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[Escape Goat]

So you've met a hottie and all systems are go until you suddenly learn that they chew tobacco. You don't find it attractive and it disgusts you. Do you hit eject button or put up an ultimatum of ditch the chew or thats it? This has only been after one date too.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

at least you know he spits.

 

[clipunderground]

If she's hot....Hit it and ditch it...

No one want a tabacco chewing girlfriend! *eck!*


edit: wait... "he" Hamburglar is a man lover? oh well... same rule applies I suppose.

 

[aoi tsuki]

No. Just fucking no.

 

[levious]

she's had other dicks in her mouth and you're worried about tobacco?

On a side/serious note, does this disgust the same as smoking?

 

[bionic77]

What is it like kissing a girl who chews tobacco?

 

[aoi tsuki]

It's like chewing tobacco.

 

[siege]

Is this a guy or girl who chews tobacco? The only women I've ever heard of chewing were like 50+

 

[Mama Smurf]

I doubt he knows (in answer to kissing the girl q).

I say bail. But I can only just about put up with going out with a smoker, so if that doesn't bother you, maybe it's ok.

 

[bionic77]

It's like chewing tobacco.

What is that like? Is it like chewing that baseball bubblegum: "Big League Chew"?

 

[Escape Goat]

she's had other dicks in her mouth and you're worried about tobacco?

On a side/serious note, does this disgust the same as smoking?

Smoking doesnt disgust me but its not a pleasant smell. And the red eyes, hoarse voice and darkened skin aren't too attractive either.

As far as kissing him, I couldnt tell he did chew tobacco.

 

[Dilbert]

Bail now. Tobacco addiction is hard to kick -- ESPECIALLY chewing tobacco -- and it's a particularly disgusting habit, in my opinion.

Also, thinking long-term: If you really like this guy and think you could spend a long time dating him, do you really want to worry about the near-inevitable health consequences? Chewing tobacco causes some particularly nasty forms of cancer.

 

[Gek54]

Ultimatum. worked for me.

 

[Mau_Mau]

If its a girl thats chewing tobacco a giant red flag should be raised immediately. Though I'd have to side with the "hit it once, then leave it" group. Any chick that chews probably has low self esteem so you could probably do all sorts of fun things to her in the bedroom.

 

[levious]

Smoking doesnt disgust me but its not a pleasant smell. And the red eyes, hoarse voice and darkened skin aren't too attractive either.

As far as kissing him, I couldnt tell he did chew tobacco.

if you couldn't tell then I'd say it'd be better than if he smoked, given the other affects you mention.

 

[homerhendrix]

chewing copenhagen snuff rocks, everyone should try it.

i had to go through this stuff with every girl i've ever dated, they're not fans. so i've condensed my snuff chewing to only when i play tiger woods or ncaa

 

[Ecrofirt]

When did Hamburglar become gay? Has this been a well known thing?

I guess Suerte's list was right..

 

[Firest0rm]

Hey do you guys wanna see what chewing tobacco does to you? Maybe you can use what I can show as a way to make your friend stop chewing tobacco.

 

[Archaix]

Hey do you guys wanna see what chewing tobacco does to you? Maybe you can use what I can show as a way to make your friend stop chewing tobacco.

Wait, you're saying that tobacco products are unhealthy?!

We must get this news out! Surely the world needs to know! Everybody will stop using tobacco products if they know it can be detrimental to their health!

 

[Firest0rm]

Wait, you're saying that tobacco products are unhealthy?!

We must get this news out! Surely the world needs to know! Everybody will stop using tobacco products if they know it can be detrimental to their health!

Saying it doesn't have the same effect as showing it does. I'm not acting like no one here knows what it does. I'm just saying do you guys wanna see the effects of it? Thats all.

 

[Luscious LeftFoot]

When did Hamburglar become gay? Has this been a well known thing?

I knew, and I mostly lurk :/

Anyway, I don't see how you can expect someone to change for you after only one date.

If you're not happy with his quirks/habits, I say you bail.

 

[Socreges]

The problem with the ultimatum, if no one has mentioned this yet, is that even if the person accepts, they may begin to blame you for robbing them of their desires. It had better be a solid relationship.

