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[FeedMeAStrayCat]

Ah, fair enough. I think I remember you? There are so many people on this forum though it's hard to keep up. I'm sure not many people recognise me either.

I'm pretty sure I just associated your name with a female, that's about it :lol. I might have been looking at the GAF user pics thread or something, can't remember.

I only sort of know one GAF member outside of GAF, and that was pretty much only on Facebook (messages) anyways. With everyone else... I barely remember anybody or know who anybody is. Besides like Gary Whitta or Devolution or timedog or EviLore. That's about it ahahahahah

I should start participating more on GAF. Usually I post a bunch of times within a few day stretch, and then go for like a month without saying anything. This thread has probably hit my quota for the next 6 months. Perhaps I'll post my pic in the pic thread. Not of the penis though. That's coming to your "inbox".

 

[Rayis]

Says the man with a finger sized penis.

If it were like these fingers it wouldn't be so bad =D

You just want an avatar quote, don't you? Well, I'm not falling for it!

Also, how do you get to 300+ posts and stay at junyah level? I thought it was like 150 posts and then you're allowed on the field to play?

Probably cuz I've only been here since July

 

[HiiiLife]

Good thing im XL.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

Ah, fair enough. I think I remember you? There are so many people on this forum though it's hard to keep up. I'm sure not many people recognise me either.

I feel part of the lesser known gaf. Those that nobody remembers lol

If it were like these fingers it wouldn't be so bad =D

Not at all, It would just be a nightmare!

 

[FeedMeAStrayCat]

No experience, never will have experience. But it's interesting to learn about and talk about. Haha.



Not really! I have nothing to importance to talk about most of the time. D:

Ah, like the ladies then, eh? You're really not missing out with the penis :lol

 

[Uno Venova]

This is a pretty large penis thread.

 

[FallingEdge]

No experience, never will have experience. But it's interesting to learn about and talk about. Haha.

I'm sure you will. Wish you were more confident in yourself. I believe in you!

 

[FeedMeAStrayCat]

I feel part of the lesser known gaf. Those that nobody remembers lol

*bro hug* I'm the same. There may be a few who remember me now because I was posting a lot in the fedora thread, but that may be it hahahaha

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

This is a pretty large penis thread.

.

 

[strata8]

Is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it?

It's impossible not to use it.

 

[Huevos de Oro]

I feel part of the lesser known gaf. Those that nobody remembers lol

Ah, don't be sad. Not Remembered GAF is the best. We can fly under the radar and collectively flex the GAF muscle on threads without the risk of reprisal or unwanted attention that popular users and GAF superstars have.

We lay low and touch our junk without being noticed.

This is a pretty large penis thread.

It's a bit of a grower.

 

[Leeness]

Ah, like the ladies then, eh? You're really not missing out with the penis :lol

Nope, no ladies. Will just never have experience. Haha.

I'm sure you will. Wish you were more confident in yourself. I believe in you!

Nah, don't want it.

 

[Lucian Cat]

I feel part of the lesser known gaf. Those that nobody remembers lol

I recognize you! You pop up in lots of threads I lurk.

Not of the penis though. That's coming to your "inbox".

0_0
Lol go for it. It can be my first creepy pm. Other than FallingEdges he man gifs...

 

[CountAntonius]

Nope, no ladies. Will just never have experience. Haha.



Nah, don't want it.

Really should knock it off.

 

[FeedMeAStrayCat]

Nope, no ladies. Will just never have experience. Haha.



Nah, don't want it.

You are quite intriguing :lol Just not interested in sex.... huh. I've gone through phases like that, actually. Mainly due to depression meds, which I'm slowly weening off of cause they do major damage to the sex life. True story

 

[Leeness]

You are quite intriguing :lol Just not interested in sex.... huh. I've gone through phases like that, actually. Mainly due to depression meds, which I'm slowly weening off of cause they do major damage to the sex life. True story

I'm just not. I guess? I mean, I am, but not with me included. :lol

 

[FeedMeAStrayCat]

Lol go for it. It can be my first creepy pm. Other than FallingEdges he man gifs...

haha yeah not gonna happen. Someone else will have to pick up my slack. Creeper slack.

 

[HiiiLife]

This is a pretty large penis thread.

 

[CountAntonius]

I only creepy pm single ladies.

