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[Bluekaveli]

The Definitive WrassleGAF Power Rankings

World Heavyweight Champion
Chamber

Universal Heavyweight Champion
Bluekavelli

Intercontinental Champion
Cagey

United States Champion
Zach

European Champion
Sephzilla

Television Champion
Fox318

Hardcore Champion
Vince McMahon

NWA Heavyweight Champion
Data West

Money In The Bank
Fantomex

Smoky Mountain Wrestling Champion
RBH

This is how rankings should be done on WrassleGaf Maggle.

I'll take it. Good job, you're a smart man.

 

[MG310]

Isn't a little strange on her part to not perform something on time? You are employed by the WWE, which is a dream for a lot of independent wrestlers out there. Yet, you forgot/late in doing something? Seems a little odd. If I had a dream job like WWE, be damn sure I do my homework on time.

Seems like they cracked down on regular talent to make up for the bullshit with Brock's drug test failure.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Will never get over the Era of HHH Being Desperate for a Retirement Ovation

 

[blackaroni]

WrassleGAF Power Rankings | Sept. 14, 2016

1. BlackFlip
2. KingBroly
3. FlammableD
4. Toki767
5. The Strokes
6. Heroman
7. Kaladin
8. imbask
9. Sibersk Esto
10. Sweeney Tom
11. cordy
12. sf2fanatic
13. DMczaf
14. bjork
15. Mahonay
16. Data West
17. OwensIsNow
18. SomewhatGravy
19. Fox318
20. Sephzilla
21. slightconfuse
22. Biggest-Geek-Ever
23. BewareTheBatsie
24. Zach
25. Snowman Prophet of Doom

Dropped from the rankings: NeoGAF Vince McMahon, klonere

 

[Zach]

United States Champion
Zach

Fave Five Secondary Championship Belt Designs!

1. The Simply Ravishing

2. The Sweat Hog

Aaah yeeeah.

 

[bjork]

So good he doesn't need a title to be over champion

bjork

 

[Bluekaveli]

So good he doesn't need a title to be over champion

bjork

My title is your title bro!

 

[Zach]

Is sharing my life with you not enough, bjork?

 

[Fox318]

god this was a thing?

man Im thankful as fuck I was lapsed as fuck post 2005 or till 2014.

I couldn't stand HHH fucking back then and I can't imagine watching him try to get himself over fucking again post 2003.

You had your fucking chance at a babyface run in 2001, yeah you would have had to job to Austin but so what.

 

[Toki767]

god this was a thing?

man Im thankful as fuck I was lapsed as fuck post 2005 or till 2014.

I couldn't stand HHH fucking back then and I can't imagine watching him try to get himself over fucking again post 2003.

You had your fucking chance at a babyface run in 2001, yeah you would have had to job to Austin but so what.

This was like 4 or 5 years ago.

 

[funkystudent]

LOS INGOBERBSLES IN YAKUZA 6

TORU YANO IN YAKUZA 6

Best Wrestling game of q1 2019 (western release)

 

[TarpitCarnivore]

Zach probably just listed the previous 20 posters like he did last time

 

[Toki767]

Zach probably just listed the previous 20 posters like he did last time

At least there's a method to the madness unlike WWE's list.

 

[Professor Beef]

FINALLY

THE ROCK

 

[bjork]

My title is your title bro!

Is sharing my life with you not enough, bjork?

 

[sf2fanatic]

My title is your title bro!

*walks up and stands in front of Blue, "You have something that is mine!!" Looks at belt*

 

[Syder]

god this was a thing?

man Im thankful as fuck I was lapsed as fuck post 2005 or till 2014.

I couldn't stand HHH fucking back then and I can't imagine watching him try to get himself over fucking again post 2003.

You had your fucking chance at a babyface run in 2001, yeah you would have had to job to Austin but so what.

I casually watched the DX Reunion, mainly as a DX mark but also to see how much of a trainwreck it'd be.

 

[Zach]

Was bjork on the Power Rankings? If so, remove him from the record books. He's the Chris Benoit of WrassleGAF.

