So it's your professional opinion as a teacher is that I'm dense? Thanks for sharing your credentials, monkey boy!
Of course I fucking know what fucking satire and fucking parody are, and yes, Schafer, I am aware that the "reason" Gabe went to kill the manager is because he took the analogy Tycho made literally. That's not funny! A Modest Proposal would not have been funnier if, after writing it, Swift had gone out in public and actually eaten a baby. Although maybe that would increase its popularity with GAF!
I still hate this comic and all of you! And now I'm gonna ride around on trains until I can find a decent slice of roast beef.