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[Toa TAK]

I'm telling you guys:

It's my spin-off movie with Michael Shannon and Jessica Chastain.

 

[Bronx-Man]

Tonight's the night we finally get the film that changed the world forever, released in its original unaltered glory on Blu-Ray.


I am of course referring to,




















The Star Wars Holiday Special

 

[Killer Queen]

Tonight's the night we finally get the film that changed the world forever, released in its original unaltered glory on Blu-Ray.


I am of course referring to,




















The Star Wars Holiday Special

Someone ban this man

 

[Toa TAK]

Tonight's the night we finally get the film that changed the world forever, released in its original unaltered glory on Blu-Ray.


I am of course referring to,




















The Star Wars Holiday Special

Still the most talked about spin-off.

 

[Cross-Section]

If they included the rifftrax as a commentary track, I'd be on fucking board

edit: shit, it'd probably be missing the commercial bits though - aka the BEST part of the riff

 

[Bobby Roberts]

I wouldn't be surprised if we get a new, Disney-produced box-set of something for the 40th (closer to Christmas) and that is actually on it.

 

[Bronx-Man]

Life Day lives on in all of our hearts, my friends.

 

[Ridisc]

Im not sure you can beat last years trailer in terms of hype and delivery, really did nail it.

I think you can make a better trailer in isolation, but not a better moment.

 

[Surfinn]

Im not sure you can beat last years trailer in terms of hype and delivery, really did nail it.

I think you can make a better trailer in isolation, but not a better moment.

It truly was magic but I'm confident this trailer will have the same kind of magic.

 

[Haloid1177]

Line rumor going around is cutoff for getting into the live panel is 2400 people and the guy two rows in front is around 1700 so I should be in.

 

[Boke1879]

I can't wait. I need that TLJ and Battlefront 2 Trailer.

 

[Toa TAK]

Watch:

It's going to be the original films released digitally on iTunes as soon as it hits midnight.

 

[Einchy]

Line rumor going around is cutoff for getting into the live panel is 2400 people and the guy two rows in front is around 1700 so I should be in.

That line is going to turn into Fury Road any second now.

 

[Cross-Section]

Im not sure you can beat last years trailer in terms of hype and delivery, really did nail it.

I think you can make a better trailer in isolation, but not a better moment.

This is probably true. Han Solo being well, Han Solo for the first time in 32 years is probably unbeatable as far as moments go.

 

[Surfinn]

Yeah I'm thinking it's gunna be just the cover, but our first image of TLJ. That's what I'm sticking with. Hopefully it's not less than that but if not we're down to hours anyway.

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

Can't wait to hear all about

BOSS NASS: A STAR WARS STORY.

 

[Cross-Section]

Watch:

It's going to be the original films released digitally on iTunes as soon as it hits midnight.

It's as if a million voices cried out in joy and then were suddenly silenced by the realization that they had to use iTunes

 

[Toa TAK]

Can't wait to hear all about

BOSS NASS: A STAR WARS STORY.

In 3D so the saliva flies in your face.

 

[Bronx-Man]

Dexter Jettster: A Star Wars Story - Coming December 2020 - Dir. by Michael Bay

 

[Ridisc]

Imagine hearing yodas theme again in a SW movie

Imagine

 

[Cross-Section]

In 3D so the saliva flies in your face.

In 4D so the saliva literally flies in your face

 

[MMarston]

Dexter Jettster: A Star Wars Story - Coming December 2020 - Dir. by Michael Bay

Fuck it.


Do it, Lucasfilm.

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

In 3D so the saliva flies in your face.

What dreams are made of.

 

[Bobby Roberts]

Lucas might come back to do Dexter himself

 

[Slime]

Can't wait to hear all about

BOSS NASS: A STAR WARS STORY.

Did you ever hear the tragedy of General Tarpals the Bombad?

 

[Discotheque]

Dexter Jettster: A Star Wars Story - Coming December 2020 - Dir. by Michael Bay

prolly more entertaining than rogue one

wondering if that EW picture reveals Benicio Del Toro

 

[Toa TAK]

That's nice and all but I kinda want my Zack Snyder directed Nute Gunray motion picture.

