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[KirbYuuYuu]

Tell me more.

Well where do I begin.

I guess with meats. Actually I think today's shishkabobs was a good example. It was pretty damn good. Better than the steaks I messed with not too long ago.

And Patties.... Jamaican Patties, so flaky and sooo warm inside.

 

[Risette]

Okay. I'm really confused about the food sex. How is that even possible. Food doesn't feel anything.

tell that to the vegans

 

[FelixOrion]

You don't need to hold liquids with a utensil if you're eating from a bowl. Chopsticks can most definitely slice.

I wanna see you eat a bowl of cereal and a t-bone steak with chopsticks.

 

[madp]

Good. Hopefully everyone can get the inane posting out of the way quicker.

You know how the first couple thousand posts of the new thread go. Buckle up, we're going wherever the wind takes us.

 

[Kincaido]

Okay. I'm really confused about the food sex. How is that even possible. Food doesn't feel anything.

Who cares about how the food feels?

 

[Branduil]

chopsticks can't slice or hold liquids

the three of ours are just the pieces...The Holy Trinity that form the One Perfect Utensil

 

[ZachDeKoromaru]

Your disapproval is meaningless! I eat pizza with a fork so I'm already disowned by like 95% of humanity.

Why not everything else?

 

[Regulus Tera]

Once you invent vomitoriums everything goes to shit

I don't think that word means what you think it means.

 

[KirbYuuYuu]

You can care about how a food feels. That's what makes it so good is knowing how it feels and if it adheres to you well.

 

[FelixOrion]

Who cares about how the food feels?

Food Rape, that's not cool

 

[Chet Rippo]

You're not alone on this one.

Same actually.

I had to look at it three or four times to confirm that it wasn't the case.

Good, otherwise I might have to consider myself crazy...

Somebody bring up that OreImo image... you know the one....

Why?

 

[Kincaido]

Well where do I begin.

I guess with meats. Actually I think today's shishkabobs was a good example. It was pretty damn good. Better than the steaks I messed with not too long ago.

And Patties.... Jamaican Patties, so flaky and sooo warm inside.

I am now interested in testing things out.

 

[kayos90]

Who cares about how the food feels?

I thought sex implied two people or more... Food is not a person. Unless... you're considering food a person?

I don't think that word means what you think it means.

He basically had the suffix right lol. But yes. I was referring to the vomit rooms. Ugh.

 

[kayos90]

Doublt post. Whoops.

 

[KirbYuuYuu]

I am now interested in testing things out.

You should. It's such a pleasurable experience.

I thought sex implied two people or more... Food is not a person. Unless... you're considering food a person?

Well Food CAN be a person, and Animals are people, does it count?

 

[dimb]

Food sex is easily doable. I've done it a few times.

 

[madp]

You don't need to hold liquids with a utensil if you're eating from a bowl. Chopsticks can most definitely slice.

You do if you don't want to burn the everloving fuck out of your mouth.

Hey, all you guys should go to the page for the second round if Daisuki title voting and tick that box next to Heartcatch Precure.

Just saying.

Man, so much untranslated stuff on that list that will never make it to the site because nobody cares. Cutie Honey Flash/Tanken Driland/Dr. Slump/GeGeGe no Kitarou ;_______;

 

[wonzo]

I thought sex implied two people or more... Food is not a person. Unless... you're considering food a person?

Well, food can be person.

 

[Unknown Soldier]

But was it apple or pineapple?

Uh, ow.

 

[Regulus Tera]

Hey, all you guys should go to the page for the second round if Daisuki title voting and tick that box next to Heartcatch Precure.

Just saying.

Done and quoting for the superior 50 ppp master race.

 

[duckroll]

I wanna see you eat a bowl of cereal and a t-bone steak with chopsticks.

That'll be like playing Devil May Cry with a keyboard. There's nothing wrong with the input device, but the game is just designed specifically to take advantage of something else (which could be inferior!).

You do if you don't want to burn the everloving fuck out of your mouth.

So you use utensils to drink coffee too?

 

[FelixOrion]

I thought sex implied two people or more... Food is not a person. Unless... you're considering food a person?

"Dude, what if food was a band? Not only would I be at every show, I'd have everyone of their CDs. But what would Food play?"

"I don't know...a sandwich?"

 

[Regulus Tera]

He basically had the suffix right lol. But yes. I was referring to the vomit rooms. Ugh.

