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So I was looking through porn....

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Browsing Limewire, the usual, when I d/l some webcam flick. It's pretty much 7.5 minutes of this blonde girl (who looks really good, 20-something legal) just about begging a "Matt" to be in a relationship with her. You begin with the thought "In this fantasy, you're Matt, and this girl is desperate for you. Enjoy the sights and sounds", right? Well it gets disturbing about 3 minutes in once you realise this girl is obsessed with the guy. Sure if i were him I'd hit it, but that's at the risk that I can't tear ass outta there before she pulls a Cameron Diaz and wrecks me off a bridge with her ; p Talk about a turn-off. And I always wished girls would be attracted to me like this.... now I see it's semi-psycho. Except for the obvious benefit of 7 minutes of nude hotness after muting. That girly voice will forever haunt me, though ::shudder::
 

themadcowtipper

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Try again

This is also older then Dewy beats Truman. The girl was like in 7th grade, pedo.
 
Mr. Spinnington said:
Browsing Limewire, the usual, when I d/l some webcam flick. It's pretty much 7.5 minutes of this blonde girl (who looks really good, 20-something legal)
hahaha, you're so going to jail in the near future
 

aoi tsuki

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You're kidding. She looked in her 20's. Sorry about the old thread ; /
i'm pretty sure we're talking about the same file (psycho_girl.wmv IIRC) and she is/was DEFINITELY not in her 20s. If she is, she probably got snatched up by one of those ILLEGAL TEENS OMGWTF sites a while ago. And if she is, she's one of the most immature 20-somethings i've seen.

Edit: And just thinking about that made me sad. i can't believe someone could be so fixated on someone like that.
 

luxsol

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Holy shit, that chick was 14/13?? She looked at least 19. I guess girls really are maturing faster... and obviously can't handle the stress and becoming completely psychotic.
How the hell did you find out her real age?
 

aoi tsuki

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luxsol said:
Holy shit, that chick was 14/13?? She looked at least 19. I guess girls really are maturing faster... and obviously can't handle the stress and becoming completely psychotic.
How the hell did you find out her real age?
i don't think i have the vid anymore, so i'll have to find it again. She didn't look legal at all, and the immaturity in her speech was another giveaway.
 

shuri

Banned
It was in the news. She had sent that video to her boyfriend, and he leaked it to all his friends.. and well now you know
 
I remember this video from months back too. She was a little hottie but didn't look anything close to 20 imho. I was thinking maybe 16/17 at the time. Scary to find out she was even younger then that.

BTW, anyone ever see the remix version with the music from Requiem For A Dream? It makes a sad, spooky video, into something way more spooky.
 

Zaptruder

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It's funny, because I found the version with dramatic music in the background. Well... not just now, but when it happened months before, before people 'figured out' that she was 13-15 yrs old.
 

aoi tsuki

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SnowWolf said:
Eh, what's this? Can somebody upload to YSI or something, I've never heard of this file :(
No. The girl is jailbait, and she gets naked in the vid. There's more than enough information in this thread to find it on the web.

And yeah, i had the remixed version as well.
 

luxsol

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aoi tsuki said:
i don't think i have the vid anymore, so i'll have to find it again. She didn't look legal at all, and the immaturity in her speech was another giveaway.
LOL, I credited the immaturity as her being a friggin psychopath.

But wow, I guess I'm not that great on figuring out the age of teenage girls anymore. She reminded me of a some girl from last semester and just thought she was her age.

El_Victor said:
Just saw it and that was just so wrong. Beh'
So am i the only person to find her rants as hilarious?
 

dskillzhtown

keep your strippers out of my American football
I remember that vid. I thought it was pathetic that this girl would go to that extreme to get 'Matt'. Now, finding out that she was like 14 or something, that makes it worse. I was thinking 18, 19 or something like that. From what I remember she was pretty hot. I think I only watched it once and then deleted it.
 

mrklaw

MrArseFace
I'm not sure whats worse - the fact that she looked pretty old (easily pass for 17/18), or the sad fact that young girls are doing *that* stuff. I guess they get the impression from the media that they need to be sexy really young, and its easy with cameras everywhere.

Kind of sad.
 

SlickWilly223

Time ta STEP IT UP
Haha I remember that video! Some guy posted it on a forum talking about how hot she was and convinced everyone to download it... until we all realized that she was underaged. But yah that chick fingered herself and went fucking pyscho for this kid Matt, basically.

Matt is fucking retarded, though.
 
I thought this would have died by now ; p But yes, Matt is retarded and so are we for watching it. I'd never want that shit at my inbox/doorstep
 
Gotta be older than 13 or 14. She has a tattoo on the in side of her right wrist which can be viewed at 0:49 and 6:02 of the movie. What 13 year old has a tattoo?
 

ShadowRed

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The kind that makes pornos for their intended lovers. I'm pretty sure it's confirmed that she is really 13 as the file is a bitch to come by even in pornographic circles.
 

jett

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ShadowRed said:
The kid that moske pornos for their intended lovers. I'm pretty sure it's confirmed that she is really 13 as the file is a bitch to come by even in pornographic circles.

Huh, the video in question is all over the internet. :p
 

belgurdo

Banned
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That was creepy. Now how do I delete it off the hard drive? :lol

The FBI always finds out. Now I hope you've got plenty of cork, cuz you're going to federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison!
 
ShadowRed said:
I'm not saying I did see it, but if I did I must have seen it before it was made known that this was a 13 year old girl.

:lol

This reminds me of the E! True Hollywood Story on Traci Lords, which was essentially 2 hours of Ron Jeremy and Peter North going "Dude... we didn't know she was underage."
 

tetsuoxb

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Chipopo said:
she lived in my neighberhood btw.

Fixed. If someone posted a video of me like that, and I was already confirmed psycho, it would be suicide for me.

In other news - Horace Mann Middle represent! (not that I know where that is at all, but the link in the thread is a news story with her middle school name) You should get olimario to come over and sneak some pictures of her... she has to be above the age of consent now.
 
I haven't seen the video, but I don't understand what's so bad or even pornographic about it.

She's a crazy girl who's trying to get some kid at her school to be her boyfriend and goes a little looney in the video?
 
I call ban for next post of video impressions. And don't PM me for this video, God. It's illegal anyway and I deleted it pronto, I really thought she was legal until I posted about this. She IS underage and it WAS psycho of her to make this. Also very fucking creepy. Go watch regular porn like Americans, the kind with no plot but lots of cock
 

masud

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:lol I know people that went to Horace Mann! Just saw the video, anyone who thought that chick could be over 15 is insane.
 

aoi tsuki

Member
tetsuoxb said:
Here is the most relevant question:

If you were Matt, would you have hit it?
If i were 16 or so, most definitely. At 25, i seriously doubt it. Moral issues aside, i'm really turned off by immaturity, though i seem to be attracted to psycho women. But immature psycho women, jailbait or not, just aren't my thing.
 

AlphaSnake

...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
LizardKing said:
Gotta be older than 13 or 14. She has a tattoo on the in side of her right wrist which can be viewed at 0:49 and 6:02 of the movie. What 13 year old has a tattoo?

Hahahaha...what century do you live in, man? Your post really cracked me up for some reason.
 
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