Man, I obviously don't make enough, because even if there were 10 of me to be paid for a year, I still wouldn't get anywhere near half a million dollars =p
Move to a country with a higher decimal currency, problem solved! The Uzbekistan Som is at a 3145:1 exchange rate with the Euro at the moment. Just forget to mention the exact currency when people ask you.
That actaully looks alright. Shame I've had a massive binge on puzzle platformers as of late. And to think I was begrudging a lack of new releases and I've played 5 almost back to back.