AlphaSnake
...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
Hahaha, that was awesome.
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So yeah, I made the most bonehead comment to a girl today (comedy inside!)
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This thread is wildly entertaining.
A few Saturday's ago I was really wasted, and I fell down trying to sit in a chair. This one girl was there who all my friends and me know is slutty, but we never say much to her about it(obviously). Well she was trying to convince me to go to bed. So she's like "come on, let's go to bed. you'll be going to bed with a girl." and though I don't remember saying it(though I also don't remember falling down), I looked right at her and said "No Megan, you have STDs"
My brother and one of my friends said they had to walk out of the room because they were laughing so hard and didn't want to offend her. And the next day she seemed more hurt than pissed, so I felt like an ass. Still feel kinda bad about it. Stupid skank.
A few Saturday's ago I was really wasted, and I fell down trying to sit in a chair. This one girl was there who all my friends and me know is slutty, but we never say much to her about it(obviously). Well she was trying to convince me to go to bed. So she's like "come on, let's go to bed. you'll be going to bed with a girl." and though I don't remember saying it(though I also don't remember falling down), I looked right at her and said "No Megan, you have STDs"
My brother and one of my friends said they had to walk out of the room because they were laughing so hard and didn't want to offend her. And the next day she seemed more hurt than pissed, so I felt like an ass. Still feel kinda bad about it. Stupid skank.
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