About 2 years ago I stopped playing Shenmue 2. I loved the first game, and I was loving the second game.. but I got to a point (very near the end actually) where I had to raise 500 bucks to fight a guy. I had 8 dollars in my pocket and started working moving crates with some mongoloid. After 20 minutes of pure boredom and only 150 bucks to show for it, I got mad. Really really mad and stopped playing. I had put up with hunting for sailors, moving crates via a forklift (who ever would have known I would long for the days of forklift driving) and other random BS in this series because when the game shines, it really really really shines. But man there are some lows to get to those highs.
So, I sat down today and decided I was going to finish the game if it killed me. I went to a lucky hit machine, and started throwing money around and doubling up like crazy until I won the 500 bucks because I was not doing that stupid QTE box moving shit ever again. After this I won the fights, and go to the really good final assault on the street gang. The ascent up the tower was really good, there were some good fights, solid QTE's and they did a good job of mixing up the objectives in it. It got really exciting and the final fight was pretty nifty and I was happy.
Then everyting went really really wrong. Instead of the game ending there, something happened. Something really bad. I call it the forest that wouldnt end. I rescued a girl in a river... but instead of the usual Shenmue tactic of letting me do some QTE action, I just watched the game do it. Then I had to walk to a city... but instead of actually walking I just watched as Ryo walked for me. Great stuff guys. Then, they finnaly give me something to do... a QTE dodging shit. Hey, I like QTE's as much as the next guy, but this was really really repetitive. After half an hour of this crap I got to a cave and then got to play a fun game of Virtua pick up fire wood. WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCKING SHIT IS THIS CRAP? Then I got to watch Ryo spar with thin air, and listen to a girl sing.. and the next morning it was MORE watching the two of them walk and talk about stupid shit I dont care about. I KNOW WHAT A FIREFLY IS MOTHER FUCKER, I WANT TO KICK THE SHIT OUT OF SOME BAD GUYS 80'S STYLE, NOT GO ON VIRTUA NATURE HIKE 2K2. After a bit I actually got to control Ryo and play a fun game of wander down a path that looks like every other bit of forest until you come to a dead end. Then, turn around and do the same thing, but when you come to that fork you just passed go the other way.
Then, we come to a landmark. This crazy looking spider tree thing. Good, we finally must gave gotten there. THEN THE STUPID BITCH RYO IS FOLLOWING SAYS "I allways find hope when I see this tree, it means Im halfway to the village" The fact that my controller is not lodged in my TV right now is a testament to my patience. This went on for an hour, the highlight of which being when I heard a mysterious sound of waterfalling and went to explore it.. to find A WATERFALL. Jesus christ, first the guy cant figure out to look at the docks for sailors and now he cant figure out that the sound of water falling is a waterfall. FUCK ME.
Eventually we get to the village where I discover that the game is named after a tree. Lame. Then Ryo is shocked to discover that the phoenix mirror was made in this village, despite the fact that he CAME TO THE VILLAGE BECAUSE THE MIRROR WAS MADE THERE.
The pay off for this 3+ hours of nothing? A floating sword, and two giant mirrors.
Im buying a shotgun and finding Yu Suzuki. He will pay for this shit.
So, I sat down today and decided I was going to finish the game if it killed me. I went to a lucky hit machine, and started throwing money around and doubling up like crazy until I won the 500 bucks because I was not doing that stupid QTE box moving shit ever again. After this I won the fights, and go to the really good final assault on the street gang. The ascent up the tower was really good, there were some good fights, solid QTE's and they did a good job of mixing up the objectives in it. It got really exciting and the final fight was pretty nifty and I was happy.
Then everyting went really really wrong. Instead of the game ending there, something happened. Something really bad. I call it the forest that wouldnt end. I rescued a girl in a river... but instead of the usual Shenmue tactic of letting me do some QTE action, I just watched the game do it. Then I had to walk to a city... but instead of actually walking I just watched as Ryo walked for me. Great stuff guys. Then, they finnaly give me something to do... a QTE dodging shit. Hey, I like QTE's as much as the next guy, but this was really really repetitive. After half an hour of this crap I got to a cave and then got to play a fun game of Virtua pick up fire wood. WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCKING SHIT IS THIS CRAP? Then I got to watch Ryo spar with thin air, and listen to a girl sing.. and the next morning it was MORE watching the two of them walk and talk about stupid shit I dont care about. I KNOW WHAT A FIREFLY IS MOTHER FUCKER, I WANT TO KICK THE SHIT OUT OF SOME BAD GUYS 80'S STYLE, NOT GO ON VIRTUA NATURE HIKE 2K2. After a bit I actually got to control Ryo and play a fun game of wander down a path that looks like every other bit of forest until you come to a dead end. Then, turn around and do the same thing, but when you come to that fork you just passed go the other way.
Then, we come to a landmark. This crazy looking spider tree thing. Good, we finally must gave gotten there. THEN THE STUPID BITCH RYO IS FOLLOWING SAYS "I allways find hope when I see this tree, it means Im halfway to the village" The fact that my controller is not lodged in my TV right now is a testament to my patience. This went on for an hour, the highlight of which being when I heard a mysterious sound of waterfalling and went to explore it.. to find A WATERFALL. Jesus christ, first the guy cant figure out to look at the docks for sailors and now he cant figure out that the sound of water falling is a waterfall. FUCK ME.
Eventually we get to the village where I discover that the game is named after a tree. Lame. Then Ryo is shocked to discover that the phoenix mirror was made in this village, despite the fact that he CAME TO THE VILLAGE BECAUSE THE MIRROR WAS MADE THERE.
The pay off for this 3+ hours of nothing? A floating sword, and two giant mirrors.
Im buying a shotgun and finding Yu Suzuki. He will pay for this shit.