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That's all, really?
Lucian Cat
Kissed a mod for a tag; liked it
You seem surprised
FallingEdge
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Fun topic as I always find it interesting to hear the perspective on this from different peeps.
I hear this all the time.
Girl-GAF around Northern-Europe can come by if they want a free of charge vagina enlargement exercise.
Always-honest
Banned
It depends on a couple of things:
- can the lady get a vaginal orgasm anyway?
- how big is SHE down there? they are not all the same size.
- is she relaxed enough to get the most out of HIS equipment? In most cases it's easier in longer relationships
- technique?
I'm no Rocco, but hitting the cervix and making fluids gushing out of an orgasmic vagina is a pretty normal thing. With all the girls i've been with.
One thing that helps with the ladies: a big cock will impress. It ads to hornyness.
- can the lady get a vaginal orgasm anyway?
- how big is SHE down there? they are not all the same size.
- is she relaxed enough to get the most out of HIS equipment? In most cases it's easier in longer relationships
- technique?
I'm no Rocco, but hitting the cervix and making fluids gushing out of an orgasmic vagina is a pretty normal thing. With all the girls i've been with.
only 4 
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..One thing that helps with the ladies: a big cock will impress. It ads to hornyness.
It depends on a couple of things:
- can the lady get a vaginal orgasm anyway?
- how big is SHE down there? they are not all the same size.
- is she relaxed enough to get the most out of HIS equipment? In most cases it's easier in longer relationships
- technique?
I'm no Rocco, but hitting the cervix and making fluids gushing out of an orgasmic vagina is a pretty normal thing. With all the girls i've been with.only 4
One thing that helps with the ladies: a big cock will impress. It ads to hornyness.
Oh, I get it, your screen name is ironic.....
I Stalk Alone
Member
The ring came off my pudding can.
If your penis has a healthy glow and a good coat why not reward it with a biscuit or a walk in the park.
Only one study. The general consensus is between 5.1 - 5.9 inches.
Yikes. That average really took a hit when John Holmes died eh?
highrider
Banned
i would were it not for the whole indecent exposure thing.
SquiddyCracker
Banned
Pretty much.
The average schlong is definitely not 6+ inches.
The standard deviation of the baloney pony isn't that great either, which means that the vast majority has somewhat of an average dinklejoe
With a penis as handsome as yours it's a crime to keep it hidden away.
Gets some photos of your handsome penis taken and send them out to casting agents. They will get your penis some auditions.
Next thing you know your penis has a walk on part in a Mexican soap opera, then it's upgraded to guest star and then from there it's a permanent cast member...., and from there the sky is the limit baby.
Always-honest
Banned
Huh?
sweetvar26
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Which glands? I might try this.
5.2
I'm a 4.5 I think. Just step your oral game up man, you'll be fine.
SquiddyCracker
Banned
I'm a solid 9.3 incher.
Sometimes I like to balance things on my pizzle.
Sometimes I like to balance things on my pizzle.
CitizenCope
Member
I'm tiny when the thing is sleeping but when it gets angry watch out. A little awkward at things like my recent physical but I could tell the doc was thinking "Don't make it angry, don't make it angry".
Yes ,I call him Reverse Wilson, because you never see much of him because he's always behind something.
encephalon
Member
So for those of you doing the test ... Stop and think about where your moneys been.
Wait. So when your penis is 'sleeping' your body actually decreases in mass?
You'd better get to a hospital ASAP mang because the STD you have appears to radically affect the laws of physics.
I'm not sure that antibiotics alone will clear something that 'advanced' up.
Charles Foster Kane
Rosebud
Never Drink people! I have the most comments in a penis related thread... besides feeling like shit lol
Or think where it's going to go. Measured my penis with this, and now into the vending machine...
Size doesn't matter when a girl doesn't want to hurt your feelings. Pretty much every chick I've smashed all said they like em long and thick. I've heard some wild stories of how they had to break up with a guy or even laughed in his face when they saw how small dude was.
Honestly there's no better feeling than having a girl tell you "Stop it's too deep I can feel it in my stomach"
It's like you're punching my ovaries...
Which also isn't a good way to bring on orgasm.
Charles Foster Kane
Rosebud
Damn you unfair natural selection!
Don't have a big dick but I have never had any complaints and girls seem to enjoy having sex with me so I guess I won't worry about it. This girl I'm seeing now has a "big" vagina though. She has had two kids and I feel like her vaginal canal isn't nearly as tight as other girls I've had sex with. It kind of sucks but it also helps me last longer so ....
Dick threads are so interesting to me. Maybe that means something .
I'd like to be candid about my personal experiences, but I feel like discussing it on the internet will have people immediately think I'm fibbing in an attempt to brag or something.
Aww well, it's interesting just reading up on it.
.I'd like to be candid about my personal experiences, but I feel like discussing it on the internet will have people immediately think I'm fibbing in an attempt to brag or something.
Aww well, it's interesting just reading up on it.
Trojita
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One of the fastest ways to get a bigger member is to lose weight (if you have weight to lose). Some people claim that you can get 1 inch per 15 pounds loss, but I don't think it is always at that number or a dude who weighs 300 pounds that has a decently sized member would have possibly a 10+ inch monster hiding.
TOP SHOTTA
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That's got to be true, actually. I am collecting so much belly fat right now, and I can feel it collected low, gunt area. I know that will come off, but it can't happen fast enough - I know I am doing my self no penis favors by hiding part of my dick behind belly fat like that (see my extreme weight loss thread - actually I have lost 5lbs already but my wedding tackle hasn't grown much yet).
