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[Zach]

What if I went over????

I didn't know

You guys are both funny. POST FOREVER.

 

[Zach]

I feel like shooting... Hey Zach, did you ever watch Slumdog Millionaire?

Yeah, dude. 7 out of 10.

You should have started a Wunderkind chant.

vunda KIND vunda KIND

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

At Dallas, Zach, did you chant with all the Bayley chants or did you sit silently and fight tears because you knew Asuka was going to destroy her?

 

[Menome]

Zach. No space for either of your two Team D-Minus brothers on the power rankings? I see how it is.

 

[slightconfuse]

Finally got a new one

 

[Nocturnowl]

What if I went over????

the aftermath of this

 

[Zach]

At Dallas, Zach, did you chant with all the Bayley chants or did you sit silently and fight tears because you knew Asuka was going to destroy her?

My ladyfriend and I were both wearing (different, c'mon) Asuka shirts...

Zach. No space for either of your two Team D-Minus brothers on the power rankings? I see how it is.

I only report the Power Rankings, Menome! They were delivered to me in a sealed, unmarked envelope in a poorly-lit parking garage!

 

[DMczaf]

The Definitive WrassleGAF Power Rankings

World Heavyweight Champion
Chamber

Universal Heavyweight Champion
Bluekavelli

Intercontinental Champion
Cagey

United States Champion
Zach

European Champion
Sephzilla

Television Champion
Fox318

Hardcore Champion
Vince McMahon

NWA Heavyweight Champion
Data West

Money In The Bank
Fantomex

Smoky Mountain Wrestling Champion
RBH

This is how rankings should be done on WrassleGaf Maggle.

Where's my title !!

 

[serenewarfare]

So how many of the cruiserweights are coming to Raw? Surely not all 32. I know several of them are big on the indy scene, but surely they wouldn't let someone like ZSJ or Ibushi wrestle on Raw and the indies/Japan. Will the winner receive a new Cruiserweight Championship?

So far the only ones confirmed (so essentially the only guys signed for now) are Tozawa, Dar, Metalik, TJP, Swann, Kendrick, Gargano, Ciampa, and Cedric. That's your CW division on Raw for the time being.

And as far as we know, the only thing the winner tonight gets is the trophy. No title.

 

[Toki767]

Finally got a new one

I like how they try to make them all the same height.

Although I think aside from Nakamura, they might actually all be about the same height.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

Yeah, dude. 7 out of 10.

This is the best thing to come from that movie

 

[Zach]

This is the best thing to come from that movie

Cool. Why didn't you like it?

Oh, and did I tell you guys I watched Citizen Kane? 8 out of 10.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Post Evolution HHH to short haired HHH is easily his worst period. The desperate attempts to remain relevant were just sad.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

Finally got a new one

To be honest, I'd love if they did properly gather all the current champs and took a photo like this because pretty much all the current champs are a-okay with me.

My ladyfriend and I were both wearing (different, c'mon) Asuka shirts...

 

[Zach]

I don't understand what that gif is saying.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

I don't understand what that gif is saying.

I'm just surprised you wore an Asuka shirt when Bayley seems to be your favorite.

Then again, considering what some Bayley shirts are like...

I can't blame you.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

Cool. Why didn't you like it?

Oh, and did I tell you guys I watched Citizen Kane? 8 out of 10.

*puts shooter's cap on*

I was not at all ok with what I felt was a pretty offensive mix of bad Hollywood plotting, "inspirational drama" conventions, and stomach-churning brutality. Especially when they ended with a Bollywood dance routine.

Also, Who Wants to be a Millionaire is not filmed live.

 

[Menome]

I don't understand what that gif is saying.

Nothing, her lips aren't moving.

 

[Oersted]

I feel like shooting... Hey Zach, did you ever watch Slumdog Millionaire?

I think it's because the links would get randomly changed to pornagraphic imagery.

Aka dickpics

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

Why is Becky Lynch ruining this Miz appreciation club?

 

[Alucard]

Why is Becky Lynch ruining this Miz appreciation club?

And where's Rusev? And New Day?

 

[The Strokes]

WrassleGAF Power Rankings | Sept. 14, 2016

1. BlackFlip
2. KingBroly
3. FlammableD
4. Toki767
5. The Strokes
6. Heroman
7. Kaladin
8. imbask
9. Sibersk Esto
10. Sweeney Tom
11. cordy
12. sf2fanatic
13. DMczaf
14. bjork
15. Mahonay
16. Data West
17. OwensIsNow
18. SomewhatGravy
19. Fox318
20. Sephzilla
21. slightconfuse
22. Biggest-Geek-Ever
23. BewareTheBatsie
24. Zach
25. Snowman Prophet of Doom

Dropped from the rankings: NeoGAF Vince McMahon, klonere

I'm okay with this.

 

[Zach]

I'm just surprised you wore an Asuka shirt when Bayley seems to be your favorite.

Then again, considering what some Bayley shirts are like...



I can't blame you.

Bayley's not my favorite. She's one of my favorites. I imagine she's in my Modern-Day Fave Five, along with Asuka.

