Phonomezer, your mission should you choose to accept it is two fold.
Part 1: The Peeping Tom
Recommended Equipment:
A high quality camera able to take high def photos and video in any environment.
A BIGASS camera lens in order to get those close up shots.
A big LED strobe light in order to get Hyo and Yuri's attention. Make sure it made up of blue or green LEDs to contrast against the wave of pink that is sure to be there.
Objective:
Get close up and personal pictures of Hyoyeon and Yuri. The goal here is simple. Get as many pictures and Non-shaky video of these two as you can. Bonus monies for shots similar but not limited too...
As well as,
Sorry, not a lot of Buxom action from my girl Hyo, she's modest. But you can help change that Phono.
The mission is simple and can be accomplished with very little effort and risk.
Part 2: Are you there Hyouri? It's me, Phono...
This second mission is a bit more dangerous but can potentially bear much more fruit. Your goal here is to sneak backstage into the SNSD dressing room and isolate Yuri and Hyoyeon. After you have done this, you will CALL ME. Once this is done, you will sit in the corner facing the wall while I engage the 2 goddesses in conversation.
There are many ways for you to complete this objective therefore the recommended items below should be considered a loose guideline of things you may need to overcome potential dangers and pitfalls.
Recommended Items:
A Blackjack. Stealthy, discrete and very useful for getting past pesky security.
A wig, in case you decide to take a more subtle approach to get back stage.
Shit ton of Pink Roses.
Can of Alien repellent.
A cute puppy, the cuter the better.
Mission Summary:
This mission has been roughly outlined by experts. All you need to do is hit the following mile-markers and you should be fine. First and foremost, you will complete Part 1 of the mission. It can only be considered complete when the show is over. Once everyone starts to head for the exists, YOU will discretely put on the wig and head for the backstage doors to the right of the stage.
Should look something like this.
Before getting to the door pull out the Pink Roses and have them displayed. The guards will stop you. Simply say, "Chok, ibsure" and they should let you pass. If not, improvise but GET IN. Don't be scared, all this work is so you can get closer to this,
After that you will be in a long hallway. There should be a ton of commotion as the show just ended enabling you to easily blend in with the other fangirl groupies.
Stealthily make your way to the SNSD dressing room, all the girls should inside already resting after their big show. The Agency's extrapolation of the situation projects their manager to be lounging outside the dressing room.
The guy in the Tux.
While he doesn't pose an immediate threat, BlackJack his ass anyway. He deserves it for the amount he makes them work and for letting Tiffany write some of the lyrics for "the Boys". Walk on into the SNSD dressing room. The girls will know you are not supposed to be in there so quickly spray the flowers all over the floor. This should distract Fany.
For the rest pull out the puppy you've been hiding in your pocket this entire time. They should all fawn over it. At this time you are too subtly but firmly lead Yuri and Hyo away from the group. Should the Alien pick up on your deceit, give her a quick spray with the Alien repellent and it should send her scurrying away.
This is the point where you call me and go wait in the corner. Remember, this is just a loose guideline; be creative in the way you accomplish this mission and most importantly have FUN with it.
This is the Mission Phono. For the good of the world, you must complete it. Or die trying...