 

[FeedMeAStrayCat]

I'm just not. I guess? I mean, I am, but not with me included. :lol

That's actually really interesting. You're going to go to swinger clubs and just watch people have sex, aren't you?! Damn, that would be incredibly awkward

 

[Leeness]

That's actually really interesting. You're going to go to swinger clubs and just watch people have sex, aren't you?! Damn, that would be incredibly awkward

Haha no, that'd be awkward as hell. Not a voyeur either.

 

[IISANDERII]

I don't get the thread title. It should be

Good news GAF, size DOES matter

shouldn't it?

 

[FallingEdge]

Nah, don't want it.

Fair enough!

I'm just not. I guess? I mean, I am, but not with me included. :lol

Lol go for it. It can be my first creepy pm. Other than FallingEdges he man gifs...

They were awesome.

 

[Lucian Cat]

haha yeah not gonna happen. Someone else will have to pick up my slack. Creeper slack.

I'm ok with this (not other people creeping on me)

 

[FeedMeAStrayCat]

Haha no, that'd be awkward as hell. Not a voyeur either.

I was just kidding anyways

My sex life is going to be pretty much empty for a long time, I think. I've only had one sexual partner and I'm just about 28. Got married at 20 (met my wife at 17), and it's only been her. However, we're getting a divorce within the next few months or so, and I want nothing to do with ladies right now :lol So I'll be back out in the "dating" scene, which I have practically no experience with, have low confidence/self-esteem to begin with, and like I said, absolutely no interest at the moment. It's going to be a long time :lol ~plays ELO's "Evil Woman" on loop for the next 5 years~

 

[Leeness]

Fair enough!

http://i.imgur.com/dTVKL.gif

I'd just feel so horrible about it! Rather not subject anyone, myself included, to it. Haha.

I was just kidding anyways

My sex life is going to be pretty much empty for a long time, I think. I've only had one sexual partner and I'm just about 28. Got married at 20 (met my wife at 17), and it's only been her. However, we're getting a divorce within the next few months or so, and I want nothing to do with ladies right now :lol So I'll be back out in the "dating" scene, which I have practically no experience with, have low confidence/self-esteem to begin with, and like I said, absolutely no interest at the moment. It's going to be a long time :lol ~plays ELO's "Evil Woman" on loop for the next 5 years~

Sorry for your divorce, that sucks.

 

[FeedMeAStrayCat]

I'm ok with this (not other people creeping on me)

What?! You mean women don't like random dick pics? Preposterous!

 

[HiiiLife]

I was just kidding anyways

My sex life is going to be pretty much empty for a long time, I think. I've only had one sexual partner and I'm just about 28. Got married at 20 (met my wife at 17), and it's only been her. However, we're getting a divorce within the next few months or so, and I want nothing to do with ladies right now :lol So I'll be back out in the "dating" scene, which I have practically no experience with, have low confidence/self-esteem to begin with, and like I said, absolutely no interest at the moment. It's going to be a long time :lol ~plays ELO's "Evil Woman" on loop for the next 5 years~

I know that feel. Just got out of a serious relationship. Now my right hand is my best friend.

Don't judge me GAF.

 

[Lucian Cat]

I was just kidding anyways

My sex life is going to be pretty much empty for a long time, I think. I've only had one sexual partner and I'm just about 28. Got married at 20 (met my wife at 17), and it's only been her. However, we're getting a divorce within the next few months or so, and I want nothing to do with ladies right now :lol So I'll be back out in the "dating" scene, which I have practically no experience with, have low confidence/self-esteem to begin with, and like I said, absolutely no interest at the moment. It's going to be a long time :lol ~plays ELO's "Evil Woman" on loop for the next 5 years~

There are lots of girls here so if you need advice we're just a message away!

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

I was just kidding anyways

My sex life is going to be pretty much empty for a long time, I think. I've only had one sexual partner and I'm just about 28. Got married at 20 (met my wife at 17), and it's only been her. However, we're getting a divorce within the next few months or so, and I want nothing to do with ladies right now :lol So I'll be back out in the "dating" scene, which I have practically no experience with, have low confidence/self-esteem to begin with, and like I said, absolutely no interest at the moment. It's going to be a long time :lol ~plays ELO's "Evil Woman" on loop for the next 5 years~

Come on over to the other side!

Sorry, I kid. I haven't gotten any in a long time. So it can be just as bad on this side lol.

