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[SquiddyCracker]

I remember reading that the Kinsey study (like most of these, except the korean one) was self reported, so take it with a grain of salt. And he tended to interview some particular cases more than others, so his selection too was a bit biased on the large side.

When it comes to penis size, I think it's pretty safe to instantly dismiss any self-reported measurements.

Just look at how apey GAF gets when it comes to the penis.

I dunno man, an iCock with universal remote functionality and bluetooth sounds pretty cool to me. It could text the missus when I'm horny.

It could also be left with your missus when you need to go to work.

In case she gets horny

 

[The Faceless Master]

guess my new name is buck fifty

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

But how do you adjust for curve? Mine is like a boomerang.

i have a slight upward tilt, not that dramatic.. but i still didn't think about that





(i really need to find a dollar)

 

[A.E Suggs]

I'd like to think I'm in the middle somewhere, but who knows. All I know is everyone I've slept with hasn't had a problem.

Me neither except for one of the guys I dated surprisingly enough. I just think its fair to say it matters who they are really, saying it matters doesn't matter one way or the other is bullshit to me.

Its like one side trying to put you down if their dick size is bigger than yours and the other side telling you you can't be happy when your dick size is big, like you can't be proud of body or something which I think is bullshit. I don't think there is a right or wrong answer to this but whatever this topic wasn't all that serious anyway but people will sure try and make it that way.

 

[arab]

my penis is twenty whole inches wide

 

[Mr Swine]

i thought shape was more important

isnt a horeshoe cock the best one to have??

Horseshoe cock? Haha never laughed so hard in my life xD but honestly, do people with one put it up in their own a-hole?

 

[xxjuicesxx]

Female orgasm? I thought that was a myth?

 

[Raxus]

Shocking news? Internet makes males feel inadequate.

 

[IceCold]

What's the stance on long balls?

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

maybe we gotta stop trying to make our penises larger and start making vaginas smaller

 

[endresults]

Female orgasm? I thought that was a myth?

Orgasms aren't, but female ejaculation is, unless peeing counts as ejaculation.

 

[Atramental]

maybe we gotta stop trying to make our penises larger and start making vaginas smaller

 

[Valnen]

It matters but if you're average most girls aren't going to complain unless you're insecure.

 

[koryuken]

*is 6'4'' black man*

WE IN THERE

I'm white but larger than average. No complains from the ladies...

 

[Sickboy007]

Orgasms aren't, but female ejaculation is, unless peeing counts as ejaculation.

Apparently me and my girl are into golden showers then, I didn't know that.

Female ejaculation is very much real.

 

[Red]

As much as I'd like to agree with "size matters" as a universal positive, it is not something so cut and dry. A bleeding cervix is not really fun for anyone involved, and a persistent but often unmentioned consequence of having a long penis is the gross dipping that happens in many public toilets. Some of us here know how disgusting it is to take a shit and feel, oh what's that touching my... Goddammit.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

maybe we gotta stop trying to make our penises larger and start making vaginas smaller

 

[Always-honest]

Apparently me and my girl are into golden showers then, I didn't know that.

Female ejaculation is very much real.

Yup

 

[Tristam]

Just from the link, can actually do a google search on the subject when I'm home from work.

I hope you realize you're quoting a study from J.P. Rushton, a well-known racist "psychologist" who specializes in comparing the length of the "Negroid" penis to the "Negroid" intellect and behavior. His theses can effectively be reduced to "genetics prove that black people are uncontrollable animals."

If I were black, I would only reference this man to shame him, not bring up his slapdash "statistics" to prove how manly I am.

 

[Lion Heart]

Is there anyone actually here who has less than a 6 incher?

 

[Jzero]

 

[FeedMeAStrayCat]

So I forget that I have two tabs of GAF open. I'm reading this one, leave the room, come back, apparently clicked over to the other tab (about the Samsung Galaxy Note 2) and read this:

Originally Posted by Mudkips:
The humongous size isn't a tradeoff, it's the primary feature.

Yes and no. Yes when you're using it for certain things, no when you're using it for others (that don't require the size) or for general mobility.
Anyway, my dads getting one, I'll have a go with it and see if I might swap my S3 over for one. Right now I'm completely split down the middle, but very much love my S3. Either way, Samsung deserves major credit for this release.

