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Discuss.

 

[HRK69]

I would organize a shootout

 

[Kilau]

I would ask him how Ralph is pronounced Raife.

Spoiler

 

[TommyCronin6969]

Nothing it's his gf now.

 

[Adapting]

He's balding, skill gap.

 

[The Lunch Legend]

 

[thefool]

Call her other boyfriend for help.

 

[IDKFA]

Discuss.

I'd slap him across the face.

I'm bigger and younger. I fancy my chances.

 

[RagnarokIV]

Considering he's a posh bender in his 60s and an actor with no actual fighting experience, probably knock the cunt out.

 

[DKehoe]

 

[Rentahamster]

I would respond with a friendly reciprocal ass slap. If he plays his cards right he can turn that ass slap into an ass pounding.

 

[sono]

Check my gf is filing sexual assault charges

 

[T4keD0wN]

Probably be shocked that i have a gf and visit my doctor to see if i have a memory loss problem.

 

[Days like these...]

Nothing it's his gf now.

You can sit in the chair in the corner of hotel room and play clean up afterwards

 

[Mobilemofo]

Poke him in the eye, insult his father, and headbutt him.

 

[El Muerto]

Ask him if he wants to join and help spitroast her

 

[Kenneth Haight]

 

[rm082e]

Discuss.

Huh, he must be doing a role that needs him to be super sauced up? That's pretty extreme for a dude his age.

 

[N0S]

 

[PSYGN]

I'd slap his ass

 

[bitbydeath]

I'm not that old yet, so, slap his gf's butt in return?

 

[Queso de Grande]

I would congratulate him on his good taste.

 

[Heimdall_Xtreme]

I would organize a shootout

So they can throw you in jail and take all your belongings... .

And if he survives?

 

[Raven117]

Looking good for a dude in his 60s. (Probably on TRT, but at his age, totally understandable. He doesn't quiiiiite look like he is on gear)

(I'm bigger and stronger than him. So, well, words would be exchanged)

 

[Werewolf Jones]

Mashle but it's Voldermort.

 

[Kiwicha]

He'd be so canceled.

 

[INC]

Steal his bus pass

 

[Unknown Soldier]

I would look him in the eye and say to him:

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for pussy, I can tell you this is my girl. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my girlfriend go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."

 

[SpiceRacz]

 

[IntentionalPun]

Ask him not to tell my wife about her.

 

[Audiophile]

Ask him to make me a cheeseburger.

 

[SpiceRacz]

Ask him to make me a cheeseburger.

 

[willothedog]

I would ask him how Ralph is pronounced Raife.

Maybe he would also know why 'St. John' is pronounced 'sinjin'

 

[Dr.Morris79]

Slap her ass too?

I'm all for equal rights.

 

[poodaddy]

He's small, cut yes, but nothing to fear there. If someone with that physique slaps my wife's ass, they're getting bear hugged till I hear something snap, and it won't take long.

 

[Dr.Morris79]

Steal his bus pass

Holy shit, I was actually going to write this, I scroll back up, and there you are

 

[Zathalus]

Destroy his horcrux?

 

[TheUnicornGuy]

Dudes knocking on a bit, maybe push him down some stairs so he breaks a hip.

 

[jufonuk]

 

[FeralEcho]

I would yell that he's a Nazi and that he intends to burn the place down and show everyone who doesn't believe me a pic of him:

 

[Cyberpunkd]

Discuss.

Too bad hobo beard.

 

[Cyberpunkd]

Huh, he must be doing a role that needs him to be super sauced up? That's pretty extreme for a dude his age.

Clean eating, regular exercise, no drugs or alcohol. Easy.

 

[rm082e]

Clean eating, regular exercise, no drugs or alcohol. Easy.

I hope you're joking. He's clearly on gear in those pictures.

 

[DragoonKain]

I'd call him an inanimate fucking object.

 

[DAHGAMING]

Pull out my blade and stab him up the arsehole Turkish style, leave him needing a shit bag for the rest of hes days.

 

[DAHGAMING]

I'd call him an inanimate fucking object.

 

[Doom85]

I'd call the mental institution.

"Hi, yes. Are you familiar with the actor Ralph Fiennes? Well, I'm at the club, you know, the one on 6th St? Yeah, that one. Well, Ralph just walked by me, got a pervy grin on his face, did a downward sort of slap into the air a few feet away from me, and then looked at me and said, "nice girl you got" and walked away. I mean, I was imagining there was a girl with me to help combat my lonely existence, but he couldn't know that, so I'm worried he legit thought someone was there. Clearly he needs some help.

Also, I might need to check in, I hate clubs and yet somehow I have found myself in one with no logical explanation. I guess I must have randomly lost time, blacked out, etc., which is concerning. Oh, you can pick us both up? Fantastic."

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

I'd cast Expelliarmus, of course.

 

[Ownage]