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Spinning Gold Teeth?! Whhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

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DMczaf

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http://www.triplexgoldteeth.com/

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Chris Rock is spinning in his grave :(
 
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Jim Bowie

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I can visualize the argument in my head:

Man 1: Why the fuck do you have spinnas on your teeth?

Man 2: It's like, when I stop talking, my teeth keep moving! Isn't that fucking tight?

Man 1: But teeth DO NOT spin!

Man 2: They do now!
 
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Tommie Hu$tle

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Jim Bowie said:
I can visualize the argument in my head:

Man 1: Why the fuck do you have spinnas on your teeth?

Man 2: It's like, when I stop talking, my teeth keep moving! Isn't that fucking tight?

Man 1: But teeth DO NOT spin!

Man 2: They do now!
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That was funny. I added your quote to my blog. Comedy Gold.
 
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Shig

Strap on your hooker ...
Looks like a Bond villian's gimmick.

Can't wait for the first report of a girl getting their tongue mangled while frenching a guy with these.
 
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DarienA

The black man everyone at Activision can agree on
Jim Bowie said:
I can visualize the argument in my head:

Man 1: Why the fuck do you have spinnas on your teeth?

Man 2: It's like, when I stop talking, my teeth keep moving! Isn't that fucking tight?

Man 1: But teeth DO NOT spin!

Man 2: They do now!
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:lol :lol :lol :lol
 
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Minotauro

Finds Purchase on Dog Nutz
I'm telling you, we're about three months away from whistle tips jutting out of people's mouths.

"Yo, check out my new teeth, they..."

"WOOOOO! WOOOOO!"
 
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Gorey

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Shig said:
Looks like a Bond villian's gimmick.

Can't wait for the first report of a girl getting their tongue mangled while frenching a guy with these.
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Well, now we know what that Jaws guy does between film gigs.
 
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Screenboy

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Why the funk anyone would want gold teeth is beyond me, let alone spinning ones?!

Having gold teeth is like if someone didn't clean their teeth for about a month, realised, they're too poor to have a brush 'cus they've been having rat kebabs from the drains and then rubbed them with their finger to make 'em shiny.


God help them....




-SB
 
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mrmyth

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Fuck it, I'm off to get some blackface makeup, a bucket of KFC, and a big ass watermelon.

I'M KEEPIN' IT REAL BITCHES!!!




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"First they do this, ya see, and then they go get gold spinning teeth! Daaaaaaa!"
 
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Trakball

Banned
Screenboy said:
Having gold teeth is like if someone didn't clean their teeth for about a month, realised, they're too poor to have a brush 'cus they've been having rat kebabs from the drains and then rubbed them with their finger to make 'em shiny.God help them....
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What's fresher, a signature after every post or thinly-veiled racism?
 
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Screenboy

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Trakball said:
What's fresher, a signature after every post or thinly-veiled racism?
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How is that racist?

Im from England so maybe I have a different sense of humor but that is in no way racist.


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-SB
 
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Error Macro

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Screenboy said:
How is that racist?

Im from England so maybe I have a different sense of humor but that is in no way racist.
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Apparently, he thinks that because you talk about poor people, you must be talking about a person of color. Whoops! I guess he stereotyped poor people!



I'm just giving you a hard time for the hell of it, Trakball. Nothing personal at all.
 
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Trakball

Banned
Nah it's cool Ermac. I'll explain myself a little better. I'm a big fan of The Amazing Race. This season, when the teams went to Africa, one of the contestants said something like "they just keep breeding" - meaning the Afrikans - and when I saw SB saying "they", I just had a flashback. But it was silly, and it's time to move on. Let the healing begin!

Still don't like signatures though. :)
 
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Lil' Dice

Banned
Nice! I just bought a set. Now i can spin them with my tongue and send food particles flying in all directions.......I also asked them if they make whistler gold-teef
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MIMIC

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This isn't any different than the other gaudy, meretricious things that the rich and famous buy. They're all equally stupid.
 
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Trakball

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Thanks for sending me to the dictionary, Mimic!

Main Entry: mer·e·tri·cious
Pronunciation: "mer-&-'tri-sh&s
Function: adjective
Etymology: Latin meretricius, from meretric-, meretrix prostitute, from merEre to earn -- more at MERIT
1 : of or relating to a prostitute : having the nature of prostitution <meretricious relationship>
2 a : tawdrily and falsely attractive <the paradise they found was a piece of meretricious trash -- Carolyn See> b : superficially significant : PRETENTIOUS <scholarly names to provide fig-leaves of respectability for meretricious but stylish books -- Times Literary Supplement>
 
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Teflar

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MIMIC said:
This isn't any different than the other gaudy, meretricious things that the rich and famous buy. They're all equally stupid.
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No, there is a difference. You put these in your teeth. Again. YOUR TEETH. And they spin. its a bit different from spending 11 million on a zeppelin... though just as stupid.
 
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Ristamar

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Minotauro said:
I'm telling you, we're about three months away from whistle tips jutting out of people's mouths.

"Yo, check out my new teeth, they..."

"WOOOOO! WOOOOO!"
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:lol :lol :lol
 
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MIMIC

Banned
Teflar said:
No, there is a difference. You put these in your teeth. Again. YOUR TEETH. And they spin. its a bit different from spending 11 million on a zeppelin... though just as stupid.
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I would classify plastic surgery and having an Oompa Loompa spray tan as the black equivalent to having spinning fronts on your teeth.

It all is an attempt to attract attention and both instances are extremely unnecessary.

"Hey, look, my gold teeth are spinning!"

"Hey, look, I can stab you with my nose!"
 
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Xenon

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:lol wtf?

I would classify plastic surgery and having an Oompa Loompa spray tan as the black equivalent to having spinning fronts on your teeth.
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Nope. not even close
 
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Azih

Member
MIMIC said:
I would classify plastic surgery and having an Oompa Loompa spray tan as the black equivalent to having spinning fronts on your teeth.

It all is an attempt to attract attention and both instances are extremely unnecessary.

"Hey, look, my gold teeth are spinning!"

"Hey, look, I can stab you with my nose!"
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I'll concede that they're in the same 'league' of stupid, but damn gold spinnaz on the teeth are the champions.
 
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