 

[Lucian Cat]

What?! You mean women don't like random dick pics? Preposterous!

Random? No. I prefer to know who they're coming from

 

[FeedMeAStrayCat]

I'd just feel so horrible about it! Rather not subject anyone, myself included, to it. Haha.



Sorry for your divorce, that sucks.

Thanks, and yeah.. it really does. Completely blindsided me. Pretty much shattered my entire world and life, and feel like I'm just stumbling through the fog right now. Silent Hill-level fog. Turok the Dinosaur Hunter for the N64-level fog.

There are lots of girls here so if you need advice we're just a message away!

Thanks I've been very lucky to have 3 friends that I work with that have been very supportive and understanding. All 3 female, actually, haha. I find it easier talking to the ladies than men, actually.

But I do appreciate the offer. May end up taking you up on that some time down the road, haha.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

What's going on guys?... Oh my.

 

[FeedMeAStrayCat]

Random? No. I prefer to know who they're coming from

I'm Timothy Dalton, obviously

 

[FallingEdge]

I'd just feel so horrible about it! Rather not subject anyone, myself included, to it. Haha.

;_;

Random? No. I prefer to know who they're coming from

Hey what do we have here.

oh. yup.

dick pics.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

I'm Timothy Dalton, obviously

You have aged a lot for a 28yo guy!

 

[Lucian Cat]

I'm Timothy Dalton, obviously

Well obviously, but you already said you're not sending any...

 

[Leeness]

;_;

No creys.

Thanks, and yeah.. it really does. Completely blindsided me. Pretty much shattered my entire world and life, and feel like I'm just stumbling through the fog right now. Silent Hill-level fog. Turok the Dinosaur Hunter for the N64-level fog.

Silent Hill fog? Damn. You'll be okay, though! GAF is here for you.

 

[FeedMeAStrayCat]

No creys.



Silent Hill fog? Damn. You'll be okay, though! GAF is here for you.

Just finished watching the Silent Hill movie a few hours ago. Probably why it came to mind. But it's also true. And GAF is quite supportive of it's members. I've noticed that before. It's a pretty great community overall I've been especially proud of some of the heroics in the suicide threads we've had over these past couple years. Not that I want their to be suicide threads, but... you know what I mean, haha.

 

[FeedMeAStrayCat]

Well obviously, but you already said you're not sending any...

No James Bond for you

 

[CountAntonius]

Random? No. I prefer to know who they're coming from

That's what the username is for.

 

[FeedMeAStrayCat]

That's what the username is for.

Go ahead. You first

 

[CountAntonius]

My camera doesn't have enough megapixels for a satisfactory nude pic.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

Well obviously, but you already said you're not sending any...

So, do girls actually like penises?

I heard that was a myth

 

[Valnen]

So, do girls actually like penises?

I heard that was a myth

Depends on the girl. Some do. I know a couple.

 

[FeedMeAStrayCat]

So, do girls actually like penises?

I heard that was a myth

Do you actually find penises "attractive"? I'm straight, and not that I find them ugly or anything, but I'm not sure if I find vajayjays particularly attractive either

 

[I NEED SCISSORS]

I've been doing penis enlargement exercises for a few months and have gone from 5.5" to 6.5". So far girth is only minimally improved, but it's early days and pretty damn good gains so far. This is one of the areas that GAF doubters need to shut the fuck up over - it works, and if i'd listened to GAF i'd still be small and angry.

 

[CountAntonius]

I've been doing penis enlargement exercises for a few months and have gone from 5.5" to 6.5". So far girth is only minimally improved, but it's early days and pretty damn good gains so far. This is one of the areas that GAF doubters need to shut the fuck up over - it works, and if i'd listened to GAF i'd still be small and angry.

PM'd

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

Do you actually find penises "attractive"? I'm straight, and not that I find them ugly or anything, but I'm not sure if I find vajayjays particularly attractive either

I do. but that's not the only thing of course.

I've been doing penis enlargement exercises for a few months and have gone from 5.5" to 6.5". So far girth is only minimally improved, but it's early days and pretty damn good gains so far. This is one of the areas that GAF doubters need to shut the fuck up over - it works, and if i'd listened to GAF i'd still be small and angry.

Are you for real? Ok, so how's the process? I may need this lol.

 

[FeedMeAStrayCat]

I do.

Huh. Interesting. PM'd










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