 

[31GhostsIV]

WrassleGAF Power Rankings | Sept. 14, 2016

1. BlackFlip
2. KingBroly
3. FlammableD
4. Toki767
5. The Strokes
6. Heroman
7. Kaladin
8. imbask
9. Sibersk Esto
10. Sweeney Tom
11. cordy
12. sf2fanatic
13. DMczaf
14. bjork
15. Mahonay
16. Data West
17. OwensIsNow
18. SomewhatGravy
19. Fox318
20. Sephzilla
21. slightconfuse
22. Biggest-Geek-Ever
23. BewareTheBatsie
24. Zach
25. Snowman Prophet of Doom

Dropped from the rankings: NeoGAF Vince McMahon, klonere

I see now that I Dolph Ziggler'd my last opportunity. Maybe TNA will have me?

 

[jmdajr]

this gif is truth

 

[Heroman]

Was bjork on the Power Rankings? If so, remove him from the record books. He's the Chris Benoit of WrassleGAF.

Who ?

 

[bjork]

I casually watched the DX Reunion, mainly as a DX mark but also to see how much of a trainwreck it'd be.

What a weird time that was. HHH still trying to do dick jokes with HBK walking off -shot so he didn't piss off jesus or whatever. A delivery boy bringing Vince a chicken because he loves cocks. The only DX worse than that is any version with Road Dogg.

 

[Zach]

nah because then he would have made it on the list at least 15 times.

Now there's a Power Rankings we can all get behind.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

god this was a thing?

man Im thankful as fuck I was lapsed as fuck post 2005 or till 2014.

I couldn't stand HHH fucking back then and I can't imagine watching him try to get himself over fucking again post 2003.

You had your fucking chance at a babyface run in 2001, yeah you would have had to job to Austin but so what.

There was a whole period of like 3 or so years where whenever he got hurt or lost he'd sulk like that in hopes of a YOU STILL GOT IT or sympathy pop. And it never came. And it was always hilarious

 

[bjork]

Was bjork on the Power Rankings? If so, remove him from the record books. He's the Chris Benoit of WrassleGAF.

 

[sf2fanatic]

Awesome Gif RBH.

 

[Bluekaveli]

*walks up and stands in front of Blue, "You have something that is mine!!" Looks at belt*

Sit your ass down! What have you done to deserve a title shot!

 

[Professor Beef]

Dropped from the rankings: NeoGAF Vince McMahon

That's because he's DEAD

 

[Fox318]

I feel like HHH and CM Punk need to have a sit-down where somebody tells them what they are and what they aren't.

Sometimes I wonder if after running NXT and truly seeing what getting somebody over and so on what that does to performers and how it should be handled.

He seems to understand how misguided Katie Vick was but does he understand how dumb it was of him to beat Punk so quickly? How dumb it was to beat Booker T? How dumb it was having HBK vs HHH main event over Benoit? How Kane without the mask was never the same and while he is willing to Job he shouldn't be the first guy a new champion faces?

 

[sf2fanatic]

Sit your ass down! What have you done to deserve a title shot!

Don't need to earn a shot. *Slaps and spits on Blue's face*

 

[jmdajr]

I feel like HHH and CM Punk need to have a sit-down where somebody tells them what they are and what they aren't.

Sometimes I wonder if after running NXT and truly seeing what getting somebody over and so on what that does to performers and how it should be handled.

He seems to understand how misguided Katie Vick was but does he understand how dumb it was of him to beat Punk so quickly? How dumb it was to beat Booker T? How dumb it was having HBK vs HHH main event over Benoit? How Kane without the mask was never the same and while he is willing to Job he shouldn't be the first guy a new champion faces?

I guess I don't recall this being HHH's fault.

Wasn't Glen just tired of wearing it?

 

[Anth0ny]

WrassleGAF Power Rankings | Sept. 14, 2016

1. BlackFlip
2. KingBroly
3. FlammableD
4. Toki767
5. The Strokes
6. Heroman
7. Kaladin
8. imbask
9. Sibersk Esto
10. Sweeney Tom
11. cordy
12. sf2fanatic
13. DMczaf
14. bjork
15. Mahonay
16. Data West
17. OwensIsNow
18. SomewhatGravy
19. Fox318
20. Sephzilla
21. slightconfuse
22. Biggest-Geek-Ever
23. BewareTheBatsie
24. Zach
25. Snowman Prophet of Doom

Dropped from the rankings: NeoGAF Vince McMahon, klonere

not on the list. huh.

hey zach!

