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[Angry Grimace]

Got around to SmackDown:

Decent show. You can bitch a lot about Triple Threat Era, but Cena/Ambrose/Styles is a lot of star power. I can see why they went with it - you keep the big names at the top of the card until you figure out who else is going to jump in after Dean and Cena exit the picture (I would be very surprised if AJ dropped the title). I can only assume the idea is to get to Randy Orton - AJ Styles.

Swagger/Corbin sounds like Darren Young/Titus O'Neil level. I mean, think about this: Baron Corbin has to carry the feud on the mic.

 

[Fox318]

Ellsworth should get a shocking debut at the royal rumble and eliminate 2 people.

Left in the ring alone and he starts celebrating saying to bring it on.

Then Kane or another heel comes out and throws him out of the ring after throwing him around.

Maybe have Brock do it.

 

[TarpitCarnivore]

All you guys complaining about boring talent taking up space on PPV let this sink in:

1992 Summerslam
Virgil vs Nails

 

[Angry Grimace]

Random 2014 list says he makes 75k.

Jack Swagger would have 0 dimes if he made 75K. They have to pay for their own travel and lodgings.

 

[Bluekaveli]

Random 2014 list says he makes 75k.

Bulllllllshit, if he did, he'd be in nxt.

 

[Angry Grimace]

Daniel Bryan is kind of a dick as GM, which makes it kind of weird that he's presented as the babyiest of babyfaces.

 

[FlammableD]

Where's the NWA belt anyway? I'm sure Angle could wrap that up in a high school gym this weekend...

Jax Dane won it from fucking Tenzan in NWA Branded Outlaw Wrestling and has held it over a year 😂

 

[plagiarize]

Yep!

I'm going to go all AJ Styles on WRASSLE GAF now.

When I honour you with my fleeting presence you should listen to the shit I say, because I fucking know what I'm talking about. This should be well established by now.

I'm not surprised Smackdown is the better show. Because I called it.

I'm not surprised Owens is on top. Because I called it.

I'm not surprised people finally acknowledge that the Miz and Cena are great wrestlers. I've always liked the Miz. I was defending Cena's in ring ability long before it was cool.

I'm not surprised the Ascension fell on their faces on the main roster. I always knew they were trash.

I wasn't surprised when Daniel Bryan ended up on top of the world in 2014. Because oh look, I fucking called it.

So understand, that I really mean it, and you should really listen to me when I say JACK SWAGGER IS FUCKING GARBAGE.

Whether you take away from this, that I put WAY too much effort into this post or that I know my shit, know that I had a great time reading old wrassle gaf threads. It's actually kind of fun typing in my name and specific wrestlers to see what we were all saying about them over the years.

 

[sf2fanatic]

If he does he's severely overpaid.

No one is over paid in wrestling. you know which sport has over paid players? Baseball


That's a shoot!!!

 

[Bluekaveli]

I'm going to go all AJ Styles on WRASSLE GAF now.

When I honour you with my fleeting presence you should listen to the shit I say, because I fucking know what I'm talking about. This should be well established by now.

I'm not surprised Smackdown is the better show. Because I called it.

I'm not surprised Owens is on top. Because I called it.

I'm not surprised people finally acknowledge that the Miz and Cena are great wrestlers. I've always liked the Miz. I was defending Cena's in ring ability long before it was cool.

I'm not surprised the Ascension fell on their faces on the main roster. I always knew they were trash.

I wasn't surprised when Daniel Bryan ended up on top of the world in 2014. Because oh look, I fucking called it.

So understand, that I really mean it, and you should really listen to me when I say JACK SWAGGER IS FUCKING GARBAGE.

Whether you take away from this, that I put WAY too much effort into this post or that I know my shit, know that I had a great time reading old wrassle gaf threads. It's actually kind of fun typing in my name and specific wrestlers to see what we were all saying about them over the years.

Shut the hell up Plagiarize

 

[Mahonay]

Daniel Bryan is kind of a dick as GM, which makes it kind of weird that he's presented as the babyiest of babyfaces.

It wouldn't make any sense if he didn't act at all bitter about not being able to wrestle, and was just all smiles. Both as a character and real life personality. I like it, it makes him a believable on screen character.

 

[sf2fanatic]

Shut the hell up Plagiarize

Man stop getting worked.

 

[Zach]

I look forward to plagiarize's follow-up post on things he got wrong.

 

[shanafan]

So, since apparently WWE hands out title shots by just going to the ring to confront the champion, I think R-Truth should come when Owens is in the ring, and just say he wants a title shot. Or anyone else for that matter. Why have Money in the Bank matches when just going down to the ring, and say "Yo, I want that." gives you the title shot??

 

[DMczaf]

Shut the hell up Plagiarize

Blueshoots!!!!!!