Takes me till the S3 part to realize I'm not reading the penis thread anymore. Jesus lol


EDIT: WOooooo my new name kicked in, yessssssssss

 

[Angry Fork]

All of you insecure dudes should take a moment to think about how women feel all the time since we judge every single part of their bodies. It's pretty awesome seeing this reversed.

Female breasts/ass have no real function during sex and is just about aesthetics, penis length/girth is something men can't control and physically matters during sex. So I would say it's a bit different but I agree that the judging on both sides is sad/pointless and people should just learn to be comfortable with themselves. No point getting mad about something you can't change.

You act like I wrote the article. I always find it hilarious white guys are so quick to champion their dick sizes over Asian men yet downplay the BBC at every chance

I've seen you post multiple times about how big your dick is, how black people have bigger dicks and so on. Every time someone posts polls or opinions that contradict your findings you fight back as if you're personally being offended by the notion that penis size might not matter.

I don't know why anyone would do that unless they were insecure about something else about themselves, as if you feel that all you have is your penis size and nothing else. You sound as if a white guy with a smaller penis stole your girlfriend at some point and you're on some constant fight to defend your honor.

 

[endresults]

Apparently me and my girl are into golden showers then, I didn't know that.

Female ejaculation is very much real.

Your girl has been peeing on you, bro.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

Lmao!

Spoiler

Hey SquiddyBiscuit, It's hard recognizing you with that avatar!

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

lol

 

[SmokyDave]

So I forget that I have two tabs of GAF open. I'm reading this one, leave the room, come back, apparently clicked over to the other tab (about the Samsung Galaxy Note 2) and read this:

Originally Posted by Mudkips:
The humongous size isn't a tradeoff, it's the primary feature.

Yes and no. Yes when you're using it for certain things, no when you're using it for others (that don't require the size) or for general mobility.
Anyway, my dads getting one, I'll have a go with it and see if I might swap my S3 over for one. Right now I'm completely split down the middle, but very much love my S3. Either way, Samsung deserves major credit for this release.

Takes me till the S3 part to realize I'm not reading the penis thread anymore. Jesus lol


EDIT: WOooooo my new name kicked in, yessssssssss

This has got me rolling. Well done.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

Lmao!

Spoiler

Hey SquiddyBiscuit, It's hard recognizing you with that avatar!

I'm turning a blind eye on the bans in the Cunt-gaf thread.

 

[bangai-o]

didnt Hulk Hogan just release his home porno and it was bigger than Macho Man?

 

[nib95]

So I forget that I have two tabs of GAF open. I'm reading this one, leave the room, come back, apparently clicked over to the other tab (about the Samsung Galaxy Note 2) and read this:

Originally Posted by Mudkips:
The humongous size isn't a tradeoff, it's the primary feature.

Yes and no. Yes when you're using it for certain things, no when you're using it for others (that don't require the size) or for general mobility.
Anyway, my dads getting one, I'll have a go with it and see if I might swap my S3 over for one. Right now I'm completely split down the middle, but very much love my S3. Either way, Samsung deserves major credit for this release.

Takes me till the S3 part to realize I'm not reading the penis thread anymore. Jesus lol


EDIT: WOooooo my new name kicked in, yessssssssss

Holy shit LOL!

 

[zomaha]

damn if i could just get in shape, i could gain a half inch or more

 

[Davedough]

For the record, I have a penis.

 

[FallingEdge]

When did we find out about Macho Man?

 

[FeedMeAStrayCat]

This has got me rolling. Well done.
.

You have no idea how confused I was

 

[Sickboy007]

I hope you realize you're quoting a study from J.P. Rushton, a well-known racist "psychologist" who specializes in comparing the length of the "Negroid" penis to the "Negroid" intellect and behavior. His theses can effectively be reduced to "genetics prove that black people are uncontrollable animals."

If I were black, I would only reference this man to shame him, not bring up his slapdash "statistics" to prove how manly I am.

Yeah, and he uses "data from the internet" to compile his researches. The only ascertainable scientific fact we have is that Korean men have small dicks.

Your girl has been peeing on you, bro.

Sorry, but I tend to trust female experience in this field.

 

[Willkiller]

I grabbed a tape measure.

I'm pleased.

 

[bangai-o]

When did we find out about Macho Man?

The OP.

 

[injurai]

I grabbed a tape measure.

I'm pleased.

I bet you measured from the asshole.

 

[MWS Natural]

I hope you realize you're quoting a study from J.P. Rushton, a well-known racist "psychologist" who specializes in comparing the length of the "Negroid" penis to the "Negroid" intellect and behavior. His theses can effectively be reduced to "genetics prove that black people are uncontrollable animals."

