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Sorry GAF, Size DOES Matter

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HiiiLife

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I NEED SCISSORS said:
I've been doing penis enlargement exercises for a few months and have gone from 5.5" to 6.5". So far girth is only minimally improved, but it's early days and pretty damn good gains so far. This is one of the areas that GAF doubters need to shut the fuck up over - it works, and if i'd listened to GAF i'd still be small and angry.
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Fellow Jelq?
 
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Veezy

que?
I NEED SCISSORS said:
I've been doing penis enlargement exercises for a few months and have gone from 5.5" to 6.5". So far girth is only minimally improved, but it's early days and pretty damn good gains so far. This is one of the areas that GAF doubters need to shut the fuck up over - it works, and if i'd listened to GAF i'd still be small and angry.
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Forgive me, I'm not questioning your honesty here.

However, with the way the American free market works and with American men having an almost insane obsession with the size of their penises (peni?), wouldn't that company be so stupid fucking rich or that technique so well known that there would be no disbelievers? That everybody with a short dick would have already done the work to fix their dilemma?

The existence of God we can debate all day. But penis length, that shit's not circumstanional.
 
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Atramental

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I NEED SCISSORS said:
I've been doing penis enlargement exercises for a few months and have gone from 5.5" to 6.5". So far girth is only minimally improved, but it's early days and pretty damn good gains so far. This is one of the areas that GAF doubters need to shut the fuck up over - it works, and if i'd listened to GAF i'd still be small and angry.
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So... are you gonna share your "technique" with us?
 
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I NEED SCISSORS

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HiiiLife said:
Fellow Jelq?
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Yep.

Look up 'jelqing', people. Forums to visit: Thunder's Place, PEGYM, Matter of Size.

Extending and weight hanging work too.

You have to be dedicated to it though and it takes months to see results, if not years to see a big jump from 6" to 7.5".

But at least it's free and not a scam.
 
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Atramental

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CrazyDude said:
You have to move you hand up and down you penis until it gets bigger. The problem with the exercise is that you have to do it every time you want increase the size of your penis.
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I NEED SCISSORS said:
Jelqing
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Oh. So it does work.

Cool.
 
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HiiiLife

Member
I NEED SCISSORS said:
Yep.

Look up 'jelqing', people. Forums to visit: Thunder's Place, PEGYM, Matter of Size.

Extending and weight hanging work too.

You have to be dedicated to it though and it takes months to see results, if not years to see a big jump from 6" to 7.5".

But at least it's free and not a scam.
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Aw yeah. Jelqing-GAF up in here. Lol.
 
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Charles Foster Kane

Rosebud
I NEED SCISSORS said:
Yep.

Look up 'jelqing', people. Forums to visit: Thunder's Place, PEGYM, Matter of Size.

Extending and weight hanging work too.

You have to be dedicated to it though and it takes months to see results, if not years to see a big jump from 6" to 7.5".

But at least it's free and not a scam.
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How long did it take you to increase? Also, did it require creams or something? Also, you're serious right?
 
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ghst

thanks for the laugh
I NEED SCISSORS said:
Yep.

Look up 'jelqing', people. Forums to visit: Thunder's Place, PEGYM, Matter of Size.

Extending and weight hanging work too.

You have to be dedicated to it though and it takes months to see results, if not years to see a big jump from 6" to 7.5".

But at least it's free and not a scam.
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did you drag your chode in to a pool noodle?
 
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I NEED SCISSORS

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Veezy said:
Forgive me, I'm not questioning your honesty here.

However, with the way the American free market works and with American men having an almost insane obsession with the size of their penises (peni?), wouldn't that company be so stupid fucking rich or that technique so well known that there would be no disbelievers? That everybody with a short dick would have already done the work to fix their dilemma?

The existence of God we can debate all day. But penis length, that shit's not circumstanional.
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I would agree with you if there was something being sold, like an easy fix pill that grows your dick. But in the case of the jelqing technique all the information is freely available online, and as I said it requires a ton of dedication - i'm talking 30 mins a day, 5 days on and 2 days off per week, for anything from a few months to a few years (depending on your desired size and speed of gains). No company would be able to sell that exercise program to the masses, it's for the fanatics who truly aren't happy with what they have.

Charles Foster Kane said:
How long did it take you to increase? Also, did it require creams or something? Also, you're serious right?
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It has taken about 5 months so far. Most of the gains came in the first couple of months but have since slowed down, so I need to adapt my routine. The biggest improvement overall has been erection quality, so it could be that just having a raging boner all the time helped me reach my natural max potential size. Anecdotal evidence suggests that not fapping is beneficial for jelqing, but I don't believe it (and edging and ballooning exercises are just too fun and also provide some gains by themselves).

My girth hasn't changed much, still a bit pencil like, so i'll need to attack that with some girth specific exercises called V-jelqs. I use no creams, only some lube/oil which is necessary to do the jelq properly. I also have a rice sock for warms ups, but other than those two things, that's it. Don't waste money on creams and pills, they do not work (although i'd suggest something like ginkgo biloba and ginger supplements because they are good for circulation). Google "King Pole Erection Tea".
 
