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Penises sure at a popular topic on NeoGAF.

I posted my little comment earlier today then took a nice healthy bike ride away from the filthy, dirty internet, and I come back to a whole whopping load of dong posts.

 

[Julius Ibidus]

Penises sure at a popular topic on NeoGAF.

I posted my little comment earlier today then took a nice healthy bike ride away from the filthy, dirty internet, and I come back to a whole whopping load of dong posts.

 

[ResilientBanana]

ah yes, those dreaded words...

I'm not ashamed of it. We're both just trying to get the job done.

 

[Julius Ibidus]

I'm not ashamed of it. We're both just trying to get the job done.

absolutely, gotta take care of business when it's time to.

 

[Javthusiast]

You gotta go by the yamate scale. The more she yamates the bigger it is.

It's yamete akshually. Or yamete kudasai if she is really getting off.

 

[captainraincoat]

The dark souls knowledge can be made for use in here if your worried about your man meat leaving her unsatisfied

"Get Guud"
and by Guud i mean oral on her ....you nail that part and you dont need to worry about your 2 inch love poker when you can finger and tongue blast her into a set of new bedsheets

 

[TheThreadsThatBindUs]

Sorry, OP. I can't relate.

 

[Kamina]

You gotta go by the yamate scale. The more she yamates the bigger it is.

It's yamete akshually. Or yamete kudasai if she is really getting off.

Stop posting your anime fantasies you pillow rapists.

How to Avoid Becoming a Weeaboo: 8 Helpful Tips

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[Fushitsusha]

When there is no bulge in pants.

 

[haxan7]

When there is no bulge in pants.

I’ve found that usually means it’s tucked under

 

[The Pleasure]

Stop posting your anime fantasies you pillow rapists.

How to Avoid Becoming a Weeaboo: 8 Helpful Tips

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Weaboos never be stylin. They only watch the exotic kancho wedgie.

 

[JimmyRustler]

These flicks are funniest when they are actually true.

 

[Classicrockfan]

 

[LaughingStock]

I have an average PP. But I've been gaining a lot of weight lately. Ever since this covid craze started. It's like my little buddy is shrinking.
I'm afraid I'll wake up someday and I won't be able to find it anymore.

 

[nush]

I have an average PP. But I've been gaining a lot of weight lately. Ever since this covid craze started. It's like my little buddy is shrinking.
I'm afraid I'll wake up someday and I won't be able to find it anymore.

It's not shrinking, it's your fatpad at the base growing. Take preventative measures.

 

[IDKFA]

I have an average PP. But I've been gaining a lot of weight lately. Ever since this covid craze started. It's like my little buddy is shrinking.
I'm afraid I'll wake up someday and I won't be able to find it anymore.

I mean this is the nicest possible way, but lose weight and you'll see your full potential.

A lot of guys think they have a small dick, but it turns out just to be their extra weight hiding their full growth.

Try and aim to get a body with cum gutters. You'll see your maximum length then. Although, getting a body to that standard is hard work, it'll be worth it in the long run.

Also another tip, make sure you shave your undercarriage to be completely bald. Having a forest of pubes is not only gross, but also makes your dick look smaller. Use a razor (carefully!) on dick and balls.

 

[E-Cat]

I have one that she says hurts upon entry and in certain positions when hitting up against her cervix. I consider that big enough.

 

[GymWolf]

People with small penises just need to use more fingers\tongue work.

Now, if you also have small fingers and a short tongue, that can be a problem.

 

[nush]

Also another tip, make sure you shave your undercarriage to be completely bald. Having a forest of pubes is not only gross, but also makes your dick look smaller. Use a razor (carefully!) on dick and balls.

Protip: Give yourself a boner during this process, it makes it much much easier.

 

[GamingKaiju]

It's quite simple;

1-2 inches = Micro
3-4 inches = Small
5-6 inches = Average
7-8 inches = Big
9-10 inches = Huge
10+ inches = Anaconda Status

Psssh! This is Gaf where there is a 12in minimum requirement for entry. Or did that rule get revoked after the split?

 

[Whitecrow]

Psssh! This is Gaf where there is a 12in minimum requirement for entry. Or did that rule get revoked after the split?

Nope. We have a still minimum length as a requirement.

On PussyEra, since masculinity bad, they have a maximum of 3 inches to enter.

 

[Armorian]

Protip: Give yourself a boner during this process, it makes it much much easier.

I have to ask my girlfriend to shave me next time, boner will be much easier to achieve. O will shave her pussy in return. Win-win

 

[Peggies]

I once did it with a guy who's thingy was really really small. It was so small that it was...slipping out the whole time and at one point the guy mumbled something like "oh come man, just stay inside, will you".

