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[SolidusDave]

Honestly there's no better feeling than having a girl tell you "Stop it's too deep I can feel it in my stomach"

Well... that could also happen if they aren't really sexually aroused because only then the vagina will lengthen, thus moving the cervix&uterus up. Providing more space for the penis.

 

[Kinitari]

I think that there's some evolutionary reason for us having larger penises than the other great apes, so there's some merit to the notion that this reason would give rise to a larger penis being seen as more desirable within our species.

On the other-hand, that might just be your regular evo-psych schlock, as it doesn't quite mesh well with cultural perception of the penis (both globally and in time).

I wonder if we might change our mind again on a culture-wide scale, and start promoting the small-penis ideal (micro penis holders rejoice!) like the Romans once did

Romans idealized small penises? That is pretty interesting, most of the ancient penis motifs I've seen seem to emphasize large penises. Heck I remember seeing something on ultimate warrior where an African tribe (Masai I think?) Had these throwing weapons with giant dicks on them.

I would love to know why smaller penises were idealized by the Romans, that shit is fascinating.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

Romans idealized small penises? That is pretty interesting, most of the ancient penis motifs I've seen seem to emphasize large penises. Heck I remember seeing something on ultimate warrior where an African tribe (Masai I think?) Had these throwing weapons with giant dicks on them.

I would love to know why smaller penises were idealized by the Romans, that shit is fascinating.

They were jealous of the people with big penises (that they exaggerated for comical effect) I'm guessing.
That's a slightly unfounded statement of mine though, so I'll have to go search for some sources on that.

EDIT: Nevermind, it might actually be related to their pederast hijinks:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greek_Homosexuality_(book)
http://www.straightdope.com/columns...-greek-art-feature-males-with-small-genitalia

From this vast array of XXX-rated artwork we can make a few deductions about Greek aesthetic preferences, genitaliawise (here I mainly follow Kenneth Dover's landmark study Greek Homosexuality, 1978): (1) Long, thick penises were considered--at least in the highbrow view-- grotesque, comic, or both and were usually found on fertility gods, half-animal critters such as satyrs, ugly old men, and barbarians. A circumcised penis was particularly gross. (2) The ideal penis was small, thin, and covered with a long, tapered foreskin. Dover thinks the immature male's equipment was especially admired, which may account not only for the small size but the scarcity of body hair in classical art. A passage from Aristophanes sums up the most desirable masculine features: "a gleaming chest, bright skin, broad shoulders, tiny tongue, strong buttocks, and a little prick."

 

[TOP SHOTTA]

Not to be crass, but there probably should be an official penis size, penis health, and penis size health thread. That way these can all be rolled into one knowledgebase, from which fairly useful information like the 1/2 inch for every 15 lbs of weight loss correlating to an increase in perceived size, can be gleaned. That's real. And unfortunately so is jelquing. Gross or not. There is medical info behind it. I won't do it, but some do, and claim substantial growth.

This is the 4th thread in recent memory that was about penis size after page 2. This one is 14 pages now, and smells like an official thread. Mods can we make that so, if you agree?

 

[Atramental]

I've once suggested that there should be an general "men's health" thread but it never took on.

 

[Revoh]

haters gonna jelq

Spoiler

I will after reading that stuff up

 

[Always-honest]

Romans idealized small penises?

I think the nazis did too.
Aestheticly

 

[FallingEdge]

I've once suggested that there should be an general "men's health" thread but it never took on.

start it up and I will post.

 

[TOP SHOTTA]

I've once suggested that there should be an general "men's health" thread but it never took on.

This topic is obviously so fucking important to this community (and to almost all men, so it's no knock - it's important to me too!). Why don't we just finally embrace it and then go from there?

It's just a suggestion. I'll get this out of the way since I know it's coming:

 

[Kinitari]

They were jealous of the people with big penises (that they exaggerated for comical effect) I'm guessing.
That's a slightly unfounded statement of mine though, so I'll have to go search for some sources on that.

EDIT: Nevermind, it might actually be related to their pederast hijinks:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greek_Homosexuality_(book)
http://www.straightdope.com/columns...-greek-art-feature-males-with-small-genitalia

Man, that penis is like the opposite of the generally perceived "idealized" penises of today's western world. But... we don't ideals pedophilia either.

I think the nazis did too.
Aestheticly

That's totally random, and the first thing that comes to mind is "did Hitler have a small penis?"

 

[Atramental]

start it up and I will post.

If I were to do it I would want to make a substantive OP but I don't have the time nor the medical knowledge for that.

Also, I'm about to leave my house for my college classes so feel free to make it yourself if you want to.

 

[Van Owen]

I don't think most girls even know the difference between like 5 1/2 inches and 7. Like most girls say their partner is above average, but I doubt most have ever measured their dude with a ruler.

They do know when it's a monster dick though.

 

[TOP SHOTTA]

I don't think most girls even know the difference between like 5 1/2 inches and 7. Like most girls say their partner is above average, but I doubt most have ever measured their dude with a ruler.

They do know when it's a monster dick though.

God damn good fucking point.