 

[Anth0ny]

this is literally kevinnash.gif

almost as good as nashlaugh.gif

Friend Anth0ny, why do you wish to see D.Brine's body fall apart like a house of cards?

ehhhhhh he'll be fine

he's tough

 

[Mahonay]

So, since apparently WWE hands out title shots by just going to the ring to confront the champion, I think R-Truth should come when Owens is in the ring, and just say he wants a title shot. Or anyone else for that matter. Why have Money in the Bank matches when just going down to the ring, and say "Yo, I want that." gives you the title shot??

I agree. It's dumb.

 

[miserable]

Bluekaveli is quite cranky. Did someone roll you up, friend?

 

[Zach]

Man, I've posted a lot this month. My goal is to end up with 1,004 posts.

Hopefully Bluekaveli has the same goal. >_>

 

[DMczaf]

Man, I've posted a lot this month. My goal is to end up with 1,004 posts.

Hopefully Bluekaveli has the same goal. >_>

Maybe in a week

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

Man, I've posted a lot this month. My goal is to end up with 1,004 posts.

Hopefully Bluekaveli has the same goal. >_>

You and blue waffle are responsible for 10% of this thread.

 

[Mahonay]

Bluekaveli is quite cranky. Did someone roll you up, friend?

Shut the hell up Miserable.

 

[Uno Venova]

So, since apparently WWE hands out title shots by just going to the ring to confront the champion, I think R-Truth should come when Owens is in the ring, and just say he wants a title shot. Or anyone else for that matter. Why have Money in the Bank matches when just going down to the ring, and say "Yo, I want that." gives you the title shot??

Has this mentality of earning shots ever mattered? I wouldn't be surprised if Stone Cold & The Rock did the same kinds of promos Cena did last night.

We should just cut the crap, in kayfabe of course GM's hand out title shots easier to guys like Reigns and Cena, they're huge names and they want them headlining their shows.

 

[sf2fanatic]

So has anyone checked out the new Rock archive with all them added content?

 

[Zach]

You and blue waffle are responsible for 10% of this thread.

Don't worry. I'll never be seen or heard from again after WCW dies in a month or three.

 

[DMczaf]

Don't worry. I'll never be seen or heard from again after WCW dies in a month or three.

You're supposed to be suspended !

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

I'm going to go all AJ Styles on WRASSLE GAF now.

When I honour you with my fleeting presence you should listen to the shit I say, because I fucking know what I'm talking about. This should be well established by now.

I'm not surprised Smackdown is the better show. Because I called it.

I'm not surprised Owens is on top. Because I called it.

I'm not surprised people finally acknowledge that the Miz and Cena are great wrestlers. I've always liked the Miz. I was defending Cena's in ring ability long before it was cool.

I'm not surprised the Ascension fell on their faces on the main roster. I always knew they were trash.

I wasn't surprised when Daniel Bryan ended up on top of the world in 2014. Because oh look, I fucking called it.

So understand, that I really mean it, and you should really listen to me when I say JACK SWAGGER IS FUCKING GARBAGE.

Whether you take away from this, that I put WAY too much effort into this post or that I know my shit, know that I had a great time reading old wrassle gaf threads. It's actually kind of fun typing in my name and specific wrestlers to see what we were all saying about them over the years.

How am I supposed to believe you aren't just stealing those posts without proper citation?

 

[Sweeney Tom]

The real loss will be when the Curse of Menome ends

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

https://twitter.com/RealPaigeWWE/status/776121992370069504

So basically Paige was unable to turn her drug test in on time hence why she was suspended and she isn't going anywhere.

 

[Toki767]

Has this mentality of earning shots ever mattered? I wouldn't be surprised if Stone Cold & The Rock did the same kinds of promos Cena did last night.

We should just cut the crap, in kayfabe of course GM's hand out title shots easier to guys like Reigns and Cena, they're huge names and they want them headlining their shows.

But then you have The Ascension just come down and demand a tag team title shot and Shane just gives it to them also.

 

[plagiarize]

I look forward to plagiarize's follow-up post on things he got wrong.

Here is my oldest post about Daniel Bryan:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=36590142&highlight=bryan#post36590142

it was awesome watching Bryan Danielson do his thing in ROH... but you have to recognise that you can't wrestle like that for as long as you can wrestle in the WWE style. i'm glad Bryan got into the WWE and can now have a long career. he earned it in gyms up and down the country.

Why didn't you change style Bryan?

 

[TarpitCarnivore]

Just watched Crush vs Repo-Man

Think about that next time you complain about The Ascension vs Vaudevillians

 

[Fantomex]

I'm going to go all AJ Styles on WRASSLE GAF now.

When I honour you with my fleeting presence you should listen to the shit I say, because I fucking know what I'm talking about. This should be well established by now.

I'm not surprised Smackdown is the better show. Because I called it.