 

[bjork]

must slumber before I die

have some happy japanese music, it's good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5Geoxr8HSM

I guess I don't recall this being HHH's fault.

Wasn't Glen just tired of wearing it?

His name is Kane. Don't go "HEY GLEN" if you see him at an airport etc

 

[Zach]

I don't know, Anth0ny. I'm pretty content.

 

[Bluekaveli]

Don't need to earn a shot. *Slaps and spits on Blue's face*

 

[SallyIsNow]

WrassleGAF Power Rankings | Sept. 14, 2016

1. BlackFlip
2. KingBroly
3. FlammableD
4. Toki767
5. The Strokes
6. Heroman
7. Kaladin
8. imbask
9. Sibersk Esto
10. Sweeney Tom
11. cordy
12. sf2fanatic
13. DMczaf
14. bjork
15. Mahonay
16. Data West
17. OwensIsNow
18. SomewhatGravy
19. Fox318
20. Sephzilla
21. slightconfuse
22. Biggest-Geek-Ever
23. BewareTheBatsie
24. Zach
25. Snowman Prophet of Doom

Dropped from the rankings: NeoGAF Vince McMahon, klonere

Batsie on the list, but no Blue? Is this the GAF PWI?

 

[Bluekaveli]

Batsie on thr list, but no Blue? Is this thr GAF PWI?

Zach's a hack! And he knows it! I just made sure everyone knew it and he doesn't like it!

 

[jmdajr]

How is Kane's no.1 fan doing?

Still in Dental school?

 

[Toki767]

HHH's son in law will make amends with Punk in 20 years.

Just like Warrior.

 

[Fox318]

I guess I don't recall this being HHH's fault.

Wasn't Glen just tired of wearing it?

Maybe but looking at what happened to La Sombra and nearly every other Mexican or masked talent under his watch as head of Personnel.

To say he wasn't involved in the booking or planned sabotage of Bryan post mania I think is giving him too much of a pass.

Hell his relationship with Punk and not getting it to work is an indictment to just what type of Person HHH is.

I mean the HHH you hear in Joe DeFranco's podcast for example is a person who was willing to see things in a different light and take on new ideas on what training and bodybuilding meant.

But the HHH you see that has himself go over a CM Punk, a Booker T, a hot Owen Hart.

Can he really say that was best for business?

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Top ten BAYBEE

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Batsie on the list, but no Blue? Is this the GAF PWI?

The champ is never listed on the real power ranking (see MMA and boxing)

 

[Zach]

The champ is never listed on the real power ranking (see MMA and boxing)

That's why Browny isn't on there.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Maybe but looking at what happened to La Sombra and nearly every other Mexican or masked talent under his watch as head of Personnel.

To say he wasn't involved in the booking or planned sabotage of Bryan post mania I think is giving him too much of a pass.

Hell his relationship with Punk and not getting it to work is an indictment to just what type of Person HHH is.

I mean the HHH you hear in Joe DeFranco's podcast for example is a person who was willing to see things in a different light and take on new ideas on what training and bodybuilding meant.

But the HHH you see that has himself go over a CM Punk, a Booker T, a hot Owen Hart.

Can he really say that was best for business?

It was best for him

That's HHH in a nutshell.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

Batsie on the list, but no Blue? Is this the GAF PWI?

Zach's a hack! And he knows it! I just made sure everyone knew it and he doesn't like it!

 

[Syder]

Can you imagine modern day Kane wrestling in a mask that covers his mouth and nose?

 

[Uno Venova]

Don't get worked up because your time is over, friends.

 

[Toki767]

Can you imagine modern day Kane wrestling in a mask that covers his mouth and nose?

He should still be using the voice box.

 

[Bluekaveli]

The champ is never listed on the real power ranking (see MMA and boxing)

 

[jmdajr]

But the HHH you see that has himself go over a CM Punk, a Booker T, a hot Owen Hart.

Can he really say that was best for business?

Even if he was on board he's still have to get past Vince.

Those promos between HHH and Punk are basically worked shoots. The mutual disrespect is equal.

I don't know about Booker and HHH. But Booker is still willing to work there.

R.I.P. Owen.