Last time I asked the person most familiar with my body how big she thought it was, she said "I don't know? A foot? 9-10 inches?" And I quote.

Immediately, I bluffed, laughing... "yeah I wish", said I!

A foot.
Not. Even. Close.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

I don't think most girls even know the difference between like 5 1/2 inches and 7. Like most girls say their partner is above average, but I doubt most have ever measured their dude with a ruler.

They do know when it's a monster dick though.

Another good point.
Which makes the claims in the research cited in the OP even more ridiculous (we're to believe that they managed to accurately measure the penis size in half-inches without measurement tape?).

 

[Yoritomo]

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=secrets-of-the-phallus

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

I'm about 6 inches, nice girth, and a fat head, and I've never had a problem with my bird slipping out of a woman's vag. =\

What I find funny in some porn is that a guy will have a really tiny bird that keeps slipping out, and has a hard time keeping it in due to how small it is.

 

[criesofthepast]

I'm my girls first and only so to her my schlong is a fucking giant. She has nothing else to compare it to. Winrar.

Spoiler

it really is big though

 

[Count Dookkake]

God damn good fucking point.

Last time I asked the person most familiar with my body how big she thought it was, she said "I don't know? A foot? 9-10 inches?" And I quote.

Immediately, I bluffed, laughing... "yeah I wish", said I!

A foot.
Not. Even. Close.

lol.

Something similar happened to me. An on-and-off ex was telling her friends that I was 11". I just laughed.

 

[TOP SHOTTA]

Spoiler

it really is big though

We're sure.

 

[zlatko]

There's so many ways to get women off now though and incorporate in the bedroom to make your sex life good, that having a huge dick isn't the end all of being good in bed.

I work that shit like a pro, and if it isn't enough, then I go down on her or rub that clit silly.

 

[TOP SHOTTA]

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=secrets-of-the-phallus

Pretty good article.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=secrets-of-the-phallus

The "longfellow as a shovel"-hypothesis never fails to amuse me, but is unfortunately nothing more than a hypothesis.

This theoretical scenario is hilarious still:

If “Josh” were to have sex with “Kate” who recently had sex with “Mike,” in the process of thrusting his penis back and forth in her vagina, some of Mike’s semen would be forced under Josh’s frenulum, collect behind his coronal ridge, and displaced from the area proximate to the cervix. After Josh ejaculates and substitutes his semen for that of the other male, as he withdraws from the vagina some of Mike’s semen will still be present on the shaft of his penis and behind his coronal ridge. As his erection subsides the glans will withdraw under the foreskin, raising the possibility that some of Mike’s semen could be captured underneath the foreskin and behind the coronal ridge in the process. Were Josh to then have sex with “Amy” several hours later, it is possible that some of the displaced semen from Mike would still be present under his foreskin and thus may be unwittingly transmitted to Amy who, in turn, could then be impregnated by Mike’s sperm.

 

[zlatko]

I'm about 6 inches, nice girth, and a fat head, and I've never had a problem with my bird slipping out of a woman's vag. =\

What I find funny in some porn is that a guy will have a really tiny bird that keeps slipping out, and has a hard time keeping it in due to how small it is.

I'm in the same boat. I've slipped out a few times though with my current g/f due to her getting insanely wet. Shit is cray cray sometimes.

I'm half lucky/half not that she can only get off from clit stimulation, and that penetrating is really only for me. I've gotten her off a few times from actual intercourse with a lot of funky thrusting on my end to press myself up against the clit hard enough on each thrust. Tis all jacked up. She told me I'm the only guy who has ever managed to get her off through sex, so bonus points for me.

 

[xKilltheMx]

I'm in the same boat. I've slipped out a few times though with my current g/f due to her getting insanely wet. Shit is cray cray sometimes.

I'm half lucky/half not that she can only get off from clit stimulation, and that penetrating is really only for me. I've gotten her off a few times from actual intercourse with a lot of funky thrusting on my end to press myself up against the clit hard enough on each thrust. Tis all jacked up. She told me I'm the only guy who has ever managed to get her off through sex, so bonus points for me.

I got some bad news for you man....

 

[TOP SHOTTA]

I got some bad news for you man....

I do too.

 

[Always-honest]

That's totally random, and the first thing that comes to mind is "did Hitler have a small penis?"

European Neo-Classical artists revived this aesthetic from the ancient Greeks.
Neo-classicism was huge during the Nazi regime.

There are many stories about Hitler's penis.Even questioning if he even had one.
He did only have one testicle apparently.

She told me I'm the only guy who has ever managed to get her off through sex, so bonus points for me.

She told me the exact same thing... sorry mate.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

All we have to worry about is penis size? Thats it?

The one thing that can't be surgically enhanced!*

*

Spoiler

without some sort of awful side effect

 

[Milchjon]

Best part of this thread is still the "Sorry GAF,..."

 

[Dreams-Visions]

I'm black.

.

Reporting in, Commander.

Also,

"There's such variability in preference," said Barry Komisaruk, who researches female sexual response at Rutgers University. Women who orgasm through vaginal stimulation may indeed prefer longer penises

yep. Hit the back for massive damage.

