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[iamaustrian]

3-4 times a year
enough for me. they get dirty as fuck again anyway in 2-3 days.

what I'm doing is changing the bedside when it's getting too filthy though. I have a fullsize bed and I put always both blankets and pillows (I'm still used to it from having a beloved woman by side 8 years ago).

 

[Mathunilx]

I am very inconsistent when it comes to this. Sometimes I wait 2 weeks, sometimes a month. Depends on how I feel.

 

[Corpekata]

I have sheets freshly woven for me daily.

 

[DasDamen]

Every 10 minutes an alarm wakes me from my slumber and I wash my sheets and rotate my mattress.

The rest of you might as well be sleeping in garbage compared to me.

Still too dirty for my liking. I now sleep in the bath tub with the water constantly running.

 

[Acorn]

Every 2 weeks - a month for me.

 

[FairyD]

I have sheets freshly woven for me daily.

Wow I don't know how you can slum it like that. I just get a new bed and sheets every day. I don't want to sleep on a mattress and sheets I've already slept on.

 

[riotous]

3-4 times a year
enough for me. they get dirty as fuck again anyway in 2-3 days..

That's.... .. well... ok.

 

[TheBowen]

Every 2 to 3 weeks. I have a king sized bed and its effort putting the duvet and sheets back on

 

[DasDamen]

Wow I don't know how you can slum it like that. I just get a new bed and sheets every day. I don't want to sleep on a mattress and sheets I've already slept on.

You sleep on your sheets? Gross.

 

[MartyStu]

Three days? Sleeping in your filth you disgusting pig.

I wash my sheets twice a day incase I want to nap before I sleep. There might be dust.

I have a dog and she sleeps with me, so for that alone I wash them at a higher rate.

But weekly at the very least is what I would expect.

 

[Kathian]

Weekly? How you planning to iron that shit every week?

 

[The Hermit]

What about the pillow?

I honestly don't know last time I've washed them

 

[riotous]

Weekly? How you planning to iron that shit every week?

Do you live with an Army drill instructor or something?

 

[freenudemacusers]

I have sheets freshly woven for me daily.

I get mine imported from a family of hand loomers living at the top of a remote mountain in Italy.

 

[iamaustrian]

What about the pillow?

I honestly don't know last time I've washed them

I have a pillow filled with 50% goose feathers and 50% sawdust from an arolla pine tree.
I'm not allowed to ever wash them my grandma told me.

 

[Acorn]

I have a pillow filled with 50% goose feathers and 50% sawdust from an arolla pine tree.
I'm not allowed to ever wash them my grandma told me.

If that burst your pipes would be totally fucked. Makes sense.

 

[DiipuSurotu]

What about the pillow?

I honestly don't know last time I've washed them

I change pillow cases everyday as it helps to reduce acne.

 

[bananafactory]

Fucking gross

 

[Acorn]

Do you live with an Army drill instructor or something?

 

[Saint Gregory]

Hmm, I'm so used to having a washer and dryer in my place that I forget that's not standard in a lot of cities. I know when I'm visiting NY it's rare to find an apartment with one inside the unit.

Not sure if I'd be washing my sheets as often if the means to do it weren't right there.

Some of y'all are still disgusting though, but I'm well past being shocked by these threads. By the next one I'll just be silently judging you -_-

 

[imBask]

Weekly? How you planning to iron that shit every week?

why would you iron your sheets

 

[Fat4all]

Once a month

This. Sometimes twice accidentally if I forgot I already did that month.

 

[xenist]

Do they also like to roll around in their own shit and eat from the floor like the animals they are? Three months in the same unwashed sheets?

 

[Glass Shark]

I would honestly never even think about it if I didn't have my wife around to make me act like an adult.

 

[iamaustrian]

If that burst your pipes would be totally fucked. Makes sense.

it would also start to mold as wet saw dust is insanly hard to dry

why would you iron your sheets

hotels and hospitals have to iron the sheets because the high heat reliably destroys the spores of dermatophytes
(i don't iron my sheets. hell, i don't even own an iron)

 

[hydrophilic attack]

Every time I wash, so once every three weeks

 

[StrangeTaco]

That is... absolutely disgusting. I wash mine every 3-4 weeks, but then again I also wear pajamas so they don't get as dirty.

 

[N.Domixis]

I take a long shower every night before I sleep, and I don't even have sex so my blankets are good for months. Like 2 to 3.

 

[pxleyes]

I take a long shower every night before I sleep, and I don't even have sex so my blankets are good for months. Like 2 to 3.

Do you think you don't sweat or shed skin and hair at night?

 

[PaulExcellent]

I shower every night, so once every two weeks when I'm alone.
Since my girlfriend moved into my room, it's every week.

 

[davepoobond]

all of you are disgusting. i wash my sheets every day

 

[Jeronimo Jones]

When I was single I would wash them at least every few weeks, obviously more often before or after I had company coming.

Since my fiancée handles most of the washing now, I don't even think about it.

 

[Astral Dog]

AAAAHHHHH!!!!
😭

 

[totowhoa]

I change them every couple months.

Whatever

 

[User Name Here]

Wait... people wash their sheets?

 

[rhandino]

Depends of the climate and how much "use" they get during the week.

I think I tend to change them once every 2 months =/

 

[Acinixys]

Sheets, pillow cases and duvet covers every month on the 1st

I dunno what you nasty people are doing in your beds that require weekly changes

I shower every night before I get into bed, to get the days grime and dirt off

If you are one of those people who only shower in the morning you need to rethink your life

 

[OmegaFax]

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weekly.

Same. It's routine for me to wash my sheets once a week. Feels fresh and I sleep a little bit better.

 

[eXistor]

Once every other week.

 

[Oveja Negra]

Just like we don't really need shampoo or soap, we don't need to wash the sheets either.

It's nothing more than a modern social convention (most probably pushed by companies), we evolved to resist the dirt, bacterias, whatever.

 

[Kittygirl]

Every Saturday.

I have a small place, and a cat. The litter box is in my bedroom. Enough said.

 

[Engell]

And now we know why they are single...

Every Sunday

 

[Funky Papa]

Just like we don't really need shampoo or soap, we don't need to wash the sheets either.

It's nothing more than a modern social convention (most probably pushed by companies), we evolved to resist the dirt, bacterias, whatever.

I don't feel like embracing smegma any time soon.

 

[paparazzo]

Every 3-4 weeks for me. Also shower before bed.

 

[Hypron]

I wash them when I remember to do it. So thanks OP for making this thread, it's all in the washing machine now

 

[Muffdraul]

I wash my sheets if/when one of the cats pees on them.

 

[El Jaffe]

I do it once a week, but I started doing it when I was a teenager to help with acne, and it just stuck. I feel gross if I don't do it that often now, and find the fact most men do it every 3 months really nasty.

 

[Village]

Every couple of weeks or so for me.

 

[Patrick Bateman]

I wash them when I remember to do it. So thanks OP for making this thread, it's all in the washing machine now

Glad to help.

 

[DERF]

Every week, and if I had the time I would do it every single day. I love clean sheets.