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[GavinUK86]

http://kotaku.com/someone-actually-ate-that-famous-and-giant-gta-san-an-1795140941

Last year, some people became obsessed with an old fast food order that happens in GTA San Andreas. And now, a competitive eater tracked down all the food in real life, ordered it, and then tried to eat it all in one sitting.

Matt Stonie is Youtuber who creates food challenge videos, such as eating a giant bowl of Cheerios. At some point, he came across an internet post that detailed exactly what a GTA character named Big Smoke ordered in-game, and decided to use that as inspiration for one 9000+ calorie mega-meal that spans multiple fast-food restaurants.

His complete order is:

Two number 9s

A number 9 large

A number 6 with extra dip

A number 7

Two number 45s

One with cheese

And a large soda

 

[Murkas]

What must his shits look and feel like?

 

[strafer]

I think I felt my chest move.

 

[deoee]

ok...?

 

[Reckless Onion]

What must his shits look and feel like?

 

[Piers]

What must his shits look and feel like?

RandyMarsh_Poop.gif

 

[Unaha-Closp]

Human's will continue to do stupid shit. It's like our ultimate purpose or something. Yo is something stupid? Yes. Let's do it. Okay.

 

[RecRoulette]

Disqualified. Too many sodas.

 

[Yukinari]

Would you rather eat the Bubble Bass or the Big Smoke is the question.

 

[Zombegoast]

One burger is enough to make me feel like shit.

I can't imagine how he would feel after eating all this.

 

[Tenacious-D]

But why would one do that to oneself? That can't be good for your body.

 

[UnemployedVillain]

It's funny, the soda actually looks like the worst part. I feel like I could eat fries and burgers for days. If get full obviously, but not "tired" of eating them. With soda I'd definitely be good for a while after just 1

 

[SolidSnakex]

But why would one do that to oneself? That can't be good for your body.

He's a competitive eater. It's literally how he makes his living.

 

[CassidyIzABeast]

Me if I ate that much

 

[Defuser]

He makes a right choice by picking Popeye's.

 

[BackwardCap]

Disqualified. Too many sodas.

Every meal comes with a soda.

 

[oti]

Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uslM58-dzsw

 

[The Giant]

Two number 9s

A number 9 large

A number 6 with extra dip

A number 7

Two number 45s

I have no idea what this means? What are you americans on about?

 

[7DollarHagane]

I always wonder if this guy is just blessed with metabolism or if he goes and runs 10 miles an hour later, or if thr human body just has a limit to what calories it processes in one "meal" and the rest doesnt get stored or turned into fat.

He doesnt do this like 3 times a year, he puts up videos few times a month doing this shit.

 

[STILLethal]

Saw lots of his videos, dude is rich off eating and making videos, not a bad life...although the afternath of his binges must feel like cheeeit

 

[7DollarHagane]

I have no idea what this means? What are you americans on about?

Ordering by number removes the shame from asking for garbage poison for your body.

 

[GHG]

I have no idea what this means? What are you americans on about?

When you go to McDonald's (or most fast food places) meals are assigned a number. You can see it on the board and order by stating which number you want instead of explicitly saying what the meal is.

It's not just an American thing either, you can do it in the UK as well. It makes ordering Chinese takeaway so much easier.

 

[Tenacious-D]

He's a competitive eater. It's literally how he makes his living.

I watched some of his other videos. Strangest timeline.

I have so many questions. How do the logistics work though? How do you digest all that food, and how can his stomach even handle that. How is he not seriously over-weight, does he put in 12 hours at the gym to compensate or something? What about long-term effects with that kind of lifestyle?

 

[Ahasverus]

Professional eater? Why is he do thin?

 

[Toni]

I have no idea what this means? What are you americans on about?

Its a rarely seen Mcdonalds communication language that only americans know about. You're lucky.

 

[GavinUK86]

I have no idea what this means? What are you americans on about?

When you go to McDonald's (or most fast food places) meals are assigned a number. You can see it on the board and order by stating which number you want instead of explicitly saying what the meal is.

It's not just an American thing either, you can do it in the UK as well. It makes ordering Chinese takeaway so much easier.

Yup. That's how I order Chinese food.