I'm not surprised Owens is on top. Because I called it.

I'm not surprised people finally acknowledge that the Miz and Cena are great wrestlers. I've always liked the Miz. I was defending Cena's in ring ability long before it was cool.

I'm not surprised the Ascension fell on their faces on the main roster. I always knew they were trash.

I wasn't surprised when Daniel Bryan ended up on top of the world in 2014. Because oh look, I fucking called it.

So understand, that I really mean it, and you should really listen to me when I say JACK SWAGGER IS FUCKING GARBAGE.

Whether you take away from this, that I put WAY too much effort into this post or that I know my shit, know that I had a great time reading old wrassle gaf threads. It's actually kind of fun typing in my name and specific wrestlers to see what we were all saying about them over the years.

But what are your thoughts on Dean Ambrose?

 

[sf2fanatic]

Just watched Crush vs Repo-Man

Think about that next time you complain about The Ascension vs Vaudevillians

Post Demolition was garbage for both. Should of ended their careers for them.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

Don't worry. I'll never be seen or heard from again after WCW dies in a month or three.

Oh, you'll be back when you realize 2003 Raw is basically Nitro. The top faces progress in literally this order: Steiner -> Booker T -> Kevin Nash -> Goldberg.

And you've even got Eazy E on the show all the damn time.

 

[Angry Grimace]

Alexa v. Becky at No Mercy? My wife is gonna be all up in my face on that since she calls Alexa "[my] NXT girlfriend" and Becky "[my] girlfriend."

 

[plagiarize]

But what are your thoughts on Dean Ambrose?

Uhhh, about that...

 

[Hasney]

Alexa v. Becky at No Mercy? My wife is gonna be all up in my face on that since she calls Alexa "[my] NXT girlfriend" and Becky "[my] girlfriend."

Apply to be the ref.

 

[Bluekaveli]

Everyone! Shut the hell up! Damnit!

 

[Toki767]

No one was saying Miz is a great wrestler.

 

[shanafan]

https://twitter.com/RealPaigeWWE/status/776121992370069504

So basically Paige was unable to turn her drug test in on time hence why she was suspended and she isn't going anywhere.

Isn't a little strange on her part to not perform something on time? You are employed by the WWE, which is a dream for a lot of independent wrestlers out there. Yet, you forgot/late in doing something? Seems a little odd. If I had a dream job like WWE, be damn sure I do my homework on time.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

Alexa v. Becky at No Mercy? My wife is gonna be all up in my face on that since she calls Alexa "[my] NXT girlfriend" and Becky "[my] girlfriend."

Angry Grimace Waifu On A Pole Match.

 

[Hasney]

No one was saying Miz is a great wrestler.

Ever.

Isn't a little strange on her part to not perform something on time? You are employed by the WWE, which is a dream for a lot of independent wrestlers out there. Yet, you forgot/late in doing something? Seems a little odd. If I had a dream job like WWE, be damn sure I do my homework on time.

Albertos cock is clearly addictive. Kept her in bed late.

 

[Professor Beef]

I'd like to say that I've come around on Kane compared to my posts in the past. And for that, I'd like to thank...SWEENEY TOM

*hits Nocturnowl with a chair*

#HeelBeef

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

Isn't a little strange on her part to not perform something on time? You are employed by the WWE, which is a dream for a lot of independent wrestlers out there. Yet, you forgot/late in doing something? Seems a little odd. If I had a dream job like WWE, be damn sure I do my homework on time.

Not exactly uncommon. I'm pretty sure this is what happened to Hornswoggle. He couldn't pee or something on time and got done for it. Eva had a sort similar case where she didn't turn her paperwork in on time to prove she could take Adderall.

 

[plagiarize]

God bless. You have my sword.

What is your take on Eva Marie and Dana Brooke? Be careful how you answer; my sword can easily strike from behind.

On Dana last year...

Dana Brook... I'm sure I'm going to get a lot of hate for this, but she seems to be coming along pretty quickly and I think she's going to be there or there abouts in short time. But she needs to drop that stupid promo voice. And like, look at a camera. Or at least the person interviewing her. But she's getting better at that too.

On Eva two years ago

Eva... she just has this whole dangerous vibe about her. Yeah, she's hot, but not in a safe way.

I can't really explain it. She does nothing for me.

 

[Marvel]

Everyone! Shut the hell up! Damnit!

 

[Aiii]

Now that there is this thing called Alexa Quinn, can we please get Joker Sting as Smackdown GM?!

I will halt my wrestling hiatus for this.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

Now that there is this thing called Alexa Quinn, can we please get Joker Sting as Smackdown GM?!

I will halt my wrestling hiatus for this.

Goddamn, even Sting would turn on Becky.

 

[plagiarize]

Goddamn, even Sting would turn on Becky.

This can be taken more than one way.