 

[Surfinn]

Lucas might come back to do Dexter himself

That's alright

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

Did you ever hear the tragedy of General Tarpals the Bombad?

Directed by Kenneth Branagh.

 

[Bobby Roberts]

That's alright

"George, come out from under the counter"
"No, I'm gonna direct the whole thing from right here."
"At least sit on the stoo--"
"Right here, thanks"

 

[Bronx-Man]

Lucas might come back to do Dexter himself

Please dear god, I want it so bad

 

[Seigyoku]

Due to things got here after 11. Live panel already gone but no point heading back.

 

[BrokenFiction]

That's nice and all but I kinda want my Zack Snyder directed Nute Gunray motion picture.

Meesa
Unite
The
Bombad

 

[Toa TAK]

I always thought Dexter was Lucas' self-insert.

You know, since he was serving people 3 movies worth of shit.

 

[Cross-Section]

Clearly what the fans want is a Nass-Gunray-Dexter ensemble movie in the vein of Grumpy Old Men. We'll even get Brian Blessed back!

 

[Ridisc]

I wonder if Williams has another Duel of the fates knockout in him, been listening to SW music for the last 2 hours.

 

[Bronx-Man]

You may laugh now, but there will be tears when you see the story of how Dexter used his diner as the last sanctuary for what remains of the Jedi order, as he takes one final stand against the Empire


I smell an Oscar winner here.

 

[Bobby Roberts]

I always thought Dexter was Lucas' self-insert.

You know, since he was serving people 3 movies worth of shit.

 

[Einchy]

Dexter Jettster's whole thing is atheistically the worst fucking thing I've seen.

 

[Toa TAK]

You may laugh now, but there will be tears when you see the story of how Dexter used his diner as the last sanctuary for what remains of the Jedi order, as he takes one final stand against the Empire


I smell an Oscar winner here.

Like in the visual effects category, right?

 

[Bobby Roberts]

Dexter Jettster's whole thing is atheistically the worst fucking thing I've seen.

I know you meant aesthetically but there's also comedy in the notion that weird motherfucker and his crumbcatcher were so off-putting you stopped believing in God.

 

[Cross-Section]

I wonder if Williams has another Duel of the fates knockout in him, been listening to SW music for the last 2 hours.

Choral arrangement of The Jedi Steps.

If you believe hard enough, it will happen.

 

[Haloid1177]

Yep I'm 100% in the live panel. This'll suck but at least I know I'm in lol

 

[Surfinn]

"George, come out from under the counter"
"No, I'm gonna direct the whole thing from right here."
"At least sit on the stoo--"
"Right here, thanks"

"I know let's use green screen for an entire movie and generate everything on the computer. That way we can film fights in molten magma"

Oh wait

 

[Bronx-Man]

I know you meant aesthetically but there's also comedy in the notion that weird motherfucker and his crumbcatcher were so off-putting you stopped believing in God.

Why would God allow the prequels to exist in our universe?

Checkmate, Christianity

 

[Bobby Roberts]

Choral arrangement of The Jedi Steps.

If you believe hard enough, it will happen.

I bet the Jedi Steps ends up being the "Rey & Luke" theme, sorta like how Williams came up with Han & the Princess for Empire. Or maybe even the replacement Luke theme, since his theme has become the all-purpose "Star Wars" music

Same as how Ben's theme isn't even really Ben's theme anymore, it's basically "Whenever anything remotely uplifting happens, hit the Force music" now.

 

[Einchy]

I know you meant aesthetically but there's also comedy in the notion that weird motherfucker and his crumbcatcher were so off-putting you stopped believing in God.

I knew God was dead when this happened.

A God who loved us who never allow this to happen.

 

[Ridisc]

Choral arrangement of The Jedi Steps.

If you believe hard enough, it will happen.

Jedi steps is incredible, best song off TFA (especially mixed with the end credits song which is phenominal), but I wouldn't put it on par with his earlier work personally.

 

[Tookay]

That's nice and all but I kinda want my Zack Snyder directed Nute Gunray motion picture.

"Tell me, do you even blockade?"

"You will."

 

[Killer Queen]

Meesa
Unite
The
Bombad

I laughed