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SHOOTEMBER Wrasslin 2016 |OT| - Can Punks Catch as Catch Can Too?
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SallyIsNow
Banned
Lapsed Vince come to life.
blackaroni
Member
You can never go wrong with a New York related gif. Perfect.
UrbanDandy
Member
So I watched the latest Evolution of Punk, and i am amazed at this guy. Despite the pressure against him and a hurt shoulder, I never expected CM Punk to do charity work during training and recovery.
He's always talked about how nobody except for the Vince chosen few would get any publicity from make a wish.
Its how Cena kept his spot for so long and why Roman is booked to be the way he is.
Ninja Scooter
Member
if Enzo were the size of Roman Reigns would he have the strap right now?
not with his look and tats.
Plus you probably have people like Hayes and Dunn in Vince's ear saying that he should have Big Vito's gimick
Glad to be back, Browny. This is officially the #Shootember1Warning, and you've all been put on notice.
Bluekaveli
Member
Hey!
You're back!
But you know it's funny, Foley tries to use Miz jokes in his comedy routine about him being over or having any fans but the past week, Miz has been the buzz. NOT Daniel Bryan but The Miz so those jokes are null and void now. I mean I know he was just picking fun but to say Miz wasn't heel over is a damn insult. The heat he had was over the edge and you can't deny it. Revisionist try to make it as if the guy is the worst thing and yhe worst champion ever or something buy he caught so big attention and he sold some fucking merchandise. Give the guy what he deserves, just because he isn't jumping off titantrons and doing sunset flips you can't take away his love, passion, and fury. The guy is awesome.
Biggest-Geek-Ever
Member
He'd be on a Goldberg-esque undefeated streak right now.
With that weakling "Wackyline" lariat? Fuck that noise. Going full Brian Pillman in this bitch, live fast die young.
UrbanDandy
Member
Oh Vince...
The Strokes
Banned
Nah, his mic skills are inversely proportional to his in-ring skill. I legit think the Enzo & Cassssss gimmick is gonna grow stale sooner than what most people think.
Say what you want about face New Day, at least the trío can really wrestle. (Yes, even Xavier
#DropsFrancesca
Also, I don't know Bronx-Man, I'm new here. Am I gonna get hazed?
Bluekaveli
Member
I thought Hayes was the reason Vito's gimmick was canned?
Nah, his mic skills are inversely proportional to his in-ring skill. I legit think the Enzo & Casa gimmick is gonna grow stale sooner than what most people think.
Say what you want about face New Day, at least the trío can really wrestle. (Yes, even Xavier)#DropsFrancesca
Also, I don't know Bronx-Man, I'm new here. Am I gonna get hazed?
As long as you can respect the legacy of Double A, Arn Anderson himself, you'll be fine, brother.
Biggest-Geek-Ever
Member
It's actually called the lunatic lariat now, friend. Cause Dean Ambrose is the LUNATIC FRINGE™
JesseEwiak
Member
Yes, I'm sure there were dozens upon dozens of children who wanted to see Damien Sandow or Cody Rhodes instead of John Cena and Vince McMahon personally called Make-A-Wish to tell them those dying punks will get Cena or nobody! Plus, go on the website - they show all sorts of wrestlers w/ Make a Wish kids. I realize that gets in the way of Punk's and your persecution complex though.
Because tournaments don't draw in America and never have and wrestling is about drawing and making money, not having a few hundred people in a TV studio chanting This is Awesome.
The promotion of it has nothing to do with the work guys do.
Everyone in the locker room now is pratically required to do make a wish yet only somebody like Reigns gets to stand in a ring with Cancer survivors.
They view charity as a promotional tool to try and rid the stigma that a McMahon run wrestling promotion is carney as Fuck.
Philanthropy is the future of marketing, friend.
The promotion of it has nothing to do with the work guys do.
Everyone in the locker room now is pratically required to do make a wish yet only somebody like Reigns gets to stand in a ring with Cancer survivors.
They view charity as a promotional tool to try and did the stigma that a McMahon run wrestling promotion is carney as Fuck.
Mr. Enigma
Member
Maybe TNA finally has a chance now that Dixie Carter is completely out. Change the name of the fucking company too.
blackaroni
Member
It kinda is. Most businesses see it this way too.
Bluekaveli
Member
Everyone in the crowd looks so bored
blackaroni
Member
Truth.
Dr Duncan Steel
Member
Lies.
You just know every writer has pitched her doing that to Brock.
Bluekaveli
Member
Only for Sable to come out and roll her up like Nero did to her.
Holy shit,
Shawn
Is
Dead
They should only have heels stand in the ring with Susan J. Komen.
Bluekaveli
Member
The fact that it was kicked off of imo.
But really, that move has less room for error than a piledriver and with Ibushi's neck, yeah talk about a disaster. You could easily say with them being two good workers nothing could happen but look at Owen, he was a good worker but iver thought the situation. They didn't need that tombstone,a regular piledriver could've worked. But the hammer spot, I'm sure they cleared it. Still very risky.
Biggest-Geek-Ever
Member
So the Burning Hammer really wasn't the finish, huh.
The finale of the CWC will have someone kicking out of a Steiner Screwdriver.
The finale of the CWC will have someone kicking out of a Steiner Screwdriver.
Bluekaveli
Member
WHO THE MAN!
That's because CM Punk is winning.
Cole is basically Vince fron the next-gen era and quite frankly he wasn't very good. Liked the Kane debut and call though. Cole calls the wrong moves on a daily basis.
Biggest-Geek-Ever
Member
Ninja Scooter
Member
Everybody can't be shooting. You have to have the right balance of shoot and work. We can't all be shooters.
We're still on the Pre-Show, Maggle.
Kick out of a head drop Burning Hammer?
Minus five fucking stars. Not even joking. That shit should be a crime. Indy garbage to the nth degree. Whoever okay'd that spot should also be fired. Kendrick should be shot into the sun. Ibushi....fucking Ibushi. Gran Metalik vs. Tozawa was soooo much better..
not even the most dangerous bump Ibushi has taken in the last two weeks
Minus five fucking stars. Not even joking. That shit should be a crime. Indy garbage to the nth degree. Whoever okay'd that spot should also be fired. Kendrick should be shot into the sun. Ibushi....fucking Ibushi. Gran Metalik vs. Tozawa was soooo much better..
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