[SPOILER THREAD] Suicide Squad

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George Oscar Bluth II

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Spoilers are out there. Keep them in here.

Throw a rock at the inconsiderate.
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For duckroll:

- Mid credits scene has Bruce Wayne talking to Waller about stuff. Probably Justice League stuff. Like, finding the Seven stuff. To untie them.

There's your damn spoiler!

Oh hey:
GringoSuave89 said:
Full movie breakdown. Seems legit.

We see how all the Suicide Squad is captured, except Slipknot. Then we see Amanda Waller try to convince a table of US officials to allow her to operate Task Force X.

Then the Enchantress breaks loose and gets her brother out of the jar and they reign terror on the Midway City subway

The government activates Task Force X and the villains are all sent out to Rick Flagg. The squad is on a need to knoe basis, the audience knows what theu have to do but they aren't told much. Katana shows up at the end of this scene

Their helicopter crashes in the city and all the squad survives. They head into town and Captain Boomerang convinces Slipknot to escape with him, and Slipknor tries to rapple up some buildings and gets his head blown off. Which Cap wanted so he now knows that the head bombs aren't a bluff.

They fight through the town and eventually reach Amanda Waller and her agents in a bunker. Amanda Waller shoots every angent in the bunker, because like she said earlier no one can know about this.

They get to the roof and a helicopter shows up, they realize it's hijacked and throw themselves on the ground. And out of the back we see Joker cackling and shooting his gold AK at everyone, on a mission to break out Harley. Because he captured a scientist earlier in the movie who remotely disabled her neck bomb. This is the scene where Harley smiles and jumps on the rope hanging down from the helicopter and they try to escape.

The joker and Harley quinn dont make it far, with their Helicopter being shot down. The Joker pushes Harley out of the Helicopter onto a roof and the helicopter crashes out of the frame. We just see the explosion from behind a building.

Harley goes back to the Squad obviously trying not to cry and they go off back on their adventure. Amanda Waller gets captured by the Enchantress and uses her mind to access all the locations of secret bases.

Deadshot soon finds out what is exactly going on, because he swiped some.files from Rick Flagg. All the squad basically quits and head into the bar, Katana included. They have their drinks and then Will Smith gives a pep talk about how far they made it. Then Rick Flagg shows back up downs a drink and tells them he screwed up and how he must stop the Enchantress and tells them they can go if they want. Cap Boomerang bolts off of course. But the rest stay and go with him on his mission, Cap joining back in.

They fight up the building until they reach where the enchantress is and they fight. El Diablo sacrificing himself to kill Incubus, the brother of Enchantress.

They fight some more and eventually they destroy the enchantress, but June Moon is able to survive.

The squad thinks they're free but Waller shows back up and sends them back to prison, but letting them all have a gift. Like Deadshot gets some visitation from his daughter and Harley Quinn an espresso machine.

Then at the very end of the movie we're in Harley's cell and the wall blows open, and the Joker and his crew appear garbed in military gear and they rescue her.
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Where do I find these spoilers?
Not gonna be able to watch in the theatre, so I might as well read the whole plot.
 
The only bright side to the Joker being sanitized is that he and Harley's relationship is romanticized as hell, which will certainly piss off the annoying people constantly whining about their pairing on social media. I look forward to the tumblr meltdowns over this.
 
George Oscar Bluth II said:
They could have Joker care about Harley and still include that abusive part of the relationship, like when he's angry or something. That's what we got sequels for.
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Not happening. Way too many girls seeing Harley as a role model. They're not putting her down anymore.

I'm actually pissed off that they made tve Joker good haha
 
Ahasverus said:
Not happening. Way too many girls seeing Harley as a role model. They're not putting her down anymore.

I'm actually pissed off that they made tve Joker good haha
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Girls seeing Harley as a role model is fucked. Her being a psycho killer should stop that train of thought before it even leaves the station!
 
Seems like everyone is more Guardians of the Galaxy style scoundrel instead of villains? And Joker is less evil but still bad compared to everyone else?
 
Right now we have a no smiles Superman, a absent-minded Batman and a loving/caring good guy Joker. I have to say so far I'm loving this movie universe
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Why do we keep getting spoiler threads without spoilers? Shouldn't whoever makes a spoiler thread for a movie at least start off discussion about some spoilers? Where's the fun?

All I wanna know is, does the film have a fucking Motherbox?
 
duckroll said:
Why do we keep getting spoiler threads without spoilers? Shouldn't whoever makes a spoiler thread for a movie at least start off discussion about some spoilers? Where's the fun?