These words still haunt me.

Poor him. I really hope he found someone. Maybe a girl with a really shallow vagina.

 

[YoshiMadness]

3 inches is average

 

[OmegaSupreme]

3 inches is average

Maybe in North Korea. We have big dongers here in North America.

 

[nush]

Maybe in North Korea. We have big dongers here in the west.

Corrected.

 

[Jasper_Rose_808]

I now it's a bit off topic, but I've never understood all the insecurities about penis length (at least for people that don't have a micro penis, in that case the situation is understandable). I mean, it's literally something that you can't neither decide or change, it doesn't depend on you. I think that us males should be more worried if we're fat, or not fit or ignorant or with bad social skills, because these are things that we can actually change and depend on us.

 

[nush]

I now it's a bit off topic, but I've never understood all the insecurities about penis length (at least for people that don't have a micro penis, in that case the situation is understandable). I mean, it's literally something that you can't neither decide or change, it doesn't depend on you. I think that us males should be more worried if we're fat, or not fit or ignorant or with bad social skills, because these are things that we can actually change and depend on us.

Cope.

 

[INC]

Just spread her lips with your thumbs, as you're inserting, she'll think its wider than it actually is, plus it all morphs better round ya cock as you let go

 

[Jasper_Rose_808]

Cope.

if you say so man

 

[YoshiMadness]

Maybe in North Korea. We have big dongers here in North America.

Not if you're white

 

[OmegaSupreme]

 

[Whitecrow]

I now it's a bit off topic, but I've never understood all the insecurities about penis length (at least for people that don't have a micro penis, in that case the situation is understandable). I mean, it's literally something that you can't neither decide or change, it doesn't depend on you. I think that us males should be more worried if we're fat, or not fit or ignorant or with bad social skills, because these are things that we can actually change and depend on us.

Girls have the same insecurities with tits. And they have the 'luck' of breast operation being possible and common,

Everyone likes to feel attractive.

 

[Peggies]

Just spread her lips with your thumbs, as you're inserting, she'll think its wider than it actually is, plus it all morphs better round ya cock as you let go

Huh?

 

[Bernd Lauert]

I'm a grower, feels bad in the sauna.

 

[nush]

if you say so man

Of course "Obviously" you don't have a small penur.

 

[nush]

I'm a grower, feels bad in the sauna.

In the sauna, with other men? Unless of course you live somewhere with nude mixed gender saunas, in that case I'm booking a ticket!

 

[Bernd Lauert]

In the sauna, with other men? Unless of course you live somewhere with nude mixed gender saunas, in that case I'm booking a ticket!

Germany. Saunas are always mixed.

 

[nush]

Germany. Saunas are always mixed.

 

[INC]

Huh?

Its ok if you've never been stretched, the average guy can't do this......

Tbh I have no idea what I'm doing, just like my love life

Its like thumbing a marshmallow in a penny slot

 

[nush]

Its like thumbing a marshmallow in a penny slot

Thumb it in slack lad.

 

[INC]

Thumb it in slack lad.

Fake girth that way

 

[Peggies]

Its ok if you've never been stretched, the average guy can't do this......

But why would you use your thumbs for stretching? Isn't the inserting part where the stretching happens?

 

[SidViscous]

Biggest sign of having a tiny one is if you didn't react to this post.

 

[CAB_Life]

I thought girth is more important than length

Why would that be true? A woman/ man isn’t going to enjoy squatting on something disproportionally wide; might as well be using a butt plug at that point. Sounds like something stumpy dicked dudes tell themselves for copium. Conversely some skinny twizzler thing isn’t great either. A AAA dick is thick and long, period.

 

[Julius Ibidus]

Why would that be true? A woman/ man isn’t going to enjoy squatting on something disproportionally wide; might as well be using a butt plug at that point. Sounds like something stumpy dicked dudes tell themselves for copium. Conversely some skinny twizzler thing isn’t great either. A AAA dick is thick and long, period.

 

[INC]

But why would you use your thumbs for stretching? Isn't the inserting part where the stretching happens?

You get 2 extra thumb widths

 

[Peggies]

You get 2 extra thumb widths

 

[Slicker than your average]

You move up the scale 2" if you're fucking an Asian chick tho.

My only time with a Chinese girl was the loudest girl ive been with. The girl was still shaking after pulling out like she had full body tourettes.

 

[nush]

My only time with a Chinese girl was the loudest girl ive been with. The girl was still shaking after pulling out like she had full body tourettes.

Chinese girls are my wheelhouse.