to prefer it once every couple of days.
You're future sex life could much better than most women because you have a sex drive that matches a man's sex drive.
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Gonna try this. Thanks.Dice said:
<3demi said:
Here's mine:
If I see a pretty man and a pretty woman I tend to like the man's looks more for some reason unless the woman is exceptionally gorgeous. (I'm stright. Maybe I just forgive his flaws or something :\ )
I'm a likable person when I want to be, but most people annoy me and I feel like I surround myself with morons to feel smart and annoyed, which makes me almost friendless.
People think I'm shy when I'm not motivated, which is almost all the time, so they ask to help me. This always seems tactless to me and makes me either obnoxious to that person or just ignore him and walk away. I blame my parents for this.
I'm incredibly affraid of death and snakes. I often have nightmares of dying and\or snakes.
I have no idea what am I going to do with my life. I'm spoiled, unmotivated and feel like all I want to do is walk away. This made me start walking and sometimes without noticing I find myself at very far places from where I live, near people's houses which I know.
I'm against violence and war, but sometimes I feel full of hatred for everything and I say and do horrible things. I blame my mom for making me like this with her moods, which are even worse than mine. I said to her things that I would seriously lock my self at a mental house if I heard others so to anyone else.
I just told my best friend to get lost and that I don't want to be near him again. I have bad moods a lot, but this is the first time I'm happy about it. He's got to a point where he depresses me, makes me feel useless and that he is always better and than blames me for it and says I do all these things (I honestly don't). I don't hate him, I just feel like I don't want to ever see him again.
One year from now I'll finish highschool and probably go to the army. I plan on getting away by claiming I'm mentaly out of place in such an institute, which can ruin my life here.
I also know I won't see my friends the minute I say good bye to them after graduation. I'm so affraid of this.I don't love my parents like I ought to. I see them as friends and can't being my self to be emotionally depended on them. I never did. infact, I never loved someone.
Despite what it seems sometimes I love life and want to live forever. I'm really optimistic most of the time. Because of that things always "click" for me, thus making me happy
Please forgive any spelling mistakes I may have done, I'm so tired right now but can't get to sleep. This took forever to write.
-I've had most of my sexual partners tell me I have a small penis but that I more than make up for it in the actual act.
-I really do have a small penis
-I never understood the whole scratching your balls and watching TV thing until it just hit me one day. It felt so fucking good, now I do all the time while watching TV. Sometimes my wife comes in while I'm watching something with a hot girl, and I've got my hand down my pants. She probably thinks the wrong thing =\
-I masturbate frequently and my wife knows about it. I think she likes it.
-I like Kelly Clarkson for more than her ass (her music...SHUT UP GUYS!)
-I used to really be into music and deem it "so artistic" until my cd player broke in my car. Now I've lost all artistic interest in it and even stopped playing all my instruments.
-I can play 12 music instruments not including the skin flute.
-My wife plays video games more than I do now. I don't feel manly anymore
Also, I judge women on this scale...
Pretty-She has no outstanding flaws that make you gag.
Hot-Basically just a pussy with a mouth.
Sexy-She's outrageously attractive to you and you don't know why.
Beautiful-All of the above plus a brain and similar interests
Needless to say, I don't deem very many women beautiful... in fact... only one that I know of. Hum. I should get out more.
-I really do have a small penis
-I never understood the whole scratching your balls and watching TV thing until it just hit me one day. It felt so fucking good, now I do all the time while watching TV. Sometimes my wife comes in while I'm watching something with a hot girl, and I've got my hand down my pants. She probably thinks the wrong thing =\
-I masturbate frequently and my wife knows about it. I think she likes it.
-I like Kelly Clarkson for more than her ass (her music...SHUT UP GUYS!)
-I used to really be into music and deem it "so artistic" until my cd player broke in my car. Now I've lost all artistic interest in it and even stopped playing all my instruments.
-I can play 12 music instruments not including the skin flute.
-My wife plays video games more than I do now. I don't feel manly anymore
Also, I judge women on this scale...
Pretty-She has no outstanding flaws that make you gag.
Hot-Basically just a pussy with a mouth.
Sexy-She's outrageously attractive to you and you don't know why.
Beautiful-All of the above plus a brain and similar interests
Needless to say, I don't deem very many women beautiful... in fact... only one that I know of. Hum. I should get out more.
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Either that or I could end up a sex addicted STD infected mother of 12.
I also look at other girls in the locker room.
Either that or I could end up a sex addicted STD infected mother of 12.
