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So yeah, I guess I'm gonna watch porno...

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Matlock

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...with people? What the hell, how did this happen? Apparently some of the volleyball crew watches porno together in the next building over.

Why wasn't I informed this stuff goes on?

oh god, I know what kind of replies are coming

EDIT: THE PEOPLE ARE GIRLS
 

Lonestar

I joined for Erin Brockovich discussion
when someone goes "here, hold this", make sure you look first.

"EDIT: THE PEOPLE ARE GIRLS"

Well then, when they go "here, hold this" reply "with how many fingers?"
 

RevenantKioku

PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS oh god i am drowning in them
Circle jerk!

My neighbors freshman year did this frequently. Kinda weird.
 

DJ Sl4m

Member
Matlock said:
...with people? What the hell, how did this happen? Apparently some of the volleyball crew watches porno together in the next building over.

Why wasn't I informed this stuff goes on?

oh god, I know what kind of replies are coming

Haha, the college years are always crazy and athletes are always horny, esp the girls when they think they can get away with it.

Have an awesome time and don't forget to post the wild night ahead :p
 

explodet

Member
I once walked into the living room and a pair of female friends were watching porn. In the open, no shame, I watched a bit with them.

Observations:

They mostly were laughing their heads off.
They both would say how this girl was ugly, and this girl was ugly, etc.
They couldn't stand the girl-on-girl scenes, and immediately fast forwarded them.
 

explodet

Member
Don't be disheartened! This just my one experience - and I could tell this wasn't something my friends normally did. Obviously this volleyball group of yours has been doing this for a while, maybe they'll be more used to the girl-girl scenes.

Plus, this is the 21st century. More and more chicks seem to be used to the idea of making out together. :D
 

way more

Member
So did they send you an invitation or something? How did that subject come up? I have so many questions.
 

Matlock

Banned
mac said:
So did they send you an invitation or something? How did that subject come up? I have so many questions.

One of the players was talking about the dorms, and the one girl who mentioned the porno bits said that since there were so many girls, and so few guys to talk to, they thought that'd be the best way to get together and talk, etc.

GashPrex said:
this is one of things in theory sounds like a great idea, but is dissapointing in reality.

Just like that FreeIpods site!
 

way more

Member
Matlock said:
One of the players was talking about the dorms, and the one girl who mentioned the porno bits said that since there were so many girls, and so few guys to talk to, they thought that'd be the best way to get together and talk, etc.
I've read that three times and it still seems odd.
 

NLB2

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Matlock said:
...with people? What the hell, how did this happen? Apparently some of the volleyball crew watches porno together in the next building over.

Why wasn't I informed this stuff goes on?

oh god, I know what kind of replies are coming

EDIT: THE PEOPLE ARE GIRLS
A bunch of girls asked me to watch porn with them. I was afraid and ran away 'cause they were fat. College is really fucking crazy.
 

Stryder

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Matlock said:
One of the players was talking about the dorms, and the one girl who mentioned the porno bits said that since there were so many girls, and so few guys to talk to, they thought that'd be the best way to get together and talk, etc.

Ohhh my god, mind if we swap lives for just a little?

Sounds like good times ahead man, keep us posted :D
 

Matlock

Banned
open_mouth_ said:
People should get banned when they post shit like this without pics :)

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Deleted member 1235

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hmmm.

Thats not how my memory of watching porn in a dorm goes at all.
Mines more like this

*all watch porn, no women present*

"Jeez, I'm tired all of a sudden, catch you later guys"

cue that response x10

I did watch the paris hilton Video with my girlfriend and her sister though, that was odd. They pretty much commented on how bored she looked while getting rooted. They went strangely quiet during the blowjob bit. At which point I got to say things like "Jeesus, that looks TERRIFIC"
 

Mama Smurf

My penis is still intact.
Girls ruin porn. They just laugh the whole way through. They want plot or romance or some shit. Horseback riding and picnics and...I dunno...hugging...ugh.
 
One time my friend and I convinced these three girls we met at the mall to watch the GI JOE movie with us. (Its a DVD of the five parter with Cobra La, and blind Roadblock carrying around the degenerating Cobra Commander.) We had just met them. They thought we were funny, and thought it'd be fun to invite us over and watch GI JOE with them. Boy, were they wrong.

It turned out to be one of the most awkward experiences of our lives.
 

Matlock

Banned
Mama Smurf said:
Girls ruin porn. They just laugh the whole way through. They want plot or romance or some shit. Horseback riding and picnics and...I dunno...hugging...ugh.

