Straight White Boys Texting

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God it's so accurate it hurts. One more winky-face from a dude who thinks that now that I'm single I owe them a fuck, I'm going to start posting to that blog.
 
who was that guy on gaf who took a girl out on a date and was to cheap to buy her theater snacks so he parked at a supermarket and got snacks there before the movie then got a boot on his car and made a threat crying about it then posted embarrassing texts and kept saying "dem teddies"?

cuz him tho, lol
 
I'm really starting to lose touch these days. These guys are so forward with their disgusting sexual advances it makes me wonder how often it works. I can't even imagine texting someone like that. I think in a different era that would be considered criminal activity.
 
Dragonzord said:
I can't imagine gay white boys text any different than straight, right? I need an expert opinion in here.
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Funny you asked that. Yesterday this guy told me that he wants to suck my dick after I told him that I'm busy at work. I mean no preamble, no nothing. Basically it went like:

Him: "Hey, how are you?"
Me: "A bit busy at work. How about you?"
Him: "I am just gonna be honest here, your profile is so arresting. I want to suck your dick."
Me: ......

I think the difference is that with gay guys, if the guy is good-looking, we'd be more likely to respond with equally racy comment instead of posting said convo into a tumblr blog. /shallowaskiddypool
 
Ol No Bones said:
I'm really starting to lose touch these days. These guys are so forward with their disgusting sexual advances it makes me wonder how often it works. I can't even imagine texting someone like that. I think in a different era that would be considered criminal activity.
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Never, ever look up Grindr.
 
Ol No Bones said:
I'm really starting to lose touch these days. These guys are so forward with their disgusting sexual advances it makes me wonder how often it works. I can't even imagine texting someone like that. I think in a different era that would be considered criminal activity.
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It's a balancing board. Different people respond to forwardness differently.
 
Dragonzord said:
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does she think she got the better of that conversation?
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This made me laugh.
 
Replicant said:
Funny you asked that. Yesterday this guy told me that he wants to suck my dick after I told him that I'm busy at work. I mean no preamble, no nothing. Basically it went like:

Him: "Hey, how are you?"
Me: "A bit busy at work. How about you?"
Him: "I am just gonna be honest here, your profile is so arresting. I want to suck your dick."
Me: ......

I think the difference is that with gay guys, if the guy is good-looking, we'd be more likely to respond with equally racy comment instead of posting said convo into a tumblr blog. /shallowaskiddypool
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But did you get the prerequisite dick pic?

I was really hoping we could make some jokes about how gay guys also spend all their time talking about women's boobs.
 
caesar said:
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Everything about this is so uncomfortable.
  • The ugly, poorly fitting dress complete with tacky zipper in the middle.
  • The arm doing weird gyrations.
  • The giant, ugly ring on her right hand.
  • The facial expression that goes from happy to "omg what am I doing are people watching me oh no oh no I think I just shit myself a lil bit...yep I did" to "...well...oh well!"
  • The shimmy at the end.
  • The video background.

It's all too much for me tonight.
 
BeesEight said:
But did you get the prerequisite dick pic?

I was really hoping we could make some jokes about how gay guys also spend all their time talking about women's boobs.
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He's not my type and he wasn't offering his dick pic. He wants to see mine. I'm not giving it to him. Holding out for a hot rugby player.

I don't think it's fair to call out on straight white guys about this. This is basically how guys tend to react when they are on the hunt. We are all horny bunch. That's why when you get 2 guys together like gay guys, we usually end up having sex right away. Of course some guys can modulate their act better while others *try* to behave better in the face of their major crush.
 
Those are very real, I know because I know (black and white) coworkers who try that shit; same for back when I was in college, dudes would try this shit. Basically they say the most overtly sexual shit in hopes that the chick bites with a "LOL" response. The idea being if she laughs at that stuff she might start talking/joking dirty too, and sooner or later you'll get her in bed.

There are women who will fall for it but obviously the vast majority of the time they shoot that shit down as corny.
 
Dreams-Visions said:
Everything about this is so uncomfortable.
  • The ugly, poorly fitting dress complete with tacky zipper in the middle.
  • The arm doing weird gyrations.
  • The giant, ugly ring on her right hand.
  • The facial expression that goes from happy to "omg what am I doing are people watching me oh no oh no I think I just shit myself a lil bit...yep I did" to "...well...oh well!"
  • The shimmy at the end.
  • The video background.

It's all too much for me tonight.
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plz dont watch the source material
 
PhoenixDark said:
Those are very real, I know because I know (black and white) coworkers who try that shit; same for back when I was in college, dudes would try this shit. Basically they say the most overtly sexual shit in hopes that the chick bites with a "LOL" response. The idea being if she laughs at that stuff she might start talking/joking dirty too, and sooner or later you'll get her in bed.

There are women who will fall for it but obviously the vast majority of the time they shoot that shit down as corny.
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You sound like an expert on this subject. "Coworkers", huh..
 
Dreams-Visions said:
Everything about this is so uncomfortable.
  • The ugly, poorly fitting dress complete with tacky zipper in the middle.
  • The arm doing weird gyrations.
  • The giant, ugly ring on her right hand.
  • The facial expression that goes from happy to "omg what am I doing are people watching me oh no oh no I think I just shit myself a lil bit...yep I did" to "...well...oh well!"
  • The shimmy at the end.
  • The video background.

It's all too much for me tonight.
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and the braces kill it for me

WorldStar said:
plz dont watch the source material
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wow i did not know that was from that song... I'm not gonna say anything about the song, I think Rebecca has been through enough
 
Isn't it always better NOT to say those awful dirty/sexual puns when your intention is to hook up with a woman?

I can't think of a situation where saying stuff like that would be beneficial to the guy.
 
I'm a straight white male and can't even decipher what the fuck is going on in those conversations. I doubt many people actually communicate like that.
 
DoktorEvil said:
Isn't it always better NOT to say those awful dirty/sexual puns when your intention is to hook up with a woman?

I can't think of a situation where saying stuff like that would be beneficial to the guy.
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Well, if you get to know someone and you realise both of you have a really crude sense of humour, maybe then. But yeah, I bet a lot of this shit is typed with a straight face.

GrizzNKev said:
I'm a straight white male and can't even decipher what the fuck is going on in those conversations. I doubt many people actually communicate like that.
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hey gurl wan2 b the orang 2 my appul?
 
Tumbler's like these make me wish we have a class or something on texting etiquette.

That way, any guy, white, black, brown, etc. doesn't have to be shamed on a social network for dumbass advances.
 
Easy_D said:
Well, if you get to know someone and you realise both of you have a really crude sense of humour, maybe then. But yeah, I bet a lot of this shit is typed with a straight face.
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That's the truly scary part. Even in my most clueless days I knew this was a stupid idea.
 
As a straight white male with a confidently huge penis I am offended by this discriminatory thread. Mods, would you close it, please?
 
WorldStar said:
who was that guy on gaf who took a girl out on a date and was to cheap to buy her theater snacks so he parked at a supermarket and got snacks their before the movie then got a boot on his car and made a threat crying about it then posted embarrassing texts and kept saying "dem teddies"?

cuz him tho, lol
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Thacker.

That thread was funny, but his attempt to hide the identity of the owner of dem teddies was so shitty that detective GAF found her OKCupid profile in 10 seconds and the mods had to close it.
 
mac said:
Wow, Straight-shaming, White-shaming, and slext-shaming (slut+text) all in one OP, Great job!
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I'll give you the first two, but this isn't slut shaming at all. There's a difference between having lots of sex and "hey" "hey whats up" "my dick lol, seriously tho fuck?"
 
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