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[GaimeGuy]

Why the hell is Nintendo so obsessed with pointing out how tiny the revolution is? It seems every time the revolution is brought up, Nintendo points out how small it is.

Why?

What the hell is the point in making a home console as small as the revolution?

What the hell is the point in making revolution even smaller than it already is?

 

[demi]

Oh my god.

 

[TheQueen'sOwn]

How else are they going to implant it within someone's brain?

 

[Wario64]

the size of the console reflects the size of nintendo's market share in the console industry

you see how ps3 is the biggest console? makes sense.

 

[Pedigree Chum]

Why the hell is Nintendo so obsessed with pointing out how tiny the revolution is? It seems every time the revolution is brought up, Nintendo points out how small it is.

Why?

What the hell is the point in making a home console as small as the revolution?

What the hell is the point in making revolution even smaller than it already is?

Cause Nintendo fans have small wangs. Think about it.

 

[GashPrex]

the size of the console reflects the size of nintendo's market share in the console industry

you see how ps3 is the biggest console? makes sense.

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[GaimeGuy]

the size of the console reflects the size of nintendo's market share in the console industry

you see how ps3 is the biggest console? makes sense.

Holy shi.... Wario, you're a GENIUS! YOU'VE SOLVED THE MYSTERY OF THE UNIVERSE.

 

[Odysseus]

The Revolution will eventually shrink to the point that it forms a singularity.

 

[monkeyrun]

because Japanese havesmall penis ...

American have Gigantic penis

satisfied ?

 

[demi]

because Japanese havesmall penis ...

American have Gigantic penis

satisfied ?

BUT SONY-

 

[GaimeGuy]

BUT SONY-

Kutaragi is actually black.

 

[Pedigree Chum]

Kutaragi is actually black.

:lol

"KEN IS BLACK?" is the new "REGGIE IS BLACK?"

 

[CosmicGroinPull]

Kutaragi is actually black.

OMGHI2U!

 

[Guy LeDouche]

Cause Nintendo fans have small wangs. Think about it.

laffo

 

[monkeyrun]

BUT SONY-

it's shaped like a vagina you know ....

 

[Slurpy]

That comment from Iwata was dumb.. why make it smaller?! Its a damn console.. its small enough as it is. Id rather they put some substantial hardware inside, instead of shrinking it further.

 

[Monk]

Because they are trying to sell it as a secondary console. I mean who the hell has ONLY a GC?

 

[GaimeGuy]

Because they are trying to sell it as a secondary console. I mean who the hell has ONLY a GC?

*whistles innocently*

 

[Chrono]

Because they are trying to sell it as a secondary console.

Yeah that could be it. Especially in japan where size matters. I mean console size. (edit: that makes no sense. :|)

I mean who the hell has ONLY a GC?

I didn't know anybody would only have a GC but some people on this forum do.

 

[demi]

*whistles innocently*

L O L

 

[mj1108]

Why the hell is Nintendo so obsessed with pointing out how tiny the revolution is? It seems every time the revolution is brought up, Nintendo points out how small it is.

Why?

What the hell is the point in making a home console as small as the revolution?

What the hell is the point in making revolution even smaller than it already is?

It's not purple, it's not a lunchbox. Does nothing make you happy?

 

[GaimeGuy]

It's not purple, it's not a lunchbox. Does nothing make you happy?

You make me happy.