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[kayos90]

Forks = crappy motion controls

Choptsticks = traditional controller

Go.

Also, what's everyone's favorite type of cuisine?

 

[Unknown Soldier]

You know, up until I had watched K-ON, I had never believed that food could be moe.

 

[madp]

Why was it the first thought that popped in my head that she was pregnant?

I had to look at it three or four times to confirm that it wasn't the case.

Ham is only good accompanied by asparagus.

Asparagus tastes like farts. It is just shy of inedible.

 

[Thoraxes]

Asparagus tastes like farts. It is just shy of inedible.

Nah, it's great if you cook it properly.

 

[dakkumauji]

Honest question: is there anything that chopsticks are better at doing than western utensils? Because I'm having a difficult time thinking of something.

Whatever a fork does.

I never found the need for a fork that chopsticks or a spoon can do just as well.

 

[duckroll]

You use sensibly-designed silverware? That's not much of a put down.

How is using 3 different types of utensils more sensible than using one?

 

[peaceiscloser]

Jegus this thread is moving at lightspeed tonight. "Happy" Memorial Day?

 

[ZachDeKoromaru]

 

[Regulus Tera]

Forks = crappy motion controls

Choptsticks = traditional controller

Go.

The best console game last gen was motion controls so I don't get the comparison.

 

[KirbYuuYuu]

Forks = crappy motion controls

Choptsticks = traditional controller

Go.

Also, what's everyone's favorite type of cuisine?

Hmmm....

Going beyond what I normally get to eat, I have fondness of Jamaican foods. Chinese and Japanese is also pretty good. Have a variety that I like really.

 

[FelixOrion]

Code Geass R2 14

Not even to the OP yet, but nobody understands Lelouch? Why would they WANT to? He's murdered innocent people and laughed about it nonstop since this show began. He killed

Spoiler

his sister because she was taking away his attention.

He mind raped

Spoiler

the girl who claimed to love him

and was totes fine with it.

Lelouch Britannia is a sick man, and I cannot hope to want to know what goes through his sick, twisted mind. Don't play that for sympathy. He gets NONE. He's a murderer, liar, and manipulator. I'd pity his worst enemies before I did him, for having the sincere misfortune of being even remotely acquainted with the guy.

And so help me God if he says he loved Shirley this episode.

Oh god I cannot wait for you to get to the end fast enough.

 

[Branduil]

Forks = crappy motion controls

Choptsticks = traditional controller

That doesn't even make any sense.

 

[Syrinx]

Basically. I only eat microwavable instant rice and there's nothing remotely sticky about it.

Honest question: is there anything that chopsticks are better at doing than western utensils? Because I'm having a difficult time thinking of something.

My aunt has a friend who only eats with chopsticks. She also evidently has a bunch of pyramids hanging over her bed and believes in magic and ghosts. She's a weirdo.

 

[Jintor]

Asparagus tastes like farts. It is just shy of inedible.

Dude, you gotta cook that stuff first.

A little butter, a little salt, a little olive oil... pan fry with sliced button mushrooms... fuck yeah! You got yourself a side dish!

Chopsticks are way cool for getting lots of little small things without having to continually slide them off your damn fork. Dumplings yo. Siu mai. Awww yeah. You use a fork to eat siu mai, I don't even fucking know you.

 

[wonzo]

Forks = crappy motion controls

Choptsticks = traditional controller

i dont get it

 

[Regulus Tera]

You know, up until I had watched K-ON, I had never believed that food could be moe.

So you want to have sex with the food?

 

[duckroll]

That doesn't even make any sense.

Yeah, the fork is clearly more like the Zapper.

 

[ZachDeKoromaru]

My aunt has a friend who only eats with chopsticks. She also evidently has a bunch of pyramids hanging over her bed and believes in magic and ghosts. She's a weirdo.

Your aunt's friend sounds like some sort of Yugioh character.

 

[peaceiscloser]

Forks = crappy motion controls

Choptsticks = traditional controller

Go.

Also, what's everyone's favorite type of cuisine?

Besides Filipino-bias, Chinese.

Besides Asian-bias, Italian.

 

[kayos90]

My analogy sucked. Sorry. lol. I'll try better next time. rofl.

 

[KirbYuuYuu]

Food sex is easily doable. I've done it a few times.

 

[Unknown Soldier]

Jegus this thread is moving at lightspeed tonight. "Happy" Memorial Day?

Happy Anime Weekend. I've been catching up on shows the past 2 days now. I'm caught up on Railgun S after first finishing the last 9 episodes of Railgun and now I'm 3 episodes into Gargantia. Tomorrow it will be the rest of Gargantia, Oreimo 2, and depending on my mood, Shingeki no Kyoujin or Hataraku Maou-sama.

 

[fertygo]

Well, the series did undergo a switch in how it was produced (traditional to digital) so that, at least, has something to do with the change in art.

Thought so.

