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[Jado]

"Candid and natural" is pretty much the opposite of what I think when I see a stock photo. They're the most artificial, deliberate, unnatural photos there are.

Nailed it.

 

[BraXzy]

I prefer mine with a pinch of porno commentary sprinkled on top.

 

[Hoo-doo]

This is NeoGAF.

Searching for gamer, gaming or videogames is a treasure trove that's almost too rich.

I mean, what is that guy even DOING.

 

[Jado]

Searching for gamer, gaming or videogames is a treasure trove that's almost too rich.

I mean, what is that guy even DOING.

I dunno. Seems pretty accurate. I play ALL my games like this:

 

[Spring-Loaded]

It's someone's job to take these

 

[CrunchyFrog]

I dunno. Seems pretty accurate. I play ALL my games like this:

http://i.istockimg.com/file_thumbview_approve/27055172/2/stock-photo-27055172-gamer-nerd-playing-video-games-on-television.jpg[IMG][/QUOTE]

And I post like this

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/JIorwVK.jpg

EDIT:

and I'm done

 

[AlexMogil]

It'd be fun to tell a story with stock photos. Like have someone post a photo and the next person has to write the story about that photo and then posts another photo. Next person has to continue the story and post a photo and so on.

 

[alfredofroylan]

Perfection

 

[Rubezh]

And I post like this

and I'm done

Improved version.

 

[Sean]

 

[Moloko]

What?

 

[alfredofroylan]

My Little Pony direct to this:

 

[Hoo-doo]

Describe your last sexual encounter with a single stock photo. Go.

Here, i'll start.

 

[Dabanton]

This is currently the best thread on gaf.

Absolutely hilarious pictures.

 

[Casual Gamera]

I mean, what is that guy even DONG.

 

[mackattk]

I have laughed out loud more than once seeing these pictures you guys are posting.

 

[GungHo]

My Little Pony direct to this:

Hey, we found fatigues_gasolini's girlfriend.

 

[Kurita]

Describe your last sexual encounter with a single stock photo. Go.

Here, i'll start.

 

[OfWhiteSkinOnRedLeather]

I like to call this one "keeping dat fap hand strong":

Hey, it's that GAFer again!

 

[dbztrk]

This one said multi ethnic business team. Don't know why Paula Deen is in it.

I bet he smashed every single one of them.

 

[Son Of D]

This is how I picture the mods when a controversial thread is made.

 

[Deleted member 57681]

Describe your last sexual encounter with a single stock photo. Go.

Here, i'll start.

 

[Tathanen]

 

[CrunchyFrog]

Describe your last sexual encounter with a single stock photo. Go.

Here, i'll start.

http://i.istockimg.com/file_thumbview_approve/5441012/2/stock-photo-5441012-businesswoman-isolated-on-white.jpg[IMG][/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/6QT5GN1.jpg

There is a bizarrely large amount of watermelon headgear imagery as well

 

[Casual Gamera]

Describe your last sexual encounter with a single stock photo. Go.

Here, i'll start.

 

[impirius]

Does anyone else feel the same way?

I think its so cool that stock photos capture how massive the world is. Those people in the pictures have no idea that people are looking at them. And then there's the photographer who took the photo. We can't tell what that person in the photo is like, or how they are. The locations are amazing too. They're a complete mystery.

Stock photos give me a sense of wonder and insignificance.... Does anyone else feel the same?

 

[Machine]

I prefer my stock photos to have Pornhub comments.

 

[CrunchyFrog]

Last ones I promise

 

[DeadNames]

my face reading this thread.

 

[SolsticeZero]

Describe your last sexual encounter with a single stock photo. Go.

Here, i'll start.

 

[cameron]

Such an annoying gravestone for defunct websites.


Anyway, photoshopped stock photos are the best

 

[Kurita]

Bwahahaha

 

[UncleSporky]

How much does it cost to get these without the watermark?

Or would we not be able to share them on GAF anymore?

Except...advertisers are sharing them with everyone constantly.

Would you just have to stick some fake ad text on there and then it's cool to share?

 

[cbox]

This thread is bring back horrible, horrible memories. Used to work for a company that insisted humans in photos sold products so I had to dredge the underground of the stock photo sites to get anything viable. I've seen some shit gaf.

 

[trifelife]

Just snortin' a big ol' line of internet, you know

 

[MillerEP]

　

Hey this one was taken at the University of Texas at Austin campus, you can see my avatar in the background.

 

[flyinpiranha]

Pregnant? I'll drink to that!

 

[Perspicacity]

 

[Cat Party]

It's disturbing how many of these accurately portray NeoGAF.

 

[Jado]

It's disturbing how many of these accurately portray NeoGAF.

How would you rate your own attractiveness (1 to 10)?

Thread above is basically this:

Courtesy of: http://www.ign.com/articles/2011/10/06/the-25-worst-video-game-stock-photos

Playing until you can't hold it in any longer?

Any thread on Gaming with new announcements:

 

[BraXzy]

"I hope I'm following these instructions right"

Spoiler

This thread should now become a stock photo caption thread.

 

[Timedog]

that op is weird as hell i don't get it

it's cool to be the only person on earth excited about stock photos that much. you are number 1 in at least one area.

 

[maquiladora]

 

[Rodney McKay]

that op is weird as hell i don't get it

it's cool to be the only person on earth excited about stock photos that much. you are number 1 in at least one area.

OPs going to need some ointment after that sick burn

 

[Freaky Fred]

I like pictures of people with lettuce on their head. Why? Well that's personal.

 

[Ferrio]

I like pictures of people with lettuce on their head. Why? Well that's personal.

 

[Alric]

God made him in his image.

 

[Freaky Fred]

lmao I miss that show. "Eat lead cabbage head!"

 

[Jeff Albertson]

My Little Pony direct to this:

Surprised this is a stock image it's Katy price aka Jordan Aka media whore advertising her new book / horse riding range / dildo

 

[Purkake4]

Best thread.