Sword Art Online 8
So as of this point (judging series based on 8 episodes is a tradition now), I can honestly say I'm not getting the hate. It's dumb, and it isn't my thing, but I could definitely see a 10-14 year old me thinking that the Beater was pretty cool. On the one hand, that the action is so terrible in this show is kind of rank to me, but on the other, I put up with (although begrudgingly) Dragon Ball Z's ultra long charge time marathons.
Still, the action in this show is so terribly disappointing.
Holy fuck, two years? And I'm only 8 episodes in? And no one has cracked the game or beaten it yet, even though they were HALFWAY THROUGH A YEAR AND A HALF AGO? And Kirito is getting to literally sleep through puberty? Lucky bastard, I spent the years of 13-16 being awkward and going through Junior High. Kirito spends them fighting fucking goblins and waifuing whoever.
Also, in two years the world's intelligence agencies have failed to capture a single programmer.
The worst part, though, is I can imagine designing a character like Kirito when I was a kid. Black long coat, loner with a guilty past. I'd have eaten this show up when I was young.
AHAHAHHA, the only reason this guy is better than me is because he's a BEATER. HAAAA. Also, Kirito and Asuna have basically been dating for 2 years now.
That steak is literally twice the size of the animal it came from. Man, I WISH making stew took so little time.
Asuna is what, 14? And she gets marriage proposals frequently? Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh.
Music in this scene is pretty much a remix of a song from Chrono Trigger.
Jeez, Kirito, girl is practically your girlfriend. Just party with her. I know you haven't seen them in two years, but your balls are asking you this favor, brah. Remember that virginity you bet?
Okay, so, serious question: What CAN you feel in SAO? Because apparently both Kirito and Asuna can feel Asuna's breasts, and when Asuna hurled Kirito against the statue, he apparently felt that, and the game apparently can simulate sex, but getting kneed in the groin doesn't hurt at all?
This dueling song is my JAM.
hehehehe. Beater.
So uh, when's the show go bad?