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CrazyDude

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Charles Foster Kane said:
You first! :p
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6 inches, which is small for Hungarians. :(

I NEED SCISSORS said:
I would agree with you if there was something being sold, like an easy fix pill that grows your dick. But in the case of the jelqing technique all the information is freely available online, and as I said it requires a ton of dedication - i'm talking 30 mins a day, 5 days on and 2 days off per week, for anything from a few months to a few years (depending on your desired size and speed of gains). No company would be able to sell that exercise program to the masses, it's for the fanatics who truly aren't happy with what they have.



It has taken about 5 months so far. Most of the gains came in the first couple of months but have since slowed down, so I need to adapt my routine. The biggest improvement overall has been erection quality, so it could be that just having a raging boner all the time helped me reach my natural max potential size. Anecdotal evidence suggests that not fapping is beneficial for jelqing, but I don't believe it (and edging and ballooning exercises are just too fun and also provide some gains by themselves).

My girth hasn't changed much, still a bit pencil like, so i'll need to attack that with some girth specific exercises called V-jelqs. I use no creams, only some lube/oil which is necessary to do the jelq properly. I also have a rice sock for warms ups, but other than those two things, that's it. Don't waste money on creams and pills, they do not work (although i'd suggest something like ginkgo biloba and ginger supplements because they are good for circulation). Google "King Pole Erection Tea".
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Or go with the much easier option of going to a psychologist.
 
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I NEED SCISSORS

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Atramental said:
An extra inch couldn't hurt.

Or... maybe it would? Hmm.
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If you are considering doing the exercises, safety is of the utmost importance. Always warm up, never use a grip strong enough to crack an egg, and never jelq over the glans. Also when you stretch, do it till you feel a tug and not any pain (you should never feel pain when doing PE).

CrazyDude said:
Or go with the much easier option of going to a psychologist.
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Actually, coupled with exercise, this made my self confidence much better than years of psychological help ever could. And I got a bigger dick out of it. Unless Freud himself is going to give me a few tugs, it's not as effective imo.
 
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Charles Foster Kane

Rosebud
I NEED SCISSORS said:
If you are considering doing the exercises, safety is of the utmost importance. Always warm up, never use a grip strong enough to crack an egg, and never jelq over the glans. Also when you stretch, do it till you feel a tug and not any pain (you should never feel pain when doing PE).



Actually, coupled with exercise, this made my self confidence much better than years of psychological help ever could. And I got a bigger dick out of it. Unless Freud himself is going to give me a few tugs, it's not as effective imo.
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Which glands? I might try this.

6 inches, which is small for Hungarians. :(
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5.2 :(
 
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Adam J.

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That sounds like a lot of work for an extra inch that will go unnoticed if you already are on the smaller side. Maybe just deal with what nature gave you and move on with your life?
 
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CrazyDude

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I NEED SCISSORS said:
If you are considering doing the exercises, safety is of the utmost importance. Always warm up, never use a grip strong enough to crack an egg, and never jelq over the glans. Also when you stretch, do it till you feel a tug and not any pain (you should never feel pain when doing PE).



Actually, coupled with exercise, this made my self confidence much better than years of psychological help ever could. And I got a bigger dick out of it. Unless Freud himself is going to give me a few tugs, it's not as effective imo.
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And then you will find something else that is wrong about you.
 
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The Anti-Monitor

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It matters if you have a huge impractical thing, a tiny unuseable thing, not anything in between. It's not like anyone will take the time to stop and measure and laugh at you because it was 0.1 too small.
 
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Lucian Cat

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The Anti-Monitor said:
It matters if you have a huge impractical thing, a tiny unuseable thing, not anything in between. It's not like anyone will take the time to stop and measure and laugh at you because it was 0.1 too small.
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THIS! Every guy read and re read this post. This is how the majority of females feel
 
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I NEED SCISSORS

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Dark Stalkers said:
You're just saying that so everyone doesn't feel bad for having a small penis.
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Then again, it's not like most people in here are small. I wouldn't say I was small at 5.5" originally, more like average. There are many many reasons why one would want a big penis despite average being fine. More confidence, competitive nature, better penile health that accompanies the exercises.. and in one or two cases on the penis forums i've lurked, even some racial prejudice like "Asians = small dicks" was the driving force for a couple of guys.
 
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Mr.Squirrel

Tom
Size doesn't matter when a girl doesn't want to hurt your feelings. Pretty much every chick I've smashed all said they like em long and thick. I've heard some wild stories of how they had to break up with a guy or even laughed in his face when they saw how small dude was.

Honestly there's no better feeling than having a girl tell you "Stop it's too deep I can feel it in my stomach"
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JordanKZ

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In my experience it completely depends on the weight and the height of a girl. Shorter, thinner girls tend not to be able to take as much anyway and I've found that I actually hurt my current girlfriend quite a bit if I go too deep. Bigger girls can usually take much more without much of a problem...

It is quite strange how guys tend to be insecure about their penis size. I mean, in practise its more of a case of how long you can last for and how skilled you are with it. Girth and length are just bonuses in many cases. Bottom line, as long as you're bigger than about 5 inches, you should be okay.
 
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