All I wanna know is, does the film have a fucking Motherbox?
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Seriously

Where are the bombs at
 
Tried checking reddit quickly and didn't even find a list about dead people

However Harley wears her latex jumpsuit at some point which is apparently straight out of Alex Ross painting
 
So there are no real spoilers other than that one stupid mid-credits leak on Twitter? Seriously? This thread sucks! Like, who gives a shit about a scene which isn't even part of the story of the actual movie. Roflmao. Stump was right.
 
duckroll said:
So there are no real spoilers other than that one stupid mid-credits leak on Twitter? Seriously? This thread sucks! Like, who gives a shit about a scene which isn't even part of the story of the actual movie. Roflmao. Stump was right.
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We know it all, we just don't care, movie seems to be very pedestrian. I want my Snyder convulted plots dammit!
 
duckroll said:
So there are no real spoilers other than that one stupid mid-credits leak on Twitter? Seriously? This thread sucks! Like, who gives a shit about a scene which isn't even part of the story of the actual movie. Roflmao. Stump was right.
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Where this mid-credits leak* at?

*transcript or description
 
duckroll said:
Doesn't sound like it. I think you're just trying to talk big. Prove it.
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- The squad is formed to retrieve a weapon and as a counter measure to Superman's death.
- Enchantress starts working with the government, but becomes rogue and starts killing people, wants to resurrect her unnamed brother (Inccubus in the comics).
- Batman tries to arrest Deadshot in front of his daughter but he can't so he is captured by the police.
- Flash appeara capturing Boomerang after he kills an accomplice in a bank theft "no honor among thieves?" is what he says.
- Slipknot dies in the first mission.
- The Enchantress goes out of control and destroys half a city, the squad is blamed.
-The Joker is super in love with harley and wants to get back to her.
- The Enchantress wants to use the squad as hers so she gave then hallucinations with their biggest dreams that she says she could help come true.
- Deadshot's dream is to kill Batman.
- Harley's dream is to have a baby with a normal Joker.
- The Joker tries to rescue Harley but his chopper is destroyed by The Enchantress. Harley thinks he's dead.
- Katana's is to resurrect her husband.
- Diablo sacrifices to kill Enchantress.
- She burns and her heart is destroyed, Dr Moon raises from her ashes, unharmed.
- The guys are re captured.
- At the very end, the Joker arrives alive and well to rescue Harley and rides with her into the sunset.
- Amanda asks for Bruce's help and he accepts in exchange for the Location of the leaguers.

End.
 
Full movie breakdown. Seems legit.

We see how all the Suicide Squad is captured, except Slipknot. Then we see Amanda Waller try to convince a table of US officials to allow her to operate Task Force X.

Then the Enchantress breaks loose and gets her brother out of the jar and they reign terror on the Midway City subway

The government activates Task Force X and the villains are all sent out to Rick Flagg. The squad is on a need to knoe basis, the audience knows what theu have to do but they aren't told much. Katana shows up at the end of this scene

Their helicopter crashes in the city and all the squad survives. They head into town and Captain Boomerang convinces Slipknot to escape with him, and Slipknor tries to rapple up some buildings and gets his head blown off. Which Cap wanted so he now knows that the head bombs aren't a bluff.

They fight through the town and eventually reach Amanda Waller and her agents in a bunker. Amanda Waller shoots every angent in the bunker, because like she said earlier no one can know about this.

They get to the roof and a helicopter shows up, they realize it's hijacked and throw themselves on the ground. And out of the back we see Joker cackling and shooting his gold AK at everyone, on a mission to break out Harley. Because he captured a scientist earlier in the movie who remotely disabled her neck bomb. This is the scene where Harley smiles and jumps on the rope hanging down from the helicopter and they try to escape.

The joker and Harley quinn dont make it far, with their Helicopter being shot down. The Joker pushes Harley out of the Helicopter onto a roof and the helicopter crashes out of the frame. We just see the explosion from behind a building.

Harley goes back to the Squad obviously trying not to cry and they go off back on their adventure. Amanda Waller gets captured by the Enchantress and uses her mind to access all the locations of secret bases.

Deadshot soon finds out what is exactly going on, because he swiped some.files from Rick Flagg. All the squad basically quits and head into the bar, Katana included. They have their drinks and then Will Smith gives a pep talk about how far they made it. Then Rick Flagg shows back up downs a drink and tells them he screwed up and how he must stop the Enchantress and tells them they can go if they want. Cap Boomerang bolts off of course. But the rest stay and go with him on his mission, Cap joining back in.

They fight up the building until they reach where the enchantress is and they fight. El Diablo sacrificing himself to kill Incubus, the brother of Enchantress.

They fight some more and eventually they destroy the enchantress, but June Moon is able to survive.

The squad thinks they're free but Waller shows back up and sends them back to prison, but letting them all have a gift. Like Deadshot gets some visitation from his daughter and Harley Quinn an espresso machine.

Then at the very end of the movie we're in Harley's cell and the wall blows open, and the Joker and his crew appear garbed in military gear and they rescue her.
 
No Motherbox? No Darkseid? No Steppenwolf? Why even watch this movie anymore? Boo. #ItsNotConnected

(Am I doing this right?)
 
As someone who has no background on any of these characters or who they are i read that entire synopsis and still have no idea what really happened
 
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