If you don't know what "hitting the back is"...it's not something you can do so don't worry about it.

 

[FallingEdge]

I was told that I was the 4th guy. Oh well, it happens.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

.

Reporting in, Commander.

Also,



yep. Hit the back for massive damage.

If you don't know what "hitting the back is"...it's not something you can do so don't worry about it.

I don't think "hitting the back" is a very pleasant experience for the receiving end of that act.

 

[Always-honest]

I don't think "hitting the back" is a very pleasant experience for the receiving end of that act.

ask the ladies.

 

[The Anti-Monitor]

ask the ladies.

As if anyone cared.

 

[Davey Cakes]

I'm about average and my last girlfriend orgasmed vaginally, but she needed to be on top.

Seems that women have particularities in general. I wouldn't put too much into penis size. The one thing I can say is that a bigger dick probably makes things easier, but that's it.

 

[Always-honest]

As if anyone cared.

Anyone or any-man?

 

[FallingEdge]

ask the ladies.

They already have and the ladies have responded.

Seems that women have particularities in general. I wouldn't put too much into penis size. The one thing I can say is that a bigger dick probably makes things easier, but that's it.

It is true. Because of my dick, I can make grilled cheese sandwiches easier.

Thank you based dick.

 

[Always-honest]

They already have and the ladies have responded.

exactly..

 

[TOP SHOTTA]

If you don't know what "hitting the back is"...it's not something you can do so don't worry about it.

It's actually called hitting bottom. So don't worry about it.

Spoiler

Many of them don't like it. They like if you can, on occasion, but cervix smashing isn't too high up on most women's most wanted lists.

Also, it's getting punchy in here.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

I think a lot of people need to learn not to utilize everything they learn from pornos.

 

[TOP SHOTTA]

I think a lot of people need to learn not to utilize everything they learn from pornos.

Seriously. To my point about an official thread, the best advice we can get from this and the 4 other penis size threads:

1. Lose some damn weight (for every 15lbs, you gain 1/2 inch of perceived length)
2. Do kegel & pelvic floor exercises (they're not just for your Mom, also don't shit your pants at work)
3. Find someone you are sexually compatible with. Does she/he like your dick? Great? No? Whelp...

I think that about does it. Without surgery or jelquing until you wind up in the emergency room, I think that covers it.

 

[FeedMeAStrayCat]

They already have and the ladies have responded.



It is true. Because of my dick, I can make grilled cheese sandwiches easier.

Thank you based dick.

........grilled cheese sandwiches..... Dicks... Dick cheese.....grilled dick cheese sandwich?

 

[xKilltheMx]

I think a lot of people need to learn not to utilize everything they learn from pornos.

If you dont finish by saying "OHHH YESSSSSSSSS UHHHHH" on her back then it's not sex.

 

[FallingEdge]

Seriously. To my point about an official thread, the best advice we can get from this and the 4 other penis size threads:

1. Lose some damn weight (for every 15lbs, you gain 1/2 inch of perceived length)
2. Do kegel & pelvic floor exercises (they're not just for your Mom, also don't shit your pants at work)
3. Find someone you are sexually compatible with. Does she/he like your dick? Great? No? Whelp...

I think that about does it. Without surgery or jelquing until you wind up in the emergency room, I think that covers it.

I've always wanted to try to do kegals but just too lazy.

........grilled cheese sandwiches..... Dicks... Dick cheese.....grilled dick cheese sandwich?

After sex, I like to share a grilled cheese sandwich.

 

[FeedMeAStrayCat]

If you dont finish by saying "OHHH YESSSSSSSSS UHHHHH" on her back then it's not sex.

You mean on her face. Studies have shown that's where girls prefer the semen to land. Many studies. Obviously. That may or may not have been conducted by me.*




* 1 girl and never, actually

 

[Raxus]

I think a lot of people need to learn not to utilize everything they learn from pornos.

I was wondering why all my pizza deliveries were so mundane.

 

[FeedMeAStrayCat]

I've always wanted to try to do kegals but just too lazy.



After sex, I like to share a grilled cheese sandwich.

A true gentleman

 

[FallingEdge]

A true gentleman

I try, good sir.

 

[xKilltheMx]

You mean on her face. Studies have shown that's where girls prefer the semen to land. Many studies. Obviously. That may or may not have been conducted by me.*




* 1 girl and never, actually

Ah I stand corrected.

 

[NEOPARADIGM]

I read recently it doesn't. Something about the vag being accommodating (imagine that, what with evolution and all) to most sizes, and once "taken," the vag can't really feel the difference; a hard stiff one is a hard stiff one within normal ranges (longer than 4, shorter than 10, average girth), and short of extreme cases (size queens, whatnot) it doesn't matter nearly as much as other things.

 

[TOP SHOTTA]

I read recently it doesn't. Something about the vag being accommodating (imagine that, what with evolution and all) to most sizes, and once "taken," the vag can't really feel the difference; a hard stiff one is a hard stiff one within normal ranges (longer than 4, shorter than 10, average girth), and short of extreme cases (size queens, whatnot) it doesn't matter nearly as much as other things.

Here is a thread you should read:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=494986