Well I think it was canned, but thanks to us gaijins liking it so much, they gave us a second season. That's probably related to the change of art.

This too, damn shame. I would rather the rest of season made in the same process too.

Early 2000's was the dark age.

 

[peaceiscloser]

How the hell did the ancient Egyptians/Romans eat? Did they use utensils or hands?

 

[kayos90]

Food sex is easily doable. I've done it a few times.

Wut.

How the hell did the ancient Egyptians/Romans eat? Did they use utensils or hands?

Romans used spoons for soup and liquid based food but mostly ate with their hands.

 

[FelixOrion]

How is using 3 different types of utensils more sensible than using one?

chopsticks can't slice or hold liquids

the three of ours are just the pieces...The Holy Trinity that form the One Perfect Utensil

 

[Unknown Soldier]

So you want to have sex with the food?

Did you ever see American Pie?

 

[CorvoSol]

The Philippines were a Spanish colony.

Until this super swag guy named Teddy Roosevelt thought it'd be a jolly good time conquering them. Then they weren't a Spanish colony anymore.

 

[KirbYuuYuu]

Wut.

It was sooo good too.

 

[Kincaido]

Food sex is easily doable. I've done it a few times.

With a pie?

 

[madp]

Somebody bring up that OreImo image... you know the one....

All too happy to oblige.

 

[Articalys]

Jegus this thread is moving at lightspeed tonight. "Happy" Memorial Day?

Good. Hopefully everyone can get the inane posting out of the way quicker.

 

[Psycho_Mantis]

Food sex is easily doable. I've done it a few times.

Why would you ruin good food with your junk

Forks = crappy motion controls

Choptsticks = traditional controller

Go.

Also, what's everyone's favorite type of cuisine?

hands = kinect

Italian = Indian> Chinese>anything else

 

[kayos90]

Speaking of which, Romans had grotesque eating style/habits.

 

[Jintor]

Speaking of which, Romans had grotesque eating style/habits.

Once you invent vomitoriums everything goes to shit

 

[Branduil]

Dude, you gotta cook that stuff first.

A little butter, a little salt, a little olive oil... pan fry with sliced button mushrooms... fuck yeah! You got yourself a side dish!

Yeah, cooked buttered asparagus is good. Now, lima beans, on the other hand, are a truly unsalvageable culinary joke.

 

[Syrinx]

chopsticks can't slice or hold liquids

the three of ours are just the pieces...The Holy Trinity that form the One Perfect Utensil

Problem is that the fork and knife need to be used in tandem.

Also the spife looks like a shank.

 

[Unknown Soldier]

Until this super swag guy named Teddy Roosevelt thought it'd be a jolly good time conquering them. Then they weren't a Spanish colony anymore.

Are you complimenting the swag of Theodore Roosevelt? Because you should be.

 

[KirbYuuYuu]

With a pie?

A variety of foods

Why would you ruin good food with your junk

There's more to sex than a penis, man.

 

[FelixOrion]

All too happy to oblige.

 

[Regulus Tera]

Did you ever see American Pie?

But was it apple or pineapple?

 

[dakkumauji]

chopsticks can't slice or hold liquids

the three of ours are just the pieces...The Holy Trinity that form the One Perfect Utensil

I feel like combining anything with a knife sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.

 

[madp]

Dude, you gotta cook that stuff first.

A little butter, a little salt, a little olive oil... pan fry with sliced button mushrooms... fuck yeah! You got yourself a side dish!

Chopsticks are way cool for getting lots of little small things without having to continually slide them off your damn fork. Dumplings yo. Siu mai. Awww yeah. You use a fork to eat siu mai, I don't even fucking know you.

Your disapproval is meaningless! I eat pizza with a fork so I'm already disowned by like 95% of humanity.

 

[wonzo]

Problem is that the fork and knife need to be used in tandem.

Just use a second Splayd.

 

[Psycho_Mantis]

Yeah, cooked buttered asparagus is good. Now, lima beans, on the other hand, are a truly unsalvageable culinary joke.

I've had them in pasta with pesto and it was delicious.

 

[Kincaido]

A variety of foods

Tell me more.

 

[duckroll]

chopsticks can't slice or hold liquids

You don't need to hold liquids with a utensil if you're eating from a bowl. Chopsticks can most definitely slice.

 

[DiGiKerot]

Hey, all you guys should go to the page for the second round if Daisuki title voting and tick that box next to Heartcatch Precure.

Just saying.

 

[kayos90]

Okay. I'm really confused about the food sex. How is that even possible. Food doesn't feel anything.

 

[dakkumauji]

Chopsticks are way cool for getting lots of little small things without having to continually slide them off your damn fork. Dumplings yo. Siu mai. Awww yeah. You use a fork to eat siu mai, I don't even fucking know you.

Using a fork to eat Siu Mai seems redundant when you can perfectly stab them with a chopstick.