Technically is not a suffix, it's just the root word.

 

[kayos90]

Well, food can be person.

I was not expecting that. Touche.

Let me rephrase that. Living persons.

Technically is not a suffix, it's just the root word.

Alright alright. You get what I was going for. =D

 

[Thoraxes]

Anything can be a person if you have enough imagination.

 

[Chet Rippo]

I thought sex implied two people or more... Food is not a person. Unless... you're considering food a person?

Food rape.

 

[kayos90]

So you use utensils to drink coffee too?

Rofl. Owned.

 

[Regulus Tera]

Man, so much untranslated stuff on that list that will never make it to the site because nobody cares. Cutie Honey Flash/Tanken Driland/Dr. Slump/GeGeGe no Kitarou ;_______;

Superior Intertrack Latin American dub wins again!

 

[Psycho_Mantis]

That'll be like playing Devil May Cry with a keyboard. There's nothing wrong with the input device, but the game is just designed specifically to take advantage of something else (which could be inferior!).



So you use utensils to drink coffee too?

How can you cut with chopsticks? There not sharp at all. Maybe for softer foods it will work.

 

[Syrinx]

Anything can be a person if you have enough imagination.

And weed.

 

[KirbYuuYuu]

I was not expecting that. Touche.

Let me rephrase that. Living persons.

Dead people aren't suddenly not people. They're still people, just dead. Their spirit can make it feel, that's why they make sure your food is as great as possible

 

[Soma]

Let me rephrase that. Living persons.

.

 

[wonzo]

I was not expecting that. Touche.

Let me rephrase that. Living persons.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_incidents_of_cannibalism

ctrl+f for "alive"

 

[kayos90]

Anything can be a person if you have enough imagination.

Right...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_incidents_of_cannibalism

ctrl+f for "alive"

So food sex is cannabalism. And it's a one way ticket....

 

[madp]

You can care about how a food feels. That's what makes it so good is knowing how it feels and if it adheres to you well.

learning from the mountain: carnivore edition.

 

[Chet Rippo]

So you use utensils to drink coffee too?

Coffee is the worst thing man has ever created.

 

[dakkumauji]

Coffee is the worst thing man has ever created.

Tea's superior.

 

[kayos90]

How can you cut with chopsticks? There not sharp at all. Maybe for softer foods it will work.

Geometry yo. You have dots. Then you connect those dots and it eventually makes a line. BUWHAHAHAHAHA

 

[FelixOrion]

That'll be like playing Devil May Cry with a keyboard. There's nothing wrong with the input device, but the game is just designed specifically to take advantage of something else (which could be inferior!).

Naw you got it wrong. See, the mouse and keyboard, being the preeminent input device with the most possible uses, is very much like the Three Holy Utensils, and not too sticks I pulled off a tree.

 

[Jintor]

Your disapproval is meaningless! I eat pizza with a fork so I'm already disowned by like 95% of humanity.

what's wrong with you

 

[Chet Rippo]

You know, up until I had watched K-ON, I had never believed that food could be moe.

 

[madp]

So you use utensils to drink coffee too?

Bowls are hueg and unwieldy (unless you're eating pathetic puny little portions of soup) and cups aren't.

 

[Hitokage]

Pizza with a fork means the roof of your mouth lives to see tomorrow.

...that or wait a while.

 

[trejo]

I think I learned more about Kirbyguy today than I needed to. I'm still unsure how to process this information.

Also, what's everyone's favorite type of cuisine?

Mexican, italian and chinese. Yum!

 

[FelixOrion]

Your disapproval is meaningless! I eat pizza with a fork so I'm already disowned by like 95% of humanity.

you're sick

 

[Branduil]

Yeah, the fork is clearly more like the Zapper.

I can't have you insulting one of the greatest silverware in history like that. Forks are awesome.

 

[kayos90]

Bowls are hueg and unwieldy (unless you're eating pathetic puny little portions of soup) and cups aren't.

GET WITH THE TIMES YO!

 

[wonzo]

what's wrong with you

I use to eat meat pies with a fork…

I still feel dirty about it.

 

[KirbYuuYuu]

I think I learned more about Kirbyguy today than I needed to. I'm still unsure how to process this information.
!

I just like my food really well.

 

[FelixOrion]

HEY GUYS THIS THREAD IS ABOUT ANIME