I also look at other girls in the locker room.
flsh said:<3
Here's mine:
If I see a pretty man and a pretty woman I tend to like the man's looks more for some reason unless the woman is exceptionally gorgeous. (I'm stright. Maybe I just forgive his flaws or something :\ )
I'm a likable person when I want to be, but most people annoy me and I feel like I surround myself with morons to feel smart and annoyed, which makes me almost friendless.
People think I'm shy when I'm not motivated, which is almost all the time, so they ask to help me. This always seems tactless to me and makes me either obnoxious to that person or just ignore him and walk away. I blame my parents for this.
I'm incredibly affraid of death and snakes. I often have nightmares of dying and\or snakes.
I have no idea what am I going to do with my life. I'm spoiled, unmotivated and feel like all I want to do is walk away. This made me start walking and sometimes without noticing I find myself at very far places from where I live, near people's houses which I know.
I'm against violence and war, but sometimes I feel full of hatred for everything and I say and do horrible things. I blame my mom for making me like this with her moods, which are even worse than mine. I said to her things that I would seriously lock my self at a mental house if I heard others so to anyone else.
I just told my best friend to get lost and that I don't want to be near him again. I have bad moods a lot, but this is the first time I'm happy about it. He's got to a point where he depresses me, makes me feel useless and that he is always better and than blames me for it and says I do all these things (I honestly don't). I don't hate him, I just feel like I don't want to ever see him again.
One year from now I'll finish highschool and probably go to the army. I plan on getting away by claiming I'm mentaly out of place in such an institute, which can ruin my life here.
I don't love my parents like I ought to. I see them as friends and can't being my self to be emotionally depended on them. I never did. infact, I never loved someone.
Despite what it seems sometimes I love life and want to live forever. I'm really optimistic most of the time. Because of that things always "click" for me, thus making me happy
Please forgive any spelling mistakes I may have done, I'm so tired right now but can't get to sleep. This took forever to write.
Sounds to me like you have some kind of mood disorder and/or depression. Thought of seeing a doctor about it?
- I think about all the sex me and my gf will have later.
- Virgin.
- I am always horny.
- I am afraid of college and the future.
- Sometimes wish I could have the personalities of certain people... Captain Charisma.
- Judge people a lot, while I should actually talk and get to know them.
- Always thinking how I can be a better bf to my gf.
- I feel better doing things after seeing what other people did first.
- Think about sex 24/7.
- I want to fight some overconfident guy who thinks they can fight and beat the shit out of them with some of the mma moves I learned from my cousin and ufc.
- I hate when people think a certain way of me. Get to know me, bitch.
- Masturbate about everyday. It is too overwhelming going 3 days without doing it. I want to try and go a month without doing. Maybe I'll be more hornier around my gf and act like I wouldn't normally would.
- Ever since I started bodybuilding and learning all about muscles, calories, carbs, protein, body fat %, etc... become real obsessed about my body. I don't like to go out to eat with my friends like I use to. When I go, all I get is water and my friends think I'm weird or cheap. And fat people make me sick. Every time I see a fat person, makes me feel better about myself, and I say something mean about them in my head (god he's fat. he needs to hit the gym and quit being so lazy. watch him die of heart disease.).
- I'm addicted to the internet. Not kidding. When my modem died on me and I didn't have the internet for 5 days, it felt like my world was over. It was as if I lost a family member. And I get a pain in my heart.
- Virgin.
- I am always horny.
- I am afraid of college and the future.
- Sometimes wish I could have the personalities of certain people... Captain Charisma.
- Judge people a lot, while I should actually talk and get to know them.
- Always thinking how I can be a better bf to my gf.
- I feel better doing things after seeing what other people did first.
- Think about sex 24/7.
- I want to fight some overconfident guy who thinks they can fight and beat the shit out of them with some of the mma moves I learned from my cousin and ufc.
- I hate when people think a certain way of me. Get to know me, bitch.
- Masturbate about everyday. It is too overwhelming going 3 days without doing it. I want to try and go a month without doing. Maybe I'll be more hornier around my gf and act like I wouldn't normally would.
- Ever since I started bodybuilding and learning all about muscles, calories, carbs, protein, body fat %, etc... become real obsessed about my body. I don't like to go out to eat with my friends like I use to. When I go, all I get is water and my friends think I'm weird or cheap. And fat people make me sick. Every time I see a fat person, makes me feel better about myself, and I say something mean about them in my head (god he's fat. he needs to hit the gym and quit being so lazy. watch him die of heart disease.).
- I'm addicted to the internet. Not kidding. When my modem died on me and I didn't have the internet for 5 days, it felt like my world was over. It was as if I lost a family member. And I get a pain in my heart.