Okay, let's look at this again:

1. I have a reason to get out.
2. I watch sexually explicit material.

Hey, what's not to like?

HalfPastNoon said:
:lol :lol

i bet the girls are winners.

:lol!

One of 'em looks kinda like Catzgirl.
 

SSGMUN10000

Connoisseur Of Tedium
Your mission if you which to accept it(you better) is too watch porno with the girls get them to make out, take pics and post them.
 

Wellington

BAAAALLLINNN'
Honestly, watching a porn with a bunch of girls.... I'd whip my shit out and whack off. I mean how would they react!? At the very least I'd whip my shit out. :lol
 

Suerte

Member
Wellington said:
Honestly, watching a porn with a bunch of girls.... I'd whip my shit out and whack off. I mean how would they react!? At the very least I'd whip my shit out. :lol

How "cocky" of you! BOOM BOOM! I'm here all week!
 

Matlock

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Haha, knew it wouldn't be long until Mr. "I have a ten inch penir" chimed in. :p

Edit: And what the fuck's this? Some dude posts his picture, and Suerte isn't all over it? Shocking!
 

Boogie

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Cubsfan23 said:
They all hide it from you ;)

Actually, I think it's because half of my floor consists of stressed-out engineers who don't have the time to do wild and crazy things.

But your theory's probably just as likely.......
 

Suerte

Member
Matlock said:
Haha, knew it wouldn't be long until Mr. "I have a ten inch penir" chimed in. :p

Edit: And what the fuck's this? Some dude posts his picture, and Suerte isn't all over it? Shocking!

Wtf my gay-sense is all off this month. Oh wait, that dude was YOU. That explains a lot. :D KIDDING OF COURSE. Erm... *hugs Matlock*
 

Wellington

BAAAALLLINNN'
Boogie said:
Actually, I think it's because half of my floor consists of stressed-out engineers who don't have the time to do wild and crazy things.

But your theory's probably just as likely.......

:lol !

My friends and I always made time to party. Did alright for myself.

Sorry to break the news to you. :(
 

Matlock

Banned
Boogie said:
Actually, I think it's because half of my floor consists of stressed-out engineers who don't have the time to do wild and crazy things.

But your theory's probably just as likely.......

I live on a campus with a 6:1 Female/Male ratio. I live in a dorm complex with co-ed floors.

This is my gift, this is my curse.

Suerte said:
Wtf my gay-sense is all off this month. Oh wait, that dude was YOU. That explains a lot. :D KIDDING OF COURSE. Erm... *hugs Matlock*

:-|

Wellington said:
:lol !

My friends and I always made time to party. Did alright for myself.

Sorry to break the news to you. :(

New York Engineers know how to break it down, apparently.
 

Boogie

Member
Wellington said:
:lol !

My friends and I always made time to party. Did alright for myself.

Sorry to break the news to you. :(

"Break the news"? You're a little late. I have my own personal tormentor for that, eh Cubsfan? :p
 

J2 Cool

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BobbyRobby said:
One time my friend and I convinced these three girls we met at the mall to watch the GI JOE movie with us. (Its a DVD of the five parter with Cobra La, and blind Roadblock carrying around the degenerating Cobra Commander.) We had just met them. They thought we were funny, and thought it'd be fun to invite us over and watch GI JOE with them. Boy, were they wrong.

It turned out to be one of the most awkward experiences of our lives.

How did it become akward? Did you guys become unfunny or something? Sounds like that'd be a fun time and you guys both split up and take a girl. Get a number and get comfortable with em

Yes, you can almost say he's going to be aHEAD...of the game? Ooooooooh. SNAP.

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Hahha, my roomates and I watched Urotsukidouji together specifically to laugh at. I also remember some photoshopping of Anna Ohura's boobs.
 

Mama Smurf

My penis is still intact.
6:1?! Fucking hell!

Do girls like, play with themselves when watching porn (in groups)? I mean, why else would you watch it?

Maybe they're not gonna watch it, maybe it's all a trick and they'll film you when you come to the door to go in the losers who thought they'd watch porn with a bunch of girls collection.
 

J2 Cool

Member
Come on man, you gotta get it going. This oppurtunity is golden. Ask in the most serious of faces "wanna try that?" when you see something good on screen. Or the obvious but route of just whipping it out and beating. Or maybe put a twist on it and bring a towel to do it under and make them get close if they want to know
 

Fifty

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Mama Smurf said:
Maybe they're not gonna watch it, maybe it's all a trick and they'll film you when you come to the door to go in the losers who thought they'd watch porn with a bunch of girls collection.


That's my guess. :p
 
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