If I were black, I would only reference this man to shame him, not bring up his slapdash "statistics" to prove how manly I am.

If you read my posts I already stated I am unable to research for sources because I am currently at work, I just pulled that from the link posted earlier.

Female breasts/ass have no real function during sex and is just about aesthetics, penis length/girth is something men can't control and physically matters during sex. So I would say it's a bit different but I agree that the judging on both sides is sad/pointless and people should just learn to be comfortable with themselves. No point getting mad about something you can't change.

I've seen you post multiple times about how big your dick is, how black people have bigger dicks and so on. Every time someone posts polls or opinions that contradict your findings you fight back as if you're personally being offended by the notion that penis size might not matter.

I don't know why anyone would do that unless they were insecure about something else about themselves, as if you feel that all you have is your penis size and nothing else. You sound as if a white guy with a smaller penis stole your girlfriend at some point and you're on some constant fight to defend your honor.

Or these are just posts that stand out in your mind due to your own inadequacies. But as you said there is no point getting mad about something you can't change.

 

[threetri333]

Is half a foot still good?

 

[FeedMeAStrayCat]

Is half a foot still good?

Depends how large your feet are

 

[xxjuicesxx]

Is half a foot still good?

You'll really wanna get the whole thing in there if possible.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

So I forget that I have two tabs of GAF open. I'm reading this one, leave the room, come back, apparently clicked over to the other tab (about the Samsung Galaxy Note 2) and read this:

Originally Posted by Mudkips:
The humongous size isn't a tradeoff, it's the primary feature.

Yes and no. Yes when you're using it for certain things, no when you're using it for others (that don't require the size) or for general mobility.
Anyway, my dads getting one, I'll have a go with it and see if I might swap my S3 over for one. Right now I'm completely split down the middle, but very much love my S3. Either way, Samsung deserves major credit for this release.

Takes me till the S3 part to realize I'm not reading the penis thread anymore. Jesus lol


EDIT: WOooooo my new name kicked in, yessssssssss

Perfect! Biggest laugh I've had in the thread!

 

[Tristam]

Yeah, and he uses "data from the internet" to compile his researches. The only ascertainable scientific fact we have is that Korean men have small dicks.



Sorry, but I tend to trust female experience in this field.

I thought the Korean study was about stretched flaccid length, which for most men will be significantly smaller than erect length.

I think this borders between anecdotal and empirical, but having lived in Korea for a couple of years and having visited enough post-soccer match saunas to see hundreds of Korean wieners--or enough to form a sample size worth statistical inference--I honestly don't see the huge difference between Koreans and anyone else. There are dudes with small dicks, average size dicks, and there are well-hung guys.

If you read my posts I already stated I am unable to research for sources because I am currently at work, I just pulled that from the link posted earlier.

Or these are just posts that stand out in your mind due to your own inadequacies. But as you said there is no point getting mad about something you can't change.

I would recommend you cite carefully because Rushton cobbles together these studies to suggest that black men aren't, in fact, men--that they are instead sub-human. From a purely humanist standpoint I find his work deeply offensive; I can't imagine how I would feel reading it if I were black.

 

[A.E Suggs]

So I would say it's a bit different but I agree that the judging on both sides is sad/pointless and people should just learn to be comfortable with themselves. No point getting mad about something you can't change.

I posted something similar but no one listens to me .

 

[KillGore]

Shouldn't they take into account a woman's size as well? A 6 inch penis should be pretty big for a 5 foot tall woman, while relatively small for a 6 foot tall woman.

also, my fiancé has only had one sexual partner (me), so my 6 incher has no competition, feels good.

 

[Willkiller]

I bet you measured from the asshole.

The trick is to push the end really far into your belly. Sucking in air helps a lot.

 

[Kevtones]

I go by dick-to-total weight %.

My dick (stem) weighs 4 pounds and I weigh 142. Puts me at 2.81% which is well above the 0.03% average.

 

[FeedMeAStrayCat]

Perfect! Biggest laugh I've had in the thread!

I completely lost it at the "My dad is getting one" part

 

[Angry Fork]

Or these are just posts that stand out in your mind due to your own inadequacies. But as you said there is no point getting mad about something you can't change.

The posts standout because it's the only ones you've been making. Nobody else on gaf goes to such great lengths to prove black people have bigger dicks.