When did Hamburglar become gay? Has this been a well known thing?

I guess Suerte's list was right..

I think it was in the Man-Boy Love thread. He is a Man who Loves a Boy.

 

[levious]

Saying it doesn't have the same effect as showing it does. I'm not acting like no one here knows what it does. I'm just saying do you guys wanna see the effects of it? Thats all.

We've all been through health class, why not offer to explain the effects of a 35 mph car crash in super slow motion as well?

 

[Cauliflower of Love]

"Any chick that chews probably has low self esteem so you could probably do all sorts of fun things to her in the bedroom."

Logic Galore.......

 

[Firest0rm]

We've all been through health class, why not offer to explain the effects of a 35 mph car crash in super slow motion as well?

wtf? Why the hell are you acting like I'm doing something bad. Shit I asked if you guys would like to see somethingl, you could have just said no.

 

[levious]

eh, don't take it wrong, just it's probably a general backlash against the whole anit-smoking compaign in the US... I don't like smoking myself, but it's all so "insult my intelligence more why don't you."

 

[Firest0rm]

eh, don't take it wrong, just it's probably a general backlash against the whole anit-smoking compaign in the US... I don't like smoking myself, but it's all so "insult my intelligence more why don't you."

I'm not trying to tell you every little detail. I just wanted to share a few pics that I found while doing a project for my school, and thought that maybe some people would like to see them thats all. I'm not going about saying there thousands of chemicals in each puff you take of that cig. and ever time you smoke your life gets 6 minutes shorter or any of that crap.

 

[Socreges]

I think levious needs his fix.

 

[levious]

no, I meant, everyone knows smoking is bad... trying to inform them is the odd part. Not specifically talking about you.

 

[Drensch]

Smoking is an absolute turnoff. But a chick with a wad of chaw spitting a stream of brown poison? Hell No.

 

[gblues]

Do you want to be kissing this mouth in 10-20 years?

http://www.quittobacco.com/facts/effects.htm

(warning: graphic photos)

Nathan

 

[nitewulf]

people still chew tobacco?

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

i thought i knew ham inside and out......

 

[Escape Goat]

Thats our little secret, Carlos!

And I dont think I'm going to try to do anything with this guy. If he understands why I didn't choose him, then allt he better. If not then he isn't worth my time either way.

 

[nitewulf]

i thought i knew ham inside and out......

reheheheheallly?

just kidding !

 

[Mama Smurf]

What does SO mean anyway?

 

[levious]

Significant Orafi-- Other

 

[btrboyev]

th is gay??? what the hell..add another to the gaymers list

 

[Escape Goat]

Oh good lord, I didn't think me being gay needed a sticky or something. Yes, I'm gay people!

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

Oh good lord, I didn't think me being gay needed a sticky or something. Yes, I'm gay people!

but you know, those capes that you wear around the office make you look so............ garceful? wait, let me looka t your resume again.... yes, yes.... yeah. it checks out fine i guess....

 

[Ecrofirt]

Well, at least you loving beef makes sense now.

robble robble.

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

no, he steals beef and beef products.... for my consumption.
edit: that doesnt sound right, does it?

 

[levious]

and how often do you receive a meat delivery?

 

[Saint Cornelius]

God this thread is comedy gold *wipes tear from eye*

Chaw is naaaaaasty. I chewed in military school when I couldn't have a smoke and I hate myself for it.

 

[aoi tsuki]

Teh Hamburglar is gay?! Oh nos!!!11

 

[Escape Goat]

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

and how often do you receive a meat delivery?

well, the meat man shows up every once in a --HEY!!!! IM NOT--- i mean *ahem* not that there's anything wrong with that...... i mean, nothing at all. oh for the days when everyone would fear me......

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

RELEASE THE MEAT ROBOTS!!! i mean, the killer robots. damn. nobody respecst us anymore .......

 

[Archaix]

I didn't really want to post, but what in the fuck is that picture?!

I don't know that I want the answer.


Anyway...why this thread? It's not as though it was a huge secret(or at least, not an incredibly well-kept one...)

Ah well. The world may never know.

 

[aoi tsuki]

The graphic was aimed at the people that were shocked, not you. . It just happened to be on the first page of images when i searched for "hamburglar".