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Sorry GAF, Size DOES Matter

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MrToughPants

Brian Burke punched my mom
KillGore said:
Shouldn't they take into account a woman's size as well? A 6 inch penis should be pretty big for a 5 foot tall woman, while relatively small for a 6 foot tall woman.

also, my fiancé has only had one sexual partner (me), so my 6 incher has no competition, feels good.
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Studies should also take into account the man's physical size. A man who is heavy set with high body fat will very likely have a gut where the lower abdominals are, full penetration is almost impossible because that layer of fat is stopping the penis from entering the vagina. So in essence, overweight people have to compensate for their body size with larger penises.
 
Carnby

Carnby

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Indeed it does. Indeed it does...
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MWS Natural

Member
Angry Fork said:
The posts standout because it's the only ones you've been making. Nobody else on gaf goes to such great lengths to prove black people have bigger dicks.
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Out of the 10k posts I've made on GAF about countless topics if posts of me talking about my dick is what stands out in your mind then that says a lot about your mindset and insecurities.
 
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pestul

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I wonder if this is anything like the video game review study where exposure to review scores (or in this case the medias influence on huge penis = awesome) effected their perception of it? Nah.. probably not lol. Buy yeah, probably a little. It makes you wonder what the results of this survey would be 25yrs ago and 25yrs from now. My guess is 90% of women will want large penises in 25yrs.. thank God I'm married.
 
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AdventureRacing

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Was this ever in doubt? I don't think anyone ever questioned that some women prefer bigger dicks. This article suggests only 33% of women do though so it's not like guys with small dicks are completely out of luck.

There is no doubt it helps but you don't need one and guys should really just focus on using what they have because nothing is going to change.
 
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SquiddyCracker

Banned
KillGore said:
Shouldn't they take into account a woman's size as well? A 6 inch penis should be pretty big for a 5 foot tall woman, while relatively small for a 6 foot tall woman.

also, my fiancé has only had one sexual partner (me), so my 6 incher has no competition, feels good.
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Another good point.

So for a proper study, we would first need to measure the depth and width of the vagina of the participating women. Next, we'd need researchers to measure the length and girth of the penises of the participating men.

We'd use the same group of women for control, by making them have purely vaginal penetrative sex with the male participants whilst blind-folded, and then make them have sex with the same group of men whilst being able to see the penis they're being penetrated by. While the two participants have sex, they are not to touch each other in order to reduce potential confounding variables. The woman may pick a suitable sexual position (e.g, on her back/stomach/side), but will need to maintain the same position for the duration of each specific sexual copulation - and for each male partner.

During, and after, penetration, the pleasure of the women will be measured using heat cameras, internal convulsion tests, and various other biometrics. In addition to this women will be asked to rank each penetration on a scale from 1 to 10, where 1 is unpleasant and 10 is pleasant, after each act of penetrative sex.
 
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twobear

sputum-flecked apoplexy
Charles Foster Kane said:
Well it does matter to most. It depends on the guy I guess.
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I feel that big dicks are like a visual thing more than a physical thing. If the choice presented itself I'd rather swing off a decent 7 than a girthy 9, for instance.

One of my friends is big enough that he's basically always the de facto bottom, that must be a bit shit.
 
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Übermatik

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A.E Suggs said:
Me neither except for one of the guys I dated surprisingly enough. I just think its fair to say it matters who they are really, saying it matters doesn't matter one way or the other is bullshit to me.

Its like one side trying to put you down if their dick size is bigger than yours and the other side telling you you can't be happy when your dick size is big, like you can't be proud of body or something which I think is bullshit. I don't think there is a right or wrong answer to this but whatever this topic wasn't all that serious anyway but people will sure try and make it that way.
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Amen, I'm fine with my body and how it functions, and I know size doesn't matter. It's about the experience.
 
Angry Fork

Angry Fork

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MWS Natural said:
Out of the 10k posts I've made on GAF about countless topics if posts of me talking about my dick is what stands out in your mind then that says a lot about your mindset and insecurities.
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I obviously meant penis/sexualixed threads because talking about dicks in a politics thread wouldn't make sense. Reduce 10k to however many were in penis threads then check what percentage of those are 'my dick is big' posts. Compare that to the one time I've now called you out on it to see who's spending more time obsessed over it.

It's easy to have a good memory when all you have to remember is one guy saying the same thing over and over while everyone else laughs, like Manos and his gun posts. But now you may say because I'm insecure I only remember posts in penis threads so if this is just going to be a continued ring around the rosie thing I'll stop now.
 