Apart from jelquing (which honestly is probably the grossest term for what women would probably think is an amazing waste of time) the weight loss thing is useful, and a medical fact, but it is PERCEIVED size not actual size.
About 1/2 inch perceived increase in size for every 15lbs lost. It has to do with belly fat settling around the base of the schnitzel. So hey fat guys... let's get on this. I could stand to lose 25 lbs.
Guess who has 2 thumbs and is going running tonight?
m/ (>_<) \m
The guys at pegym are beyond that though.
Jelquing... jesus christmas.
From what I have read, not made up, but read, is that psychologically, women don't see a flaccid penis as a sexual object.
But an erect penis, they do. And larger ones have been basically proven to turn them on more than a small one. It's a visual thing at that point. They do like the thrill, challenge and experience of getting split in half every once in awhile. Most women will admit this if they're being honest to themselves.
Trojita
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SquiddyCracker
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Dick threads are so interesting to me. Maybe that means something
I'd like to be candid about my personal experiences, but I feel like discussing it on the internet will have people immediately think I'm fibbing in an attempt to brag or something.
Aww well, it's interesting just reading up on it.
You have a big spitstick don't you?
TOP SHOTTA
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Yes it did but you forgot to bold "split in half", for betterment of your fun-making.
Trojita
Rapid Response Threadmaker
Shit. Opportunity missed.
Charles Foster Kane
Rosebud
Yep, never ever doing that.
You have a big spitstick don't you?
Hey your back! That's much better!
Tears For Fears
Banned
Date a fucking horse if you want huge dicks, or how about just get fisted? Some people are so fucking gross.
TOP SHOTTA
Member
I assume you mean jelquing. Yeah. Like I said, that term is so fucking gross. I think many people probably do it inadvertently, but the people at that site absolutely have it down to a science, track their progress.
Jelquing looks like it would hurt, and damage tissue and with my luck it would fucking backfire.
Any enlargement I get from weight loss is just a happy bonus. Haven't done the dollar bill test because I think I'm good but REALLY don't want to know. I know I am good width/circumference wise, as I've gotten that measurment done recently.
I think my S/O would probably rather find me full-bore masturbating to than to find me purposely edge'ing myself at 3/4 erect with baby oil all over my dick, telling her I'm jelquing aka tugging my dick till it lengthens.
You have a big spitstick don't you?
Without getting into nitty gritty, I don't really worry about my size.
I guess that's enough detail on that. What I really mean about bragging though is my experience with women and my penis. I haven't had a lot, total of like 5 or 6 girls have really seen my stuff (a couple have seen it through swim trunks that I guess were too tight and commented on it as well, but that doesn't really count) - but they've all said pretty similar things in regards to it.
I don't know if it's a canned response thing though, or if it's some actual consistency in female reaction to size.
I don't think that's fair - sexual characteristics like penis size can have very real effects on how someone enjoys sex - his much it matters depends on a host of variables, but just saying someone who likes larger penises is sick is cruel.
MWS Natural
Member
A woman or man is gross if they want their partner to have a larger penis?
SquiddyCracker
Banned
I think it is a canned response thing, generally, as it is totally dependent on the relative cultural norms of the time.
Or maybe the roman ladies really loved big dicks despite them being viewed as an animalian characteristics, but there's no way we can go back and verify that
With that said, there is definitely room for individuality like with pretty much every other sexual preference. Some might like bigger dicks, heck, some might like smaller ones even if it seems to go against every commonly accepted belief we have. In the end though, I think people (and by people, I mean men) are overreacting.
If I was a sexologist and really cared, I'd just get it over with using the study design I made previously.
TOP SHOTTA
Member
I have yet to read definitive info about what you're implying there. For size-queens that require a huge dick, maybe some thought SHOULD be put into doing something about a theoretical cavernous vagina. I've never read a careful way of measuring that, accounting for elongation during sex etc. But I do think that post-pregnancy sex suffers more from hormonal changes than permanent stretching. Some do, some don't. Kegels are really important for women after giving birth. I do know that.
I think it is a canned response thing, generally, as it is totally dependent on the relative cultural norms of the time.
Or maybe the roman ladies really loved big dicks despite them being viewed as an animalian characteristics, but there's no way we can go back and verify that
With that said, there is definitely room for individuality like with pretty much every other sexual preference. Some might like bigger dicks, heck, some might like smaller ones even if it seems to go against every commonly accepted belief we have. In the end though, I think people (and by people, I mean men) are overreacting.
If I was a sexologist and really cared, I'd just get it over with using the study design I made previously.
I agree that people overreact. There are tons of sexual features that females talk about desiring in their partners, and women vary about what attributes they want in these features as well - but penis size seems to hit some primal thing inside of males. It might have something to do with biology, it's a pretty popular claim that instinctively we associate larger penises with fertility.
My anecdotes are interesting, I think, and I ask girls I sleep with a lot of questions about penises, and they're all pretty candid about it - whether or not my penis size has influenced what they say however kind of makes it a little less "valid" however.
That's why I like online discussions. Especially where girls contribute - they can be maybe a touch not impartial than my friends who don't know my dick size and try to be diplomatic, or the girls who do know my dick size and try to compliment me.
SquiddyCracker
Banned
I think that there's some evolutionary reason for us having larger penises than the other great apes, so there's some merit to the notion that this reason would give rise to a larger penis being seen as more desirable within our species.
On the other-hand, that might just be your regular evo-psych schlock, as it doesn't quite mesh well with cultural perception of the penis (both globally and in time).
I wonder if we might change our mind again on a culture-wide scale, and start promoting the small-penis ideal (micro penis holders rejoice!) like the Romans once did
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