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[Meowzers]

I'm with a fantastic gal, and I feel her gushing, but I have a sneaky feeling she's faking something. Sorry to bring up a lot of dudes insecurities on here.

 

[West Texas CEO]

It's quite simple;

1-2 inches = Micro
3-4 inches = Small
5-6 inches = Average
7-8 inches = Big
9-10 inches = Huge
10+ inches = Anaconda Status

 

[The Pleasure]

You gotta go by the yamate scale. The more she yamates the bigger it is.

 

[Meowzers]

She's got massive titties, but loves my 6 incher. Says she is high maintenance, but only in a relationship kind of way.

 

[ntropy]

if you stick it in, and she feels no discomfort

 

[nush]

Says she is high maintenance, but only.........

 

[Flash Junkins]

Ford F150+Raised up 10"+Don't tread on me flag on back+overly loud exhaust.

IMHO

 

[nush]

It's quite simple;

1-2 inches = Micro
3-4 inches = Small
5-6 inches = Average
7-8 inches = Big
9-10 inches = Huge
10+ inches = Anaconda Status

You move up the scale 2" if you're fucking an Asian chick tho.

 

[Porcile]

It's quite simple;

1-2 inches = Micro
3-4 inches = Small
5-6 inches = Average
7-8 inches = Big
9-10 inches = Huge
10+ inches = Anaconda Status

0.5 inches here. What does that mean?

 

[nush]

0.5 inches here. What does that mean?

That's a clit.

 

[thefool]

Girth is more important than length.

 

[Tschumi]

I've exclusively slept with Asian women (that's the way the cookie crumbled) so I've been huge my whole adult life wahey think I'm around 7..? It gets the job done, that's what counts.

Nush knows what's up

Highlight of my late teens was watching a Chinese girl who insisted she wouldn't cheat on her dude slowly changing her mind while slowly pumping my wang in her kitchen in the late morning

 

[haxan7]

I'm with a fantastic gal, and I feel her gushing, but I have a sneaky feeling she's faking something. Sorry to bring up a lot of dudes insecurities on here.

You feel her gushing?

 

[ipukespiders]

She's got massive titties, but loves my 6 incher. Says she is high maintenance, but only in a relationship kind of way.

Massive titties? Is she slim? Fatties don't count.

 

[Burning Blade]

It ain’t long, but it sure is skinny!

 

[The Pleasure]

Girth is more important than length.

 

[Quasicat]

It’s definitely not that impressive, but I got two kids out of it so it can’t be all that bad.

 

[Mohonky]

Gf hasn't complained yet. So long as it gets up she's on it.

 

[triplestation]

use your legs

 

[squallheart]

You move up the scale 2" if you're fucking an Asian chick tho.

Awww yeah! Victory!

 

[NeoGiffer]

It's quite simple;

1-2 inches = Micro
3-4 inches = Small
5-6 inches = Average
7-8 inches = Big
9-10 inches = Huge
10+ inches = Anaconda Status

 

[T8SC]

It's quite simple;

1-2 inches = Micro
3-4 inches = Small
5-6 inches = Average
7-8 inches = Big
9-10 inches = Huge
10+ inches = Anaconda Status

What if you're:

0-1 inches
2-3 inches
4-5 inches
6-7 inches
8-9 inches

?

 

[haxan7]

I thought girth is more important than length

 

[Kamina]

0.5 inches here. What does that mean?

 

[JimmyRustler]

A week ago a couple of us sat down at a friends house and the gal there explained her experience with a micro penis… I could not bring myself to laugh. Felt sorry for the fella.

 

[West Texas CEO]

What if you're:

0-1 inches
2-3 inches
4-5 inches
6-7 inches
8-9 inches

?

 

[j0hnnix]

 

[Pejo]

If she doesn't start spontaneously lactating then it's too small.

 

[Julius Ibidus]

You move up the scale 2" if you're fucking an Asian chick tho.

 

[AlteredForms]

She's got massive titties, but loves my 6 incher. Says she is high maintenance, but only in a relationship kind of way.

God damn. And she's Welsh too? I love those Welsh women as the good air down there keeps them nice and clean. You want a threesome then let me know, I'll be on the first flight out.

 

[T8SC]

 

[West Texas CEO]

You want a threesome then let me know, I'll be on the first flight out.

hey, I want in on this action, too!

Gangbang? Gangbang.

I'm using the decimal system.

So for example, 1-2 inches includes everything up until 2.9999999999~ inches.

As far as the 0-1 inch category goes, nush already explained that would classify as a clitoris.

 

[AlteredForms]

hey, I want in on this action, too.

Gangbang? Gangbang.

Mannn. Don't bring your dirty Dallas dick into this clean Welsh debauchery.

 

[6502]

The sign of a small penis is looking at such threads / articles, looking at a chart or list in the hope of feeling a slight degree of relief.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Mannn. Don't bring your dirty Dallas dick into this clean Welsh debauchery.

 

[Julius Ibidus]

The sign of a small penis is looking at such threads / articles, looking at a chart or list in the hope of feeling a slight degree of relief.

you have something to confess?

 

[Armorian]

It's quite simple;

1-2 inches = Micro
3-4 inches = Small
5-6 inches = Average
7-8 inches = Big
9-10 inches = Huge
10+ inches = Anaconda Status

I'm around ~6 but the last time I asked prostitute is she does anal she told me my pens is too big

Maybe she meant girth?

That's a clit.

 

[Kilau]

 

[Julius Ibidus]

...the last time I asked prostitute is she does anal she told me my pens is too big...

 

[Revoh]

If you're small, you can increase your penis size. Ask me how I know

 

[nush]

A week ago a couple of us sat down at a friends house and the gal there explained her experience with a micro penis… I could not bring myself to laugh. Felt sorry for the fella.

I was at a friends house when I was younger and there three white girls were discussing the black guys they has slept with. Then this one guys name came up they had all been with.. he didn't measure up to the BBC standard at all. They were savage and what was worse is that there was a few guys in the room as well that could hear this conversation.

That's a whole bunch of people that knew him and now know he has a small cock.

 

[6502]

you have something to confess?

Well, before we compare I am chosing where we measure from ;-)

 

[Halo is Back]

She's got massive titties, but loves my 6 incher. Says she is high maintenance, but only in a relationship kind of way.

 

[EviLore]

Says she is high maintenance, but only in a relationship kind of way.

 

[Julius Ibidus]

thank God i'm too ugly to have to worry about that...

 

[Reptars Revenge]

low post count on GAF

 

[ResilientBanana]

When she says "you can finish" I know she's not feeling it. When that happens, I go down on her, she finishes, then I have my way with her. 90% of the time she's complete.

 

[West Texas CEO]

When she says "you can finish" I know she's not feeling it. When that happens, I go down on her, she finishes, then I have my way with her. 90% of the time she's complete.

Username checks out.

 

[Julius Ibidus]

When she says "you can finish" I know she's not feeling it. When that happens, I go down on her, she finishes, then I have my way with her. 90% of the time she's complete.

ah yes, those dreaded words...

 

[haxan7]

Penises sure at a popular topic on NeoGAF.

I posted my little comment earlier today then took a nice healthy bike ride away from the filthy, dirty internet, and I come back to a whole whopping load of dong posts.