 

[TimeEffect]

So how much money does he make doing this

 

[Tenacious-D]

So how much money does he make doing this

In one video he said that he made $1000 in his first time during college.

 

[Agent_Carnage]

I feel like I am getting a heart attack just by looking at that...

 

[LongDongJunon]

What the mother fuck would a number 45 equate to?

 

[Dick Justice]

But did he remember to follow the damn train?

 

[Gaspard]

Wish I could each that much with no shame/afterattacks

 

[jett]

How are the bodies of these "pro eaters" not completely internally destroyed beyond all recognition?

 

[Gaspard]

How are the bodies of these "pro eaters" not completely internally destroyed beyond all recognition?

I assume it's because they stay fit on the side and a high metabolism also helps.

 

[Plum]

When you go to McDonald's (or most fast food places) meals are assigned a number. You can see it on the board and order by stating which number you want instead of explicitly saying what the meal is.

It's not just an American thing either, you can do it in the UK as well. It makes ordering Chinese takeaway so much easier.

I've only ever seen it in Chinese takeaways in the UK. All fast food and Indian places I've been to just ask you to say the name.

Though I admit it does make things easier, especially when you're ordering 3+ things in a Chinese or Indian.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Professional eater? Why is he do thin?

How are the bodies of these "pro eaters" not completely internally destroyed beyond all recognition?

I don't know if he does it, but most competitive eaters dramatically cut down their calorie intake before and after the big event.

 

[DarkoMaledictus]

Me if I ate that much

Half a burger and that would be me... I don't touch that crap!

 

[Soph]

He could also just barf it up after a binge to stay fit

 

[itwasTuesday]

I love that the no.45 means they must have 44 other combos on that board.

 

[capitalCORN]

I assume it's because they stay fit on the side and a high metabolism also helps.

As far as I've heard. none of the food is digested. Just a long trail of chewed up mess from one end to the other.

 

[nikos]

Knew it would be Matt. He's a beast.

 

[mugurumakensei]

How are the bodies of these "pro eaters" not completely internally destroyed beyond all recognition?

Calorie reduction before and after + the job probably affords them time to workout so 2-5 hours of exercise per day most likely.

 

[Liliana Eileen]

I have no idea what this means? What are you americans on about?

Except this is done in lots of countries. Nice try, though.

 

[b3b0p]

I always wonder if this guy is just blessed with metabolism or if he goes and runs 10 miles an hour later, or if thr human body just has a limit to what calories it processes in one "meal" and the rest doesnt get stored or turned into fat.

He doesnt do this like 3 times a year, he puts up videos few times a month doing this shit.

It's none of those things. These people aren't snowflakes or unicorns. They are no different then you or I.

They probably just don't eat for a day or more after or very little. Have you ever been sick or nausea to the point where you just can't eat or even look at food or find it hard to even put down for a while? It's probably like that for a week or so after doing something like this. At least that's my experience. There is also energy absorption, digestion, and other factors that aren't easy to measure.

Like you said, he does this maybe a few times a month. Which probably means he doesn't eat very frequently. I know friends, I don't know how, but they go or can go days forgetting to eat. Or so they say. So, maybe and most likely he either heavily reduces is energy intake for days before and after or doesn't eat at all. I've heard of people eating only once a week. It all sounds insane to me, but whatever works for you I guess.

How are the bodies of these "pro eaters" not completely internally destroyed beyond all recognition?

I don't know why you would think anything would get destroyed internally or what you are trying to imply. If something were to tear internally from eating too much I would assume it would be so excruciatingly painful you probably couldn't even eat or do anything at that point.

 

[MaximumSpider]

Smoke ordered all that to stall time for the Ballas to do their driveby. Can he even compete?

 

[RS4-]

I'd probably do it. Maybe not all the pop and the wings lol.

McD combos in the US are small drinks? I do remember them changing drink sizes but it looks halfway between a small and medium.

 

[Lionel Richie]

What must his shits look and feel like?

 

[Acquiescence]

I feel like I'm getting a cardiac arrest just watching that gif.

 

[Bitanator]

Matt Stonie is the number one ranked competitive eater, he has a black hole for a stomach

 

[EvB]

Think of all the calories you save by purely ordering via number. Moving my mouth more than it needs to really burns me out