But yeah, I probably would've got a Bayley shirt if there were better designs. Mostly because my lady was going with Asuka regardless, so it would've been nice to balance it out. OH WELL.

*puts shooter's cap on*

I was not at all ok with what I felt was a pretty offensive mix of bad Hollywood plotting, "inspirational drama" conventions, and stomach-churning brutality. Especially when they ended with a Bollywood dance routine.

Also, Who Wants to be a Millionaire is not filmed lived.

Eh.

 

[Mahonay]

WrassleGAF Power Rankings | Sept. 14, 2016

1. BlackFlip
2. KingBroly
3. FlammableD
4. Toki767
5. The Strokes
6. Heroman
7. Kaladin
8. imbask
9. Sibersk Esto
10. Sweeney Tom
11. cordy
12. sf2fanatic
13. DMczaf
14. bjork
15. Mahonay
16. Data West
17. OwensIsNow
18. SomewhatGravy
19. Fox318
20. Sephzilla
21. slightconfuse
22. Biggest-Geek-Ever
23. BewareTheBatsie
24. Zach
25. Snowman Prophet of Doom

Dropped from the rankings: NeoGAF Vince McMahon, klonere

I didn't see this earlier.

Middle of the card. I've made it fam.

 

[GunBR]

With Smackdown probably beating Raw on the ratings already in september, how many weeks until they trade AJ for Sheamus and Cena for Titus?

 

[Fox318]

What if I went over????

You just know he's thinking it.

 

[Bluekaveli]

What if I went over????

I'm surprised he didn't try to get himself in the tournament tbh

 

[Mahonay]

You just know he's thinking it.

"If I Pedigreed the winner and crotch chopped I bet it'd pop the crowd."

 

[Menome]

I didn't see this earlier.

Middle of the card. I've made it fam.

Enjoy your best of 17 matches program with Jinder Mahal.

 

[SallyIsNow]

I'm surprised he didn't try to get himself in the tournament tbh

Oh he tried, trust me he tried.

 

[SymbiantXenos]

Face Joe

 

[The Strokes]

Oh he tried, trust me he tried.

He missed his chance when he didn't pedigreed Cedric Alexander.

Also, why is Joe acting like such a face?

 

[Uno Venova]

A sort of face turn for Joe. Perfect for when he gets called up.

 

[SymbiantXenos]

Stop singing over the goat theme

 

[serenewarfare]

WrassleGAF Power Rankings | Sept. 14, 2016

1. BlackFlip
2. KingBroly
3. FlammableD
4. Toki767
5. The Strokes
6. Heroman
7. Kaladin
8. imbask
9. Sibersk Esto
10. Sweeney Tom
11. cordy
12. sf2fanatic
13. DMczaf
14. bjork
15. Mahonay
16. Data West
17. OwensIsNow
18. SomewhatGravy
19. Fox318
20. Sephzilla
21. slightconfuse
22. Biggest-Geek-Ever
23. BewareTheBatsie
24. Zach
25. Snowman Prophet of Doom

Dropped from the rankings: NeoGAF Vince McMahon, klonere

Not even on the list. I thought we were cool, Zach.

 

[Fox318]

I swear I don't think there is a,singlet performer who wouldn't be more over working using the NXT style of ring work and booking.

Honestly aside from the dipshit crowd antics it's a very effective product.

 

[Mahonay]

Enjoy your best of 17 matches program with Jinder Mahal.

I'M HERE TO SHOW THE WORLD I'M HERE TO SHOW THE WORLD

 

[Toki767]

I swear I don't think there is a,singlet performer who wouldn't be more over working using the NXT style of ring work and booking.

Honestly aside from the dipshit crowd antics it's a very effective product.

It's only a style that's been proven to work for like 50 years. Shame Vince doesn't think it'd work for casuals anymore.

 

[Bluekaveli]

Face Joe

....... What.

 

[The Strokes]

He said like three words and I get hyped. Fucking love Nakamura.

 

[Uno Venova]

....... What.

Disregard that lmao

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

....... What.

*SWERVE*

 

[Ultratech]

Not even on the list. I thought we were cool, Zach.

Don't feel too bad, I don't even register on there.

(Guess I gotta beat up on some local talent.)

 

[PHOENIXZERO]

I wouldn't be opposed to NXT being extended to 80-90 minutes, I don't know how many TV deals WWE still has for it and how they'd be affected but it feels like they could use it. It'd also mean they'd have to tape more frequently but that could be a good thing.


God I hope the Fullsail shitheads either aren't there (unlikely) or at least behave themselves. (Also unlikely).

 

[SymbiantXenos]

....... What.

Turned quicker than big show

 

[Ithil]

Why are there Aztecs speaking Spanish circa 1000 AD?

 

[The Strokes]

Don't feel too bad, I don't even register on there.

(Guess I gotta beat up on some local talent.)

I've been here for less than a month and I'm almost at the top of the card.

Roman style push, difference is I'm worth it.

 

[sora87]

Those X's from the refs are so over these days

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

Lol. I hope Nak/Joe 2 isn't a stretcher match.

 

[BeatnikGunsoo]

what the hell is up with fullsail today?