Y'know, now that I think about it, I'm completely down for BOSS NASS: A Star Wars Story.
Some of you guys are gonna cry
I'm already tearing up thinking about how we're going to see the final performance of an icon.Some of you guys are gonna cry
Because some people are still keeping their heads stuck in the stand and think the trailer is happening today instead of tomorrow.
Delusions of grandeur
Origin story to his spit-flapping face shake would be wonderful.
Hey, I nearly cried with the TFA trailers so it's possible.Some of you guys are gonna cry
Some of you guys are gonna cry
I still don't know what I'm supposed to be expecting from this panel.
Lucas is gonna walk on stage to a booming ovation, as the most glorious rendition of the Imperial March ever heard is blasted from the sound system. In his arms he cradles Hayden Christensen, who is openly weeping. Hayden opens his mouth as if to speak, only no sound escapes. Instead, his mouth continues to widen. In the back of his throat an object catches the light and the crowd goes silent. Then, all at once, exploding forth from his gaping maw comes SPOOLS of film reel, violently snaking in every direction, into the audience. THESE ARE THE UNTOUCHED REELS OF THE ORIGINAL TRILOGY. Pandemonium ensues. Prequel fans combust into flames. Lucas commands Christensen to expunge the film "Faster, and with more intensity." Kathy Kennedy smirks from the back of the stage. The giant Han Solo figure in Boyega's arms melts. Large sections of the audience are speaking in tongues, convulsing, passing out, the paramedics unable to move fast enough. The feed cuts to an unfazed and professional Anthony Carboni who succinctly wraps up the panel as DeeGoots quietly rolls around in the fetal position besides him.
How soon they forget, Griff.
Reminder of what we're in for in 10 minutes:
Final shot of the trailer is Boss Nass's ICONIC spit-flapping face shake set to a rousing rendition of the Force theme. The slobber and spit slowly coalesces on the screen to form "Boss One: A Star Wars Story".
Final shot of the trailer is Boss Nass's ICONIC spit-flapping face shake set to a rousing rendition of the Force theme. The slobber and spit slowly coalesces on the screen to form "Boss One: A Star Wars Story".
Your name is Darth Icky.You people are insane. Henceforth you shall all be known as Darth Insanius.
If nothing else, they have taste.Yub Nub is playing!!!! It's a clue! Classic versions confirmed!
Yub Nub is playing!!!! It's a clue! Classic versions confirmed!
If nothing else, they have taste.
A true Life Day miracle.I made it guys.
Are you sitting?I made it guys.
i should be doing some last minute studying instead for my very last exam before I graduate
eh oh well
If nothing else, they have taste.
Your name is Darth Icky.
I made it guys.
You say this like Star Wars isn't the most important thing in the world.