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- I didnt lose my virginity till i was 21
- Ive had 5 sex partners but have made out with over 10 girls
- I masterbate at least once a day looking at porn
- Im not afraid of dying
- I still live my parents
- Im addicted to GAF and the internet in general
- I read GAF more than post in it
- I consider myself myself the most mentally stable person i know
- I still believe in God even though I havent been to church in several years
- Im really smart but really lazy
- Ive been attracted to my aunt and a few of my cousins
There those are a few of my confessions.
- Ive had 5 sex partners but have made out with over 10 girls
- I masterbate at least once a day looking at porn
- Im not afraid of dying
- I still live my parents
- Im addicted to GAF and the internet in general
- I read GAF more than post in it
- I consider myself myself the most mentally stable person i know
- I still believe in God even though I havent been to church in several years
- Im really smart but really lazy
- Ive been attracted to my aunt and a few of my cousins
There those are a few of my confessions.
- while i do enjoy the comedic elitism and the irony that is so entwined with this indie-yuppie music, i have no "hip" friends and prolly never will
- i have a love-hate relationship with hongerism. i embrace it when i talk to english-speaking people, and reject it when i talk to hongers.
- i REALLY dislike the cbc/abc culture. ie. Asian Avenue, got rice, Banana Boys, Better Luck Tomorrow, etc.
- i am drawn to the loser culture.
- i am confused about the Christian stance about homosexuality, individualism, creation and the apocalypse. however, I have no confusion regarding the existance of God (since that's... quite firm). It's just - what is God's plan in this stuff?
- since the age of 8, my best friends have always been more quiet/less crazy than me. they're the same type of people and this trend is really scaring me.
- i don't like computer science but here i am!
- i have a love-hate relationship with hongerism. i embrace it when i talk to english-speaking people, and reject it when i talk to hongers.
- i REALLY dislike the cbc/abc culture. ie. Asian Avenue, got rice, Banana Boys, Better Luck Tomorrow, etc.
- i am drawn to the loser culture.
- i am confused about the Christian stance about homosexuality, individualism, creation and the apocalypse. however, I have no confusion regarding the existance of God (since that's... quite firm). It's just - what is God's plan in this stuff?
- since the age of 8, my best friends have always been more quiet/less crazy than me. they're the same type of people and this trend is really scaring me.
- i don't like computer science but here i am!
We have been going out for a month now but we knew each before then (flirted a lot). School starts August 15 for me. So I want to hang out with her more and see how comfortable we are around each other. When we go to the movies, we're all over each other. Kissing, touching, and holding one another. I am sure she is ready to do it. The problem is finding where to do it. With us being 17, we live with our parents. There is always ppl in my house, and she has a little sister. She tells me we could pay her off like let her do something her parents wouldn't let her do. I've thought about doing it in my car but I don't know.snaildog said:
'tis true, I have tons of them too. I wouldn't be bothered. Some women actually like them. my arms have millions on their own heheDCharlie said:you have A mole?
if it makes you feel any better, i'm riddled with the fuckers...
i just counted them on my left arm....
48 of them.
If i join them up a la dot-to-dot and it spells "I'm a twat!"
-I have never eaten meat, in my entire life.
-I sometimes fantasize about ruling the world and having people killed/rendered sterile because they are stupid.
-I am a published author. Only short stories, and nothing in more than six years.
-The fact that I can't seem to seriously write any longer and have no urge to is the most profound sadness that I have ever experienced.
-My father has been married five times, twice to my mother(she was number 2 and 4).
-My family's troubles when I was a child made me very unhappy and stupid until I was about 16 or so.
-I don't like having sex with a girl if I'm not in love with her.
-I volunteer at a local soup kitchen/shelter for the homeless, Habitat for Humanity, and have campaigned for Ralph Nader for President. I don't know if I do these things because they make me feel good about myself or because they are good things to do.
-I was fired from a job for posting on this forum.
-I sometimes fantasize about ruling the world and having people killed/rendered sterile because they are stupid.
-I am a published author. Only short stories, and nothing in more than six years.
-The fact that I can't seem to seriously write any longer and have no urge to is the most profound sadness that I have ever experienced.
-My father has been married five times, twice to my mother(she was number 2 and 4).
-My family's troubles when I was a child made me very unhappy and stupid until I was about 16 or so.
-I don't like having sex with a girl if I'm not in love with her.
-I volunteer at a local soup kitchen/shelter for the homeless, Habitat for Humanity, and have campaigned for Ralph Nader for President. I don't know if I do these things because they make me feel good about myself or because they are good things to do.
-I was fired from a job for posting on this forum.
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Lemurnator said:
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Bishman said:
Whoa there squirt. Whats your defenition of Ghetto?
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okay. here goes:
i just poured my heart out. but i forgot to write it all down. oh well. :/
i just poured my heart out. but i forgot to write it all down. oh well. :/
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