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Charles Foster Kane

Rosebud
godelsmetric said:
I feel that big dicks are like a visual thing more than a physical thing. If the choice presented itself I'd rather swing off a decent 7 than a girthy 9, for instance.

One of my friends is big enough that he's basically always the de facto bottom, that must be a bit shit.
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Damn dude, that's a bit strong for the thread. :p

But yes, might be more of a visual thing. Again, it depends.
I'd rather meet a normal guy who knows his thing than a bigger soft/flaccid guy
 
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Übermatik

Member
Last time I saw an article on it, it said the average penis size for a male was 5.2-5.8 inches...? This could have been global average...
 
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Stet

Banned
godelsmetric said:
I feel that big dicks are like a visual thing more than a physical thing. If the choice presented itself I'd rather swing off a decent 7 than a girthy 9, for instance.

One of my friends is big enough that he's basically always the de facto bottom, that must be a bit shit.
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i bet it's shittier for the top.
 
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twobear

sputum-flecked apoplexy
Charles Foster Kane said:
Damn dude, that's a bit strong for the thread. :p

But yes, might be more of a visual thing. Again, it depends.
I'd rather meet a normal guy who knows his thing than a bigger soft/flaccid guy
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A bit strong? It's a thread about dicks. It was perfectly in line with the content of the thread!
 
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SquiddyCracker

Banned
ReturnOfTheRAT said:
To measure girth I should wrap a string around my penis? Nothing could go wrong....
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No, no, no.
To measure girth, you need to dip your cock in a jug of matter filled to the brim, and weigh the amount of water that flower over the edge.

Then you take that number, and divide it by the length of your cock (from the taint).
 
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KillGore

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SquiddyBiscuit said:
Another good point.

So for a proper study, we would first need to measure the depth and width of the vagina of the participating women. Next, we'd need researchers to measure the length and girth of the penises of the participating men.

We'd use the same group of women for control, by making them have purely vaginal penetrative sex with the male participants whilst blind-folded, and then make them have sex with the same group of men whilst being able to see the penis they're being penetrated by. While the two participants have sex, they are not to touch each other in order to reduce potential confounding variables. The woman may pick a suitable sexual position (e.g, on her back/stomach/side), but will need to maintain the same position for the duration of each specific sexual copulation - and for each male partner.

During, and after, penetration, the pleasure of the women will be measured using heat cameras, internal convulsion tests, and various other biometrics. In addition to this women will be asked to rank each penetration on a scale from 1 to 10, where 1 is unpleasant and 10 is pleasant, after each act of penetrative sex.
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haha this is perfect, let's do it GAF
 
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twobear

sputum-flecked apoplexy
Charles Foster Kane said:
Lmao.



Interesting.

lol. thread's been pretty funny.
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I dunno how far is too far but anyway, here is a thing from this tumblr I love, Death and Dumb. The guy that runs it has a gigantic dick.

[...]I love fucking and I love being fucked and I love sucking cock. I think I prefer that than actually getting a blow-job. Partly because I am AMAZING at giving head. But mostly because sucking my dick is a little like trying to fellate a small boat. Seeing someone do it for the first time is a little cringe, and usually fucking painful. You know when you’re at a restaurant and you are so hungry and think “Fuck it, Yeah I’m gonna get loads and eat it ALL.” You go and order the hugest fucking meal and then eat it and think “What the fuck, Oh shit, I feel sick. I cant eat this. I’ve ordered too much. My jaw hurts. FML” And you have a bit of a food panic… Its a little like that I imagine! Ha! I just feel sorry for the poor lad on the end of my dick and after about 2 minutes say something like “Wonderful, it seems to be going great down there. Now lets swap!”[...]
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A.E Suggs

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Lucian Cat said:
Have any girls come in and said anything yet? Or is this a guy only discussion?
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How would we be able to tell? You can be the first so have at it.

Wazzim said:
Shouldn't women care most about this? Men don't have to care about any of this as long as they're getting laid.
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That would make sense wouldn't it? The problem is some people worry about it so much that they don't make it that far.
 
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Wazzim

Banned
Shouldn't women care most about this? Men don't have to care about any of this as long as they're getting laid.
 
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Lucian Cat

Kissed a mod for a tag; liked it
Charles Foster Kane said:
I don't know, I think It's only been a guy discussion.
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That's what I gathered. From my experience size doesn't really matter unless you have a micropenis. No offence to anybody who has one but that was the worst. Anything above that is fine.
the only one that has been able to make me orgasm during sex was a 6 incher. Currently dating a 9 and I think it's actually too big to hit the right spot :/
This is just